The way you play this is that someone asks a question. The next poster gives a silly answer to the question, then asks a new question. So all you have to do is give a silly answer to the question in the previous post, then ask a new question.

Question: Why does Cloud have spiky hair?

(Someone give a silly answer, then ask a new question.)

Because his father was the artist formerly known as the artist formerly known as Prince.

Next question: Why did the plane crash?

A. Bahamut sorta got in its way.

Q. Why does Bugenhagen float?

Uhm... he wears hi-tech levitating underwear? A tech product courtesy of ShinRa Labs. :D

Why does Reno enjoy sticking his tongue out?

A. He thinks it goes well with his hair.

Q. Why does Rude keep those sunglasses on all the time?

He wears mascara and eye liner.

How does Barret fire his gun arm?

A. He sucks in a lot of air, then he holds his breath til enough pressure rises to force the bullets out. Either that, or he eats lots of beans. Gas works, too. :rolleyes:

Q. What did Cloud's mother do for a living?

She was a Professional Mini Golfer.

Who was Lucrecia's Gynocologist?

Red XIII, with all that fur he eliminated the cold hand syndrome!

Who was Aeris' hair stylist?

Someone who got a Braid-O-Matic for Christmas.

What part would Dio play in Advent Children?

He's the delivery guy

Is it feasible that the Temple of Ancients could be the next Gold Saucer?

Darn... I was hoping he'd be selling Spandex to all the guys... *howl* :lol:

A. Sure! The main attractions are Catch the Purple Dude, Rolling Rocks Alley, Split in Two, and Temple Destruction!

Q. Why can't the Chocobo Sage remember anything? :huh:

*falls over laughing* Good one!

A- He ate too many of those greens of his. It got so lonely and boring up in his house, he had to eat to make himself feel better! aww! But no worries, he's got Jenny Craig up there, and he's been making great progress!

Q- What would peuce(the yucky pukey green color) colored materia do?

A. I dunno, but it sounds like an Upchuck Materia... Ewwwwww! Maybe it's the modern day Syrup of Ipecac? :huh:

Q. What is Sephiroth's opinion of Moogles?

The go excellently with italian herbs, oregano and parmesan cheese.

Could Zangan kick Tifa's ass?

A. With a big enough bribe, it just might work.... :rolleyes:

Q. Why does Kadaj scream, "MOTHER!!!" and start crying when he opens the box?

Because she packed him a baloney sanwich for his lunch, but all the other kids get ham!

If Sephiroth hadn't discovered what he really was, how do you think he could've ended up at the end of the game?

A. He woulda ended up married to Tifa while helping Dio run Battle Square at the Gold Saucer.

Q. Where did Cloud get Fenrir?

A: His 3rd b-day present from his daddy, of course ;)

Q: Who was Cait Sith's personal designer/groomer?

Well, Reeve got him from the cracker jacks box, so naturally finding someone to take care of him was difficult, but Cloud was so hard up for gil that he brushed 'im back stage, which is REALLY why Cloud allowed Cait Sith to go with him, not the silly little fact that the Shinra had Marlene or anything. Nah.

Why does everyone wear gloves but Aeris?

A. Aerith's hands are too pretty to hide with gloves! :rolleyes:

Q. What do you think Yuffie will steal in AC?

A. The Cure my Stealing Habit materia.

Q. What do you think Cloud has such a huge sword?

A. What the masamune has in length, Cloud makes up for in size. B)

Q. Whatever happened to the Highwind?

*gigglesnort* I can't believe you said that...
Cid scrapped it for cig's, saving the world was expensive man!

What would be a good career alternative for Cloud?

Cloud can become a macho dancer. :lol:

Question: Can Rude grow hair?

A. Only his hairdresser knows for sure.
... wait... bald guy... hair dresser... hmmm...

Q. What did Sephiroth do while he was at the Gold Saucer besides talk with Dio?

A: He had a super secret date with Vincent Valentine! :lol:

Q: Why is the wheelchaired guy (Rufus?) all covered in white? <_<

A. Coz Tifa's attracted to guys all covered in white! :lol:

Q. There will probably be a chocobo somewhere in AC... where do you think we'll see one?

a.She'll be a dramatic addition to Cloud's love geometric! She'll harbor a deep, longlasting love for him, but language barriers will make it impossible to share her feelings!
"Kewh, kewh, warrrrrrk"
Cloud:..you want more greens?

q. How are the SHM REALLY related to Sephiroth?

A. The truth is.... Jenova's a wanton hussy, and all this "clone" business is nothing but a cover-up.

Q. Whatever happened to the Tiny Bronco? :huh:

Somebody left the keys in the ignition while they were in the forgotten city and...well :ph43r: What IS the world coming to?

What REALLY sunk the Gelinka?

A. Sephiroth in a bad mood.

Q. What is Sephiroth's favorite food?

A: Fried cockroaches with Vincent Valentine's hair strands as toppings

Q: How come Tifa is wearing black now in Advent Children?

A. Coz the not-yet-revealed subtitle for AC is "Bride of Sephiroth", and Tifa has the main role. :lol:

Q. How did all those orphans manage to get Jenova cells in them? :unsure:

They're drug addicts. Duh!

Why does Cloud love Aeris?

A. Wellll... lookit the options. :lol: :P

Q. How does Jenova survive when she's only a head? :unsure:

A: she eats apples everyday and reproduces asexually

Q: Why is Loz so big?! :blink:

What? That makes no sense! <_< But I suppose it's not even suppose to. *giggle* :lol:

What part of him are you talking about? :D

A: Ehm...Loz is actually a Barret clone and not Sephy clone like we all think. He just wears make up to hide his true skin colour and to fool his brothers... :rolleyes:

Q: Why is Tifa's bar called 7th Heaven?

A: Number 1 to 6 are all taken!

Q: Why did Cloud's head bob around quite frequently in the game?

His father was a bobblehead, that's why we never get to see him!

Golly, the question is the hard part..hmmm....
Why the heck are Vincent's shoes so pointy?