Title: 20 Lines That Could Have Dramatically Changed Lotr
Lynn - January 30, 2007 02:36 PM (GMT)
http://www.deepgenre.com/wordpress/admin/m...s/20-lotr-linesA sample:
Sauron: “I know it’s preposterous, Witch-King. But we’ve got more than enough orcs here to wipe out Gondor. Post a thousand Uruk-hai by the lava pit on Mount Doom, just in case. Humor me.”
Nazgul #4: “You know, if we stopped screeching at the top of our lungs for once, we might be able to sneak up on those little !@#$ers.”
Enjoy. :lol:
Hades' Daughter - January 30, 2007 06:00 PM (GMT)
Aragorn: “You little hairy bastards are much too stupid to be trusted with that ring. Hand it over and go home. I’ll take it to Rivendell already — you’re just slowing me down.”
Gollum: “Okay, we finally gots our ring back. Now let’s not waste time celebrating, eh, precious? Put on the ring, push nasty Hobbitses into volcano, and let’s get back to cave and nice fish. Niiiiice fish.”
:lmao:
Some of these are just way too hilarious to pass up, Lynn.
Thanks for sharing.
Scott - January 30, 2007 07:15 PM (GMT)
“Thanks for busting up Isengard, Treebeard. Don’t get too settled, though — we’re taking the ents and the huorns to Gondor next. Yes, I know it’s a long way, but they already walked to Helm’s Deep, right? Besides, they’re trees. What else do they have to do?”
LOL! I think they should actually make this version!
Tacofoolio - January 30, 2007 07:26 PM (GMT)
Too freaking funny, I was cracking up!
Sadhana - January 31, 2007 02:16 AM (GMT)
Those are fantastic, Lynn. :lmao: This one had to be my favorite:
Elrond: “The Council made a resolution suggesting we take the ring to Mordor and cast it back into Mount Doom, but looks like we’ve been filibustered by the Gondorian delegation. Guess the bill’s going back to committee. Frickin’ Democrats.”
Of course, this would apply more to the Republicans than the Democrats since they did that for years during Clinton's administration to block his court appointments as opposed to the Democrats who have just started filibustering now since they just got the majority in Congress.
Lynn - January 31, 2007 07:36 AM (GMT)
| QUOTE (Sadhana @ Jan 31 2007, 02:16 AM) |
| Those are fantastic, Lynn. :lmao: This one had to be my favorite: |
I saw that one and immediately thought of you! :giggle:
No problem, everyone! :huggle:
Kuzumi - February 17, 2007 01:30 AM (GMT)
Gandalf: “Before you decide whether we should go through the Mines of Moria, Frodo, I should warn you that there’s a 30-foot-tall flame-spewing demon servant of the ancient god Morgoth hanging out down there. Just thought you’d want to know that.”
LAMO :lol: :lmao: omg this stuff is hillarious (sry my spelling isnt taht good..)
thx Lynn your the best!
*high 5z the nearest lotr fan* :cheer: