In the vein of Dueling Analog's "Rejected Megaman Villains" I've decided to start a thread for Rejected FF7 Bosses. Just post a reply with your idea of an amusing FF7 Boss ;).

Jenova-HEAD: "It's just a flesh wound. Come at you!"

or

"I'm Jenova's friggin head!"

Silver Haired Woman: A female Sephiroth remnant?! O_o What? Sephy can't have a feminine side?

Onyx WEAPON: The Man is always keeping down me and my black brothers! This is discrimination!

LMAO! :lmao:

Don Corneo: I've got something big in store for you!

Copper WEAPON: I am undefeatable!!

Cloud: "....." -_-; *uses Lightning Materia*

CW: AAAAAHHHH!!! *fizzle*

Slobby the Fat Chocobo: I'm going to eat all of your yummy looking, shiny balls! Wait, why is everyone laughing?

:lmao:

Mako Creature from the Green Pool: A slimy dripping swamp creature that emerged from Shinra's Mako source, and now is intent on gobbling everything in it's path!!! OH NOES!!!

Tifa's Orthopedic Underwear: "Do you know where I've been?"

Seifer: They told me to wait until the next Final Fantasy because I wouldn't get away with just a scar from Cloud's Buster Sword.

Rofl! :lmao:

Wheelchair Rufus: Let's Roll!

:lmao: :lmao: :lmao:

LMAO!!!

Cheerful Heidegger: Gwua hahahahahahaha!!! *waves fists around madly and charges*

Cloud: "...." *sighs and steps aside*

Heidegger: "Gwua?" *falls flat on face*

That was great! *dies from laughter*

Anyways, I'm not that creative to think up something funny. But I do have one.

Jenova's Finger: Well, you fight everything else from her, why not? It's better than a toe... lets not go there... Jenova's Finger can have a booger attack! Ewww...!

Jenova EYE: I AM THE DARK LADY OF THE PLANET AND I HAVE FORGED A MASTER RING, THE ONE RING TO RULE THEM ALL!!! BWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

Creators: I think we'll be sued if we put that one in. . .

Nomura: *nods* Trash it.

Gackt: I thought I could get the role of Cloud since I've had some cross-dressing experience, but they won't even hire me as a boss! I'll just keep applying... they'll hire me at some point.

LOL

Pink WEAPON: The world shall fear my fluffy bunny attack!

Priscilla: I'm gonna knock out Cloud and marry him while he's unconscious!


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I fail :cry:

Jenova HAIR: Fear my split ends!!! *strangles foes with hair*

:lmao: That was the best! Other than the Onyx Weapon, Wheelchair Rufus and Jenova EYE. :lmao:

Zidane: I have better hair than Cloud!

:D Thank you! *bows*

Moogleypuff: Moooogggleeeypuuuuuffff!! *enemies eardrums bleed*

Scarlett: I'll slap you silly!

Sunbathing Hojo: I know you ladies want a piece of this! *takes off lab coat*

Tifa, Aerith, and Yuffie: AAAAHH!!!! MY EYES!!! IT BURNSSSS!!!

*shiver* Ew. Pasty white. . . Hojo. . .in. . . speedo. . . *pours bleach on brain*

One Winged Asshole: Hey Cloud, it ain't my fault Aerith couldn't handle my big.. sword.

Cloud: What's that ungodly stench?

One Winged Asshole: I'm about to go supernova!

Jenova PARASITE: *latches on to foe's body* BRAAAINNNZZZZ

Jenova-NOSE: I smell your fear! *flicks booger*

Mom in a Box: -silence-

Darth Sephiroth: *whirls lightsabers* Come to the dark side!

Shelke: <_< Those are MINE! *snatches sabers back and stalks away*

Lingerie Soldier (Papillion Rose): ROSE PINKISH VIAGRA!

XD (Link is NSFW, but completely, utterly hilarious).

Aerith's chruch flowers: you think shes been watering us all this time!? we did have life stream flowing beneath us you know... PREPARE FOR POLLEN ATTACK!!!

:lmao:

The children: We drunk the water, we have slits for pupils. We can jump like cats. We can plug Reno's nose with our fingers. Prepare to suffocate.

girls from honey bee manor: WHAT?

President Shinra: Look out below!!! *jumps off platform to smash foes*

Shinra Manager: I'll make you work weekends! Get me those TPS reports ASAP, mmmkay? That would be great.

(you'd have to have seen the movie Office Space to get it)

Jenova LIPS: Pucker up fools!

Jenova-ASS: J-Lo has nothing on me. Kiss me and I might let you live.

Rufus's Wheel chair:*wheel*

Priscilla's Dolphin: Don't make me give you a blow-hole burn!

Cloud: O_o I thought dolphins were peaceful creatures?

Dolphin: Just blow.

Paris Hilton: Fear my Bio spells.

Jenova TEETH: It's chow time!

Tifa's Boobs: I TAKE OVER THE MINDS! OOOOOOH! Psstt, Tifa... Wave. *jiggle jiggle* YOU ARE MINE!

Rofl!

Donald Trump: Vincent! You're FIRED!