sheesh I saw a post by this quite rude cloti saying that FFXIII's main character is...*drum roll* cloud and tifas kid!! :woot: aha they wish
read away:

not only is her logic stupid she's a big aerith basher and is so rude to CxA fans

your take on this?

Uh, what?

1. Tetsuya Nomura handled character design of FFXIII, so yeah, all his characters had and will have the same facial structures.

2. Lightning uses a GUNBLADE. Not a Buster Sword. Not First Sword and not martial arts. So if she's gonna be a daughter of someone it would have to be either Squall, Seifer and Weiss.

3. Because Lightning has PINK hair, no way in hell can a blonde man and a black haired woman produce pink hair. That's next to impossible.

4. Most FFs aren't even related to each other. Remember people saying Zell is Tifa and Cloud's descendant (his "grandfather's" a soldier and he does martial arts, even though he's really adopted into that family)? It's really creepy.

Oh wells. Carry one.

That's just stupid. None of the Final Fantasy games take place in the same world as one of the previous! And that person can't spell worth a damn.

To the post starter: I saw this post actually made and you've taken it completely out of context. The discussion was about some Cleris fans who were getting overly angry because *someone else* implied (see the phrase 'because that might infer'?) that the character was Cloud and Tifa's kid. And it's more than likely just been said to piss off gullible and argumentative people. Most of the other 'theories' are. If you believe that the poster *actually* believes any of it, you're just falling into their trap. Don't rise to it.

What she said.

You're getting angry over nothing. Cool it. That's not what the person said at all, and they weren't saying that Lightning was Cloud and Tifa's descendant either. For the love of God!

I don't think haymuvyn is getting angry, if anything, I think the cloti is the one overreacting to a point that s/he mispelled retarded into "restarted"

........Unless of course the Cleris are really "restarting"....If that's the case, why was I not informed of this?

Either way, try not to get "too defensive" you two....Its fun for everyone. Maybe for the cloti too, but I don't really see anything in haymuvyn's statement that made me think she's angry.

I wouldn't worry about it. Besides, if anyone brings that up, just fire back that, "Well, in that case, Sora is a Cleris kid."

Yesss, I saw that. XP Lightning =/= Clerith OR CloTi. Lightning = Cloud. End of story. :)

Ah well, there's no need for anyone to get worked up over the LTD, hmm? It's pretty obvious that the idea of Lightning being a Clerith or CloTi descendant is absolutely ridiculous, so you can giggle at the REALLY insane rabids of either fandom all you want. ;P *As long as it's not really rude or in their faces - that wouldn't be nice now, would it? >(*

'The Cloti'? Here we go again. I never posted what the first person is quoting, I'm just a member of the forum you (somehow) got it from. Incase you didn't notice, I have quite a firm grasp on grammar, spelling and punctuation.

Plus, the original poster says nothing about the spelling. To say that they are making a comment on the spelling is, well, a lie. They say the logic's stupid (it's meant to be), but that's about it. Logic and spelling are two different things.

Of course I'm getting defensive. I'm getting defensive because I'm being referred to as 'the Cloti', when I'm trying to calm everything down here and telling you that everything anti-Cleris that has no basis to it is done delibrately to get a rise out of you. Which it has, otherwise you wouldn't have even posted here.

The original poster and the two posts that followed reacted to the quote exactly how the 'Clotis' over at Strifeheart want you to react. They post this shit, wait for it to get back to you, and then laugh at you wasting your time ripping the ridiculous theories apart. I try to help you out by warning you and I get this attitude? ARGH

Oh, no! I think that she was talking about the CloTi in the quote, not you~! :sweat:

Personally, Lightning look more like a lovechild of Leon/Cloud. :lol: It's possible if FF13 have the genetic engineering technology of Planet Tarok in Vandread.

In all seriousness, it's just a fun thought for those who think so. Considering Nomura's the designer, I'm not surprise at the similiarities.

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Wow....well this is awkward....

Ummm, I was talking about the cloti...who made the quote....not you(right?)...ummm calm down? Oh, and of course you're not being defensive.....My mistake?

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Jeebus. >>

From finalfantasy13.org on Lightning's character section. ^_^ Well, there you have it folks. xD I WOULD like to see the original quote, but meh. Works for me. ^_^

Ho noez! I am restarted! :cry:

I knew it! We've restarted! I have no idea whether that's good or bad, but we all need to run!

I'm confused now Shroudie...Am I back to a bebeh?
PS- SHROUDIE! :glomp:

SEFIE!

I have no idea, but I think it's part of the cloti's great grand scheme to ummmm.......restart? So yea, no questions! RUN!

~restarts you all~ :tard: gtfo.

Seriously though, I do agree that it isn't fair to judge this quote when it's not in context, guys. So, will someone give a link to the whole topic this was posted in? Or at least quote what this person was responding to? ^_^

but ya I'm not really all that angry...just a bit frustrated *__*

here's the link: http://www.gaiaonline.com/guilds/viewtopic...5806257&page=48

this was the first statement made by her:

then this is what someone else commented:

and then this:

Ahh....


:sweat:


So in the original quote posted here, they were responding to the thought of Lightning looking like Cleris, and thought that was 'restarted'/retarded, whatever. AND they do believe that Lightning looks like Cloti, and that was their 'proof'. :sweat: I agree that Lightning doesn't look like Cleris, but probably not Cloti either. It looks like this person is the only one in that thread who thinks Lightning looks like Cloti, so please don't take this quote as a means to judge us all, kay? :huggle: And they WEREN'T saying Lightning was Cloud and Tifa's kid or descendant, just that they think someone Cleris sees Lightning looking like Cloti as a threat, and so then they say that Lightning looks like Cleris.

So yeah. :huggle:

:blink: :giggle: Yup, something like that. But haymuvn was reacting to the theory itself, that Lightning=Cloud-Tifa hybrid, saying that's frustrating if someone REAL :P LY believes it. Anyways, Nomura confirmed it, Lightning is effeminate!Cloud. Wallmarket!Cloud strikes again!

And honestly, I don't see the point of posting something you yourself don't believe, just to get a reaction out of 'the opposition'. They laugh watching us tear ridiculous theories down? WE laugh, if there are honestly people who believe theories like that. In short...everyone laughs. :giggle:

*restarts* XD

The thing is, no one in that thread "REAL :P LY" believed Lightning was a Cloti descendant and the only person in that Gaia thread who thought Lightning looked like Cloud and Tifa was that one person, so what's the point in arguing this again? ... Are we trying to disprove a theory no one believes in? xD Seriously though, Lightning doesn't look like Cloti at all... but, I guess everyone sees things differently! I think that person might just be seeing what they want to see, you know?

Yeah, I understood that. Wasn't using that quote to judge every Cloti at all.
And anyway...I don't see anyone going out of their way to disprove the theory. As you said, it's too silly to even waste time on. ;)

The second paragraph, I was just responding to what Paranoidm said 'bout people who post stuff to get reactions from us.

And I don't know how that smiley got into the 'Really'. Really! :lol:

Everyone in FF looks like everyone else anyway. Nomura isn't exactly original in that respect. Put Tifa, Rinoa, and Garnet's faces on top of each other. It's the same face.

I wasn't accusing YOU of judging every Cloti :sweat:, I'm just saying it's not like there are a group of people who believes in this theory, just one itty bitty person, so why is this thread even here? We've established that the theory is dumb, the end, someone please close this because this is gonna go nowhere fast.

aha ya this thread wont go anywhere ^__^;; At the moment I got a bit overwhelmed over nothing I guess!

:lol: Heck, Lightning looks like Cloud a bit and, apparently Nomura did this on purpose. No reason to start claiming ClAeris or CloTi dibs on a character who has absolutely jack squat to do with FFVII itself or the LT. So Nomura borrowed some of Cloud's facial features? So what? Personally, I am just excited about the pink hair on a tough chick. :lmao:

Well, the "restarted" comment made my day, it was funny. So, this topic isn't exactly a complete waste in my opinion.*LOL*

Oh yeah, I forgot I was supposed to restart! :o

*Reboots self* :tard:

Does this mean I have to go back to my old user name, "Shiva"? :unsure:

Hail to the Ice Queen, baby! :huggle:

ZOMG DATZ RITE!!!!! :tard: :lmao:

You guys and your historiez. :fish: Making me all jealous.

Aww, j00 know ur still mah koibito, CG. :wub:

Thread needs to be closed, like so bad right now. :lmao:

:lol: I thought that too Rikku, but who am I to tell admins what to do? :angel:

Report them to the internet police, Sefie! :mad: :angry: I instruct you.

*Phearz* Yessum!!

*Gets told on in PM* :lmao:

*CLOSESUGH*