Plz join.

Antagonizing the series, Twilight, I'm gladly pronouncing myself leader of the club. Join those who adore me for my bravery. :aeris: :aeris: :aeris: :aeris:
Father and creator of the Vampires
DR. COON. I'm a doctor like Carlisimislelisl. I forgot his name lolz.
Humanz converted thus far:
Kaldea!
Bloodbath!!
Materia Thief!!!
Rikkulicious!!!!
Kuraudo!!!!!
Lutearina!!!!!!

*Joins*

Add me please. :) *Hataz*

You have been converted into a vampire lolz.

*Lives forever in high school charming Mary Suez with an ugly Buffy vampire face* :fish:

Are you going to sparkle again?
I found this encyclopedia dramatica page of the trilogy, (which will soon be an omnibus *SLITS*) but I seem to have misplaced it. :lmao:

*join* Dual-club, huh? Twilight haters and Dr. Coon's-bravery lovers. :lmao:

Oh noez. If you must convert meh, please try to get it in the first shot. D:

You shall feel fiery veins in the next week...or so! :lmao: The cost of being immortally beautiful and glistening in the sunlight. :lmao:

WHY HALLO THAR. :B

Enrolled, you are! :lmao:

How did they choose the awful actors for the movie? The trailer contains some of the worst acting I've seen since Glitter.

And I still don't get why 100 year old vampires are in high school falling in "love" with minors.

I haven't even watched it, by gawd. I'm hoping it's something like The Producers though and they unwittingly have a success on their hands or something. D:

I'm still hoping that the end of the series consists of Edward eating Bella. : X

^Lol. Never understood that either. *must go ask a DOM*

I dunno. I can just see the entire audience for the movie being emos passing around slitting razors and making out. Then afterwards blogging about how amazing it was, why can't they have a soul mate that understands them and hating their parents.

SIGN MEH UP. xDD

Oh and CG! Although there are a good amount of emos who like it, I've actually seen a large variety of people who like Twilight. xD I'm pretty sure all were the hopeless romantic types, though.

~sparklez~

And now I'm off to see the trailer

BTW. Where have I seen the phrase "the Twilight of my ass" before? xD

Oh yeth, forgive me. :fish: Emos, scene gurlz, romantics, etc. :lmao:

I'm quite the romantic myself, but the fluffy, unbelievable stuff is a waste of time to me. :lmao: Especially when it comes to teens.

GAH. Just saw the trailer. Yikes. Do not want.

I HAVE SEEN CHONGAS WHO READ TWILIGHT.

And yesrly, just about all of the fans are like, female and in their early teens. Hopefully it's just a phase.

Rikkulicious, your blood tastes like Prego.

Cute?

*weeps* Thank god.

ADD ME PLZ. :fangirl:

Oh great. Now I kinda want to go to a screening just for the spectacle. ):

I used to like Twilight. D:

Now it annoys me to no end. ;;

ADD PLZ. D:

:fangirl:

K ALL OF YOU HAVE BEEN ADDED.

Yay. <3

I haven't seen the trailers yet. I don't plan to though, because the leading guy is fugly doesn't even look vampire-y.

Everyone at my school is obsessed. & the only reason I'm even interested in reading Twilight is due to the fact I want to form my own opinion about the book.

I really don't understand the hype about vampires in general though. They're kind of overdone; not to mention extremely overrated if you ask me.

The rabid fans who insist it's the shiznit are annoying as well. >__>

Gawd, I completely agree. Plus, vampirez that are immune to everything = extremely annoying.

I KNOW. D= D=

Just the other day, I was talking to my friend Doellta about Twilight/the general fixation teenage girls our age seem to have with blood-sucking fiends. I didn't realize she was one of them though .. so she got really angry and all up in my face when I said that they're too popular for their own good.

She hardly ever reads too; when she does it's a miracle. Part of why I'm so curious about the book. Anyways, when I asked her why she liked it so frigging much she said "'Cause vampires are smexi! DUHH." -slaps forehead-

Another things that bugs me? While I may not be JKR's biggest fan (her style just isn't my cup of tea) it pisses me off when people say "ZOMG~! Twilight > the entire HP series111!! :woot: ".

Yeah, right. -__-

God. Immune-to-everything vampires are annoying. If they were so amazing and godlike, why the hell aren't they ruling the world and murdering everyone? It kills even more when "writers" throw around the lame excuse of "there's too few of us!" and whatnot. PUH-LEEZ. Not when there are bound to be billions of emo fanthings who'd love to get vampire ass. >.O

And sure, vampires are sexy, but what happened to the tragedy? Anne Rice did them best (think Interview) IMO, because they had to struggle with the curse of their immortality and draining humanity.

*is now drained*

xD

Ahh, you guys are such fun. : D

I completely get what you're saying, though - and, the clincher? SPARKLES.

'Nuff said. :3

...........sparkles? o__O What do you mean?

Whenever the vampires go out into the sunlight, they SPARKLE. :fangirl:

They live in Forks because its always cloudy and no one will ever see them sparkle like fairies. D:D:D:

And yeah, the dude that plays Edward looks like a dumbass. O_o I think he even has an accent? I don't remember Edward ever having one.

Haha, have you read the book? O:

They sparkle. In the sun. The vampires, that is. D:

AND I AGREE THAT THE LEADING GUY IS HIDEOUS. xDD Plus, he sounds like a rapist. ;;

"How long haff j00 been seventeen?"

"....A LONG TIEMZ." > : D *rapes*

The leading guy also takes awkward pauses between his words. Oh, and has a British accent in the beginning of the trailer for no reason?

Also, I've met people who refer to this book as "better than the Bible". Several refer to it as that, actually.

......................

Yah.

Lol, British Edward. Lute, you make him sound perverted. :lmao:

Anyone who considers the fanfic novel Twilight better than the Bible needs help. :fish:

'Cause they are just misunderstood fiends who really/truly/definitely have hearts of gold! :D

Vampires are sexy, when well-written and realistically pulled off. Which is something Stephanie Meyer totally fails at, methinks.

.. Please tell me you guys are lying. About the sparkly thing, I mean. I keep hearing that the vampires in Twilight are not only immune to the sun, but also sparkle. Frigging sparkle.

Since when do vampires equal prettypretty fairies??

What ARE they're weaknesses? Garlic, stakes, etc. They have to have at least one!

Nope. Carlisle was a priest before he was a vampire. :lmao: DEY R IMMUNE TO EVERYFIN BUT EACHODDER AND WEREWOOFS. :tard:

And no, I am not kidding you. Sparkles.

My friend and I were laughing about whether they would make Edward sparkle pink. :mellow:

It's pretty annoying, because the guy I like's name is Edward, so whenever I talk about him, people go "OMG TWILAIGHT I HART HEEM TOO" and I just sit there. xD

:lmao: LOL. SPF 190 is too much for them, methinks. Either that, or sparkling is the vampire way to show spontaneous combustion. "OH NOEZ DEY SAW UZ" *poof*

Yeah, actually. Usually, when terrible books get turned into movies, the terrible factor goes up exponentially with the terrible actors. : D

EDIT: Woah, I didn't see that we were in the third page. o__O Must be the bloodloss.

I haven't read the book myself, but I found out they sparkle and immediately lost all interest in reading it. :lmao:

And uhh, what a minute, I thought Carlisle was a doctor? And I cannot help but repeatedly read his name as 'CARRLISSTHHEL'

Carlisle is teh originalz spellang. Dun be hay'in, Reeku. Dem boyz b old skeewl. :lmao:

Yeah, Carlisle's a doctor now, but apparently his father was a priest and sos he has priesty crap in his house. LAWL HE BECAME THE THING HE DESPISSEED. EMOOO TIEM. *slit*

... So he's a priest, a doctor, and a vampire? :lmao: WTF!!!!! :lmao: Gary Stus, they're everywhere!!

May we join if we hate the fanbase?

Don't get me wrong, I love the books, but the fanbase is sad.