Rules are simple: open up any Harry Potter book and find any line that's suggestive. (Try not to use spoilers, as not everyone has read the last book!!) Be creative, think outside the box... we all know what dirty minds we have :P

I'll start:


"She tasted disgusting, worse than Gurdyroots! Okay, Ron, come here so I can do you..."
-Hermione, Deathly Hallows

"Thats my wand you're holding, Potter"

Draco in Deathly Hallows

"I - well, I was comin' outta the Forest the other evenin' an' I overheard 'em"

Hagrid in Half-Blood Prince

"Just as he raised a gloved hand to wipe them, Leanne made to grab hold of the package Katie was holding; Katie tugged it back and the package fell to the ground."
-HBP

:lmao: