Ahem, I'm bored. So here is what FF has taught me.

1)Most of the world is out to get you so get out a sword and deal with it.
2)Your brutal death was merely a KO, but if the same thing happens in a cutscene your ass is dead.
3)Animals always seem to have money. Maybe we should start taxing them.
4)Burglary is a-ok.
5)Beating the hell out of your friends can be beneficial.
6)You can breathe on the moon and underwater. Science, Pshh!

What has FF taught you?

Walking into random people's houses is completely fine.

This probably goes hand-in-hand with burglary...

Dead people can still be poisoned to death. lol seymour

Kuja destroyed an entire planet, Terra yet we remember Sephiroth because he murdered an innocent defenceness heroine. Lesson: If you want to be remembered murder someone.

You can handle against guns in battle, but may surrender when in a cutscene.

You can avoid talking to someone in a cutscene if you stay a certain amount of feet away.

Also Chocobo's should be recognized by the WWF as an endangered species.

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You can fly around the world in an airship in a matter of seconds.

Your besterestest friends can become your worst enemies - Crisis Core

Main characters have swords.

The key to the world's problems is finding the right silverhaired prettyboy and beating the crap out of him.

No rain, hail or shine can mess up your hair.

Omfg! I love this one.

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Oh and that you can go to sleep in an Inn and it will only take 3 seconds for it to be day agen. xDD

All you need to do is tickle someone with a red feather (Phoenix Down) and they'll be back from the dead (assuming they didn't kill YOU for the tickles).

Love conquers all. :D