Mk, Aurora was bored. So here goes. I'm sure many of you can relate to several of these points:
You Know You're Obsessed With the CloudxAerith Forum when....
1. You can identify all of the nicknames of a Cloud and Aerith fan: Cleris, Clerith, Clorith, Pink Nazi, etc.
2. Guy or girl, you've become quite a fan of the color pink, and never get tired of the layout... If the admins ever decide to change the color, you'd probably have a coronary.
3. When someone mentions any of the following terms: CIML, Rose Dincht, TSQoH, carp, or any other seemingly nonsensical terms, you know EXACTLY what he or she is talking about.
4. You look forward to posting in this forum the second you're released from your school or job.
5. You think about what you're going to post while you're sitting in your school or job.
6. You get extremely disappointed when you miss a Cloti invasion.
7. You know all of the moderators/administrators.
8. There are several spellings for Cloti: Cloti, CloTi, Clito, Cleeto, R4b!D CL0T!, etc.
9. When you join another FF forum, you say you're from CxA as if you're actually a member of some sort of cult, and you're damn well proud of it.
10. When greeting a newbie, you have said "Welcome to 'the pink.'"
11. You've been here long enough that whenever a moderator/admin is absent and a n00b breaks the rules, you try helping by politely (or, if a rabid Cloti, aggressively) telling them they're breaking the rules and attempt put them in their place. XD
12. No matter how many name changes she's had, you still refer to Kaldea as CG. :huggle: And, if you're a newbie, you still call her CG but don't know why. :lol:
13. Aly/Anastar is awesome.
14. You've made several good friends in this forum and speak to them outside of the forum as well. ^_^
15. You feel strangely, unnaturally enthusiastic whenever you've made a topic that's become quite popular and gets lots of posts. XD
16. You were quite upset when the Spam thread became a "no post count" thread, because it no longer helps increase your post count. ^^
17. You have participated in several Cloti invasions.
18. You have become quite accustomed to PWNing other Clotis that you become extremely popular in other Cloti forums, and you are frequently used as an example in their discussions.
19. If you're a Cloti (and there are very nice Cloti fans here! :huggle:) you still stay in this forum, because you know that everybody here is just so cool to be around. ^^
20. You fight for Clerises in other FF forums.
21. You have actively participated in the "Last Person to Post Here Wins" thread.
22. When a certain active member is absent for more than 2 days, you think something tragic has happened to them. XD
23. And when they return, you greet them with sobs "WHERE HAVE j00 BEEN ALL THIS TIME!?????!!"
24. You're here every day.
25. When you have to leave for an extended period of time, you make sure you let everyone know why...where you're going, how long you'll be gone, when you'll be back, etc.
26. You have to announce when you've returned. XD
27. You never waste an opportunity to increase your post count.
28. You have DREAMT about surfing this forum. Yes, I admit it, I have had dreams about CxA.
29. You miss Anastar. :sad:
30. You're a member of at least a dozen clubs.
31. You have several moderators/administrators on your PM list so you can immediately contact them when there is a Cloti invasion.
32. You have found a way to disprove ANY and ALL Cloti Proofz.
33. You frequently visit Loveless, Cloti Youtube accounts, Strifeheart, or other Cloti fan sites just to see what's up, so you can post a new topic to debate Cloti evidence in the "About LT Debates" thread.
34. You've become quite aware of the signs of a Rabid Cloti: incomplete or nonsensical typing (CLoRiTh SUXXoRzzz STFU LAwLZ!!!!!SHIFT+111```), really bad acting when pretending to be an actual Cleris, etc.
35. You know the crystal clear difference between a Cloti and a Rabid Cloti.
36. You're aware of my strange obsession with bunnies. O.o
37. If you are under 1000 posts you try with your utmost typing skills to increase your post count so you can join the 1000 Club.
38. You're aware of Hyper_Ballad's obsession with carp. :lol:
39. You've favorited the U.S. Final Fantasy VII release commercial on Youtube because it is CLEARLY CLERIS! And you also never fail to use this in your LTD debates. ^^
40. When someone abbreviates a member's name, you never fail to know who they're talking about. (Ex: CG, HD, MT, AR, FFG, SJ, GIP, etc.)
41. When greeting a newbie, you never fail to tell them to please read the rules.
42. You're here so often that you actually notice every time there's a banner change.
43. You're here so often that you know when someone has changed up their avatar/signature.
44. You've learned to identify people with their avatar/signature.
45. Flood control/emoticon limits upset you.
46. You can name several other members at other Cloti forums.
That's all I can come up with for now... Can anyone relate? :lol: Does anyone have anything to add?
I've got one...
47) Rabid Clotis have given you a nickname.
Lovely list, Aurora! A lot of these apply to me. OH NOEZ. I am obsessed. *shame*
48) You change your handphone theme to pink/specifically buy a handphone that's pink in honour of Cleris. And splash on a Clerisy wallpaper. That matches with your Clerisy desktop wallpaper. And Winamp skin.
49) You augment all that with a brazenly pink laptop.
I did #48 (even though I loved the original blue), and will one day-- when I've gotten my courage up-- do #49.
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| 12. No matter how many name changes she's had, you still refer to Kaldea as CG. And, if you're a newbie, you still call her CG but don't know why. |
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:lmao: :lmao: I think this is my favourite! I used to try calling CG "SC" on Devotion (since that's her actual screenname there) but it felt so... wrong! :lmao:
50) You have been stalked by a Cloti (or numerous Clotis) on sites outside of CxA, including:
Via Aim, E-mail, MSN, Yahoo Messenger or any other similar service
I've had a rough week this week. STALKERS!!! :lmao:
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| 48) You change your handphone theme to pink/specifically buy a handphone that's pink in honour of Cleris. And splash on a Clerisy wallpaper. That matches with your Clerisy desktop wallpaper. And Winamp skin. |
ZOMG YUS I HAVE A CLOUD AND AERITH WINAMP SKIN. XDDDDDDD
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| 47) Rabid Clotis have given you a nickname. |
Haha not yet. :lol: Unless I don't know about it. Aurora's a hard name to come up with a suggestive nickname for, I guess. Unless they know my real name.
Oh yeah. That's me. xD The having stalkers and nicknames and stuff. :lmao:
Actually, a LOT of that applies to me. Oh well. Obsession isn't always bad...I get to develop my talents on Cloud x Aerith things. xD
O...Great list, Aurora!
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12. No matter how many name changes she's had, you still refer to Kaldea as CG. And, if you're a newbie, you still call her CG but don't know why.
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I wonder if I'm the only one who calls her Remy :P
Lynn:
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48) You change your handphone theme to pink/specifically buy a handphone that's pink in honour of Cleris. And splash on a Clerisy wallpaper. That matches with your Clerisy desktop wallpaper. And Winamp skin.
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:lol: *hugs*
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50) You have been stalked by a Cloti (or numerous Clotis) on sites outside of CxA, including:Via Aim, E-mail, MSN, Yahoo Messenger or any other similar service I've had a rough week this week. STALKERS!!! :lmao:
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I get stalked on Xanga, my e-mail, IM, and other forums. I don't have an account on Youtube or LiveJournal. They can't get me on myspace though, cause its set to private. Funny, I got a friends request from a female that lives in Italy.HMMM...WONDER who that is!!! XXD.
47) Rabid Clotis have given you a nickname.
OMG, cloti made up a nickname for me. ^^ I feel so honored. :cray: I mean, I'm cleris enough for them to hate me and make up a name for me...*cries*