I'm currently working on a new fic: Final fantasy VII, MY WAY!

It's going to be a tweaked (and uncensored) version of FF7 with things such as an extended Wall Market scene, some pretty badly writtien Clerith, swearing beyond belief, Tifa bashing beyond belief, and did I mention Tifa bashing?

Teasers coming soon...

Lol, I'm anxious to read it!! Will you add some comedy, too? I love to laugh, specially if it's bashing!! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! *is evil*

It'll suck, but I'll put some in...


The characters will be pretty OOC in this, as well...


*sigh* I figured that I'd better censor the language in here. I don't wanna get busted anymore. But, again, the fic is uncensored and will DEFINITLEY be rated R...

Script format and teasers!


*A bunch of stars are flying all over the place. Soon enough, the camera starts to decend and then a loud '"THUD" is heard*

Cameraman: F_CK!

Director: CUT! Try it again...

*A bunch of stars are flying all over the place. Soon enough, the camera starts to decend and shows a beautiful young woman with a basket of flowers sitting in front of some floating green crap*

Beautiful Young Woman (BYW): *a spark ignites a flower* Ah, f_ck! That's the third one today! *The BYW drops the flower and stamps the fire out*

*The BYW walks out toward the busy streets of Ragdim. As the camera zooms out, you see drug dealers, murderers, and robbers going past*

BYW: Just another day in this big pile of s_it...

*The camera zooms out. 'FINAL FANTASY VII' appears on the screen. The first F breaks and falls off*



Well... it most likely sucks. More to come!

LMAO!!!! Hahahahahaha!!!! Omg, that's so cool!!! I didn't know you were gonna make fun of Aeris too, but it's cooler that way. It'd be ruined if she wasn't ^_^

I'm loving your angry, cussing Aeris... :P

ROFL! :lol:

I'm trying to make this like this one FFX fic that I never finished and deleted. Yuna was a whore, Lulu was a prep, Rikku a goth, etc...


Notice the city's name. Now read it backwards.


Well... got some more. 'Cloud and Aerith's meeting in the church'...


*After the talk with the voice's in Cloud's head, he hears a woman's voice talking*

Aerith: *Smacks Cloud* Get the f_ck up!

Cloud: 5 more minutes, mommy...

Aerith: *Goes on cussing Cid Highwind style and smacks Cloud a lot harder*

Cloud: AAAH! That wasn't very nice!

Aerith: Just shut the hell up and get off my flowers, dumbass!

Cloud: Okay! There's no need to get angry at me!

Aerith: YES THERE IS! YOU FELL THROUGH THE ROOF OF MY F_CKING CHURCH!

*Cloud stares for a minute while Aerith is busy digging up flowers. Because she absolutely hates them...*

Cloud: Hey lady, what's your name?

Aerith: *mumbling* What the f_ck does he care? *Turns to Cloud, death glare on her face. She then looks back at the ground.* Aerith...

*Mysterious dudes appear in the doorway*

Aerith: Great, it's the f_cking Turkeys...

Reno: FOR THE LAST TIME! IT'S 'TURKS', DAMMIT!

Cloud: Yipes! Shin-Ra! Quick, Aerith, let's get out of here!

Aerith: Shut up! *Walks over to Reno and punches him*

Reno: Hey! I didn't get knocked out!

Aerith: *Knocks Reno out* How about now, b_tch?

Cloud: *Stares*




Well?

*can't type with laughter*


Omg, it's great!! When will you show it all?

When it's about 5% done. Got a little bit to do. Then I'll release it on Fanfiction.net.

If you think that this scene was good, wait 'til the Wall Market, director's cut...

:rolleyes:

*is anxious*

:P

LMAO cloud_gainborough now thats a classic and pls post some more im so anxious to read more cursing Aeris LOL :)

Here's kind of a little "Character Outline" I'm trying to follow:


Cloud = Shy, peaceful, childish

Aerith = Mad, swears a lot, is a goth (She's easy to write for, there)

Tifa = Is a real bitch to Cloud, slutty, and mean

Barret = Even more peaceful that Cloud, is the leader of a anti-war organization, hates guns.

Red XIII = Acts like he's high on catnip

Cait Sith = Who says I have to make everyone OOC? He's gonna stay the same.

Cid = Hates cigarettes, hates swearing, and loves Shera very much

Vincent = Fun-loving, cheery, has a strange obsession with flowers...

Yuffie = Think Vincent in-game, enough said...

Hurry hurry hurry hurry up!!!! I wanna read it!! It looks like its gonna be soo cool!! Specially Vincent *imagines Vincent acting like Aerith* :rolleyes:

Acutally, it's more Vincent acting like Yuffie.

But it's going to be slow, because I'm getting back to translating 'Mother'. I now know the kanji! I worship you, wilhelm!

Anyway, you can remove Cloud from the character outline. He's just gonna be... well, you'll see.

I enjoy reading parodies of games I love and they are often funny and entertaining. However, I think it's only fair if every character is both respected and bashed equally. I love all the characters in most games, and enjoy the parody fics because all the characters are treated equal and they have good humor. I loved reading a lot of parodies on sites, but most of them are deleted. I was so upset.