I don't know why, but some boys are such losers.
They see you and they come straight over and think that they're the world's biggest chick-magnet. :lmao: Girls, ever had a guy like that try to pick you up?
I mean, my god! One guy even looked it up on the net before trying it out on me and my friends!

Is your dad a terrorist? Because you da bomb!

Is your dad the parking ticket man? Because you've got fine written all over you!

So where ya going? Wanna come home with me? I know you want to! (This was the first guy I ever slapped in the face!) :lmao:

I hope your day is as radiant as your smile. (My friend got this one from a counter guy. I thought it was kinda sweet.)

Post them girls!!

I believe nowadays these types of pick up lines are used for the purpose of getting the girl to laugh... as an ice-breaker perhaps..

And I remember a pick up line I heard once...

"Hey, can you point me to the nearest bakery, cause uh... I wanna find a cutie pie just like you." ^_~

Before I start, I must tell you, only emos ever hit on me. I will be at a clothes store that is all the way across the building from their usual hang out and they still come!

There must be a bit of witch in you because you have bewitched me.
He stole that from Sleepy Hallow. I looked so annoyed and just shook my head. I hate guys at Hot Topic.

*feels hand land on her keester* Wassup?
Me: *slaps him back to next week and asks the counter dude for help*

So you ever heard of a song "Afternoon Delight"?
Once again, I slapped him and asked the counter guy (I was at Game Stop) for help. The counter dude there has a huge crush on me so he was about to kick this guy's butt.

"I'm no Fred Flinstone, but I bet I can make your Bed rock".

That's very poor.

"If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together."

That's a bit better.

A chat up line would never work on me though, nor would I try to use them on someone else. Just very...cheesy. Also sounds prepared.

Chat up lines are so cheesy and fake. Just makes me burst out laughing, seriously. Its just so much easier to just actually say you like them! And I say this for myself, because I can be so clueless, I wouldn't even know a guy was chatting me up! :lol:

:lmao: :lmao: That one's a classic.

I always get something along the lines of "You have such beautiful eyes." :yawn: I'm sure every girl gets that one.

:lmao: I have this seriously ghetto pink cruiser bike. And this random kid, who I swear is in sixth grade, asks if he can ride on my bike. I'm like..." :huh: ....No." And he starts giggling with his little friends. It was very funny. xD It was probably a dare, you know, where the kids are like "Hey, Bob, go ask that eighth grader out!" Holy crap, that stuff happens all the time. :rolleyes:

Here's a pickup line that was once used...

Cloud: The name's Cloud. Me? I do a little bit of everything.

Aerith: Oh……a jack of all trades.

Cloud: Yeah, I do whatever's needed. What's so funny? What are you laughing at?

Aerith: Sorry…… I just…

Cloud and the flower girl who will be known as Aerith from this point on saw
the Turks.

/Aerith: Say, Cloud. Have you ever been a bodyguard? You DO do everything, right?/

Cloud: ……Yeah, that's right.

/Aerith: Then, get me out of here. Take me home./

Cloud: OK, I'll do it…but it'll cost you.

/Aerith: Well then, let's see…… How about if I go out with you once?/



Oh, and here's another bunch of pickup lines.

Later in Cloud's room.

Aerith: Hee, hee!

Cloud: What's wrong?

Aerith: You want to go on a date?

Cloud: What?

Aerith: A DA--TE! Or haven't you ever gone on one?

Cloud: Don't take me for a fool.

Aerith: Hey... a little touchy, aren't we? Oh, well. C'mon let's go!

Cloud: (pushed and dragged by Aerith) Hey!

Cloud and Aerith went to the Station.

Staff: Tonight's Enchantment Night! All the attractions are free. How 'bout it
you two? There's going to be an entertaining show in Event Square!

Aerith: (to Cloud) Come on, let's go.

Cloud and Aeris went into the Event Square.

Staff: Congratulations!! You are our 100th couple today!! You two will be the
leads in tonight's show!!!!

Cloud: Wha?

Staff: Oh, now, it's not hard. Just play it however you want to and the rest of
the cast will cover up for you. Come this way.

Cloud: H, hey!

Aerith: This sounds like fun. Come on Cloud, let's do it.

The performance begins.

Narration: Long, long ago... An evil shadow appeared over the peaceful kingdom
of Galdia... Princess Rosa was just kidnapped by the Evil Dragon King,
Valvados. What will become of her? Just then, the legendary hero, Alfred
appears!!

Cloud and the Knight appeared on the stage.

Knight: Oh...... You must be the legendary hero... Alfred!

Cloud does not know what to say.

Knight: Hey, it's your line.

Cloud points at himself.

Knight: Yeah, you. Ahem! Oh...... You must be the legendary hero... Alfred! I
know in my soul. Please... please save Princess Rosa! Now...... Please talk...
to the King......!!

The King appeared on the stage.

King: Oh... legendary hero, Alfred. You have come to save my beloved Rosa... On
the peak of a dangerous mountain... dwells the Evil Dragon King, Valvados...
Who's kidnapped Princess Rosa... But... you can't beat the Evil Dragon King
now! Talk to one who can help you...

The Wizard appeared on the stage. Cloud talks to the Wizard.

Wizard: I am the great wizard, Vorman. What do you wish to know?

Cloud: The Evil Dragon King's weakness.

Wizard: Ahh, the weakness of the Evil Dragon King. It must be, it must be...
Yes, it must be... True love! The power of love... Is the only weapon that can
withstand the fangs of the Evil Dragon King...!

Narration: Oh what is going to happen next...! Oh...Legendary hero... look!

The Evil Dragon King appeared with Aeris as the Princess being held by him.

EDK (Evil Dragon King): Gaaaaaaaah! I am the Evil Dragon King... Valvados! I
have not harmed the Princess... I have been expecting... you!

Aerith: Please help me... Legendary hero... Alfred! Psst...... like that?

EDK: Gaaaaaah! Here I come, Legendary hero... Alfred! I already know... your
name!

Wizard: And now... Legendary hero...! Here is what will happen... to your
beloved...... A kiss! The power of True Love!!

Cloud kisses Aerith's hand.

Aerith: Cloud... I mean, Alfred.

EDK: Arrggaahhh!! Curses...... The power of... love!!

The EDK disappeared.

King: Oh... look! Love has... triumphed! Now let's all return... And celebrate.

Everyone: Yes let's... yes let's...!

Narration: Oh, how profound the power of love... And so the legendary hero
Alfred and our story live on happily ever after.

After the show is over, Cloud and Aerith head to the Station.

Aerith: Oh, that was fun. Hey, let's go on the Gondola.

Cloud and Aerith proceed to the Round Square.

Aerith: (to the staff) Two, please.

Staff: Here you are, two tickets. Enjoy the nights, of Gold Saucer.

Inside the Gondola...

Aerith: (looking at the window) Wow, how nice. Oh! Look, Cloud. It's so pretty.

We watch a movie of the fireworks at the Gold Saucer and the Gondola moving.

Aerith: ......it's beautiful, isn't it? ......First off, it bothered me how you
looked exactly like. Two completely different people, but look exactly the
same. The way you walk, gesture... I think I must have seen him again, in
you... But you're different. Things are different...

We watch a movie of the view of the Gold Saucer.

Aerith: Cloud... I'm searching for you.

Cloud: ...............?

Aerith: I want to meet you.

Cloud: But I'm right here.

Aerith: (I know, I know... what I mean is...) I want to meet...... you.

After that, Cloud and Aerith got off the Gondola. Aerith talks with Cloud.

Aerith: I had fun tonight. Let's go together again. You don't like being with
me?

Cloud: Yeah.

Aerith: Oh, don't tease me like that! Oh, look at the time. We'd better get
going.

Cloud and Aerith head to the Station where they saw Cait Sith at the scene.

I had a guy do that, only... he forgot the second part of it. :lmao:

Guy: Gosh, your eyes are so... uh... so....
Me: :huh: So what?
Guy: *looks through his pick-up line handbook* Your eyes are so.... big!
Me: <_<

Hmmm, I don't usually get pick up lines, just asked for my number. This one guy had a really good scheme though! He told me he had a filming studio and wanted me to become an actress ^_^