Title: Cloud X Tifa
leader of mortals - January 6, 2007 12:44 AM (GMT)
You all know tifa belongs with cloud. I dont know why you guys cant accept it. I dont hate aeris, ok i do. SHE'S USELESS IN BATTLE!!! She can heal you for 300 health with her limit, or you can heal for over 1000 by using like 15 mp. Tifa, on the other hand, can hit the enemy a max of 7 times, doing around a max of around 70000 damage. Aeris, can heal you, use useless status effects, and other crap. Aeris is a stupid loser and deserved to die. Yeah, I said it. SHE DESERVED TO DIE!!!!
Kaldea - January 6, 2007 12:58 AM (GMT)
| QUOTE (leader of mortals @ Jan 5 2007, 06:44 PM) |
| You all know tifa belongs with cloud. I dont know why you guys cant accept it. I dont hate aeris, ok i do. SHE'S USELESS IN BATTLE!!! She can heal you for 300 health with her limit, or you can heal for over 1000 by using like 15 mp. Tifa, on the other hand, can hit the enemy a max of 7 times, doing around a max of around 70000 damage. Aeris, can heal you, use useless status effects, and other crap. Aeris is a stupid loser and deserved to die. Yeah, I said it. SHE DESERVED TO DIE!!!! |
Maybe if you played the game properly and maybe even...finished the game...even though that is asking too much for you people, you'd realize that Aeris does as much curing and as much damage as you let her. You just proved that you have no idea how to use the battle system. And you don't have to make up stats for Tifa here. A lot of us have maxed her out unlike you.
Go learn how to play RPGs properly, idiot. That and figure out the real meaning of the story. :mellow:
Aerith_Gainsborough - January 6, 2007 12:59 AM (GMT)
Hey,
Here, it's a CloudxAerith forum, if you are a(stupid) hater of Clorith, go away...
In a game, the story is more important than battles, Tifa is useful in battle, but Aerith is more useful than Tifa in the story of Final Fantasy VII, and for Cloud too.
Zydalia - January 6, 2007 01:33 AM (GMT)
Frickin' clito...
Will they ever learn?
Sadhana - January 6, 2007 01:49 AM (GMT)
| QUOTE (leader of mortals @ Jan 5 2007, 07:44 PM) |
| You all know tifa belongs with cloud. I dont know why you guys cant accept it. I dont hate aeris, ok i do. SHE'S USELESS IN BATTLE!!! She can heal you for 300 health with her limit, or you can heal for over 1000 by using like 15 mp. Tifa, on the other hand, can hit the enemy a max of 7 times, doing around a max of around 70000 damage. Aeris, can heal you, use useless status effects, and other crap. Aeris is a stupid loser and deserved to die. Yeah, I said it. SHE DESERVED TO DIE!!!! |
Wowwww. Useless in battle? You obviously don't understand anything about the battle system. Allow me to explain this to you: in FFVII, magic can be just as damaging as attacking. Aerith is REALLY good with magic. If you level her up based on magic, she can do more damage with a summon or black magic spell than a physical attack.
And if you think that her limits suck, you've obviously never seen Great Gospel where she completely restores the entire party's HP/MP, clears all status effects, and makes every party member temporarily invulnerable. And if you have seen that but still think her limit breaks are useless, you're just an idiot-- although that wouldn't surprise me.
Azumi - January 6, 2007 01:52 AM (GMT)
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| Tifa, on the other hand, can hit the enemy a max of 7 times, doing around a max of around 70000 damage |
^ And Aerith with her final limit break can make every one of Tifa's 7 hits cause zero damage.
You can't cause leet damage if your HP is zero. Besides, Great Gospel > Than everyone's Limit Breaks combined. Aside from the story, if Aerith was alive after disc one, the gameplay would have been too easy.
Andina - January 6, 2007 02:00 AM (GMT)
Trolls are trolls, they never change. But feel free to amuse yourselves with this thread. Maybe with your combined efforts you can make it bit constructive! :P
sailor v - January 6, 2007 04:40 AM (GMT)
I'm sorry to say this...(me being a peace lover and all) but if you hate Aeris so much then just keep it to yourself?! I mean come on...don't hate on other people's opinions! Everyone has rights to talk about things they like. And i can't believe that you would even WANT to join our forum if you're just going to insult our opinions. I'm sorry but that's one of the MAIN reasons why I disagree with Cloud and Tifa fans...you guys are just plain...RUDE, RABID and JUST DOWN RIGHT PATHETIC!! Man...okay I need a friggin' chill pill. You stupid haters just made Sailor V angry! I should use my LOVE & BEAUTY SHOCK to make you guys stop being so mean to us! *sniff*
Zelda - January 6, 2007 06:02 AM (GMT)
wtf
You suck at spamming. Really. Get a hobby.
Nocturnal~Fantasy - January 6, 2007 04:37 PM (GMT)
Well, that was fun ^^ Did Aerith do anything wrong in her lifetime that made her deserve to die? *thinks* I don't think so. Hmm... I'd say that you, my dear, need to get a life. And as Zelda said, you DO really suck at spamming. However, I will give you props for you sig.
Wintercream - January 6, 2007 06:00 PM (GMT)
| QUOTE |
You all know tifa belongs with cloud. I dont know why you guys cant accept it. I dont hate aeris, ok i do. SHE'S USELESS IN BATTLE!!! She can heal you for 300 health with her limit, or you can heal for over 1000 by using like 15 mp. Tifa, on the other hand, can hit the enemy a max of 7 times, doing around a max of around 70000 damage. Aeris, can heal you, use useless status effects, and other crap. Aeris is a stupid loser and deserved to die. Yeah, I said it. SHE DESERVED TO DIE!!!!
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Like i have said so many times before.
Everytime a CloTi , as uneducated as yourself, opens thier mouths it only makes our reason better.
Tell me what is you biggest fact on why Cloud should be with Tifa?
That Chocobos are black and yellow? or whatever some CloTi said before?
Aeris is a stupid loser....okay i think we are all old enough to stop with the fourth gradr remarks..
" Tifa ish a biznotchness Kookie woser!!!!"
:ahem: sorry had to get that out of my way.
And you really do suck at spamming other forums...and please i beg of you..GTFO zee interzwebz
~Fury Brand~ - January 6, 2007 06:03 PM (GMT)
Lol wtf no.
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| She can heal you for 300 health with her limit, |
Yes, if you're using Healing Wind and your max HP is 600 :rolleyes:
The more max HP there is though the more Aeris will heal. Let's say the example is everyone at 5'000 HP - Aeris will now restore 2'500 to all. Yuffie's Clear Tranquil has the same effect.
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| or you can heal for over 1000 by using like 15 mp. |
Lol no wai.
OMG ... WTF SIRIUSLY!?
But ... but we levelled up and increased our max HPs so now Aeris heals 2'500 and 2'500 > 1'000 sorry.
And it didn't *cost us* it didn't cost us any MP, it preserved our resources, it's free and unlimited healing. Whilst you ... you only had 15 MP but the enemy's still alive. Bye.
Oh my look now we levelled until max possible HP and MP.
ZOMG Aeris learnt Pulse of Life - Aeris heals 9'999 and 999 MP.
Whoops.
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| Tifa, on the other hand, can hit the enemy a max of 7 times, doing around a max of around 70000 damage. |
Liek wow.
But ... but!
The monster has more than 70'000 HPs!
Aeris used Fury Brand - Tifa can now do around a max of 140'000 damage. But since Aeris + Fury Brand is apparently useless I guess Tifa is now useless too. Whoops.
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| Aeris, can heal you, |
No wai!
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| use useless status effects, and other crap. |
Tifa + Limit Chain + Fury Brand + Tifa + Limit Chain = useless and crap, yep.
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| Aeris is a stupid loser and deserved to die. Yeah, I said it. SHE DESERVED TO DIE!!!! |
Tifa " I don't know this person"
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Tifa says -
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_SlJjf5ehaA:P
Anti-R - January 7, 2007 12:56 AM (GMT)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_SlJjf5ehaAWOW! Aerith
murdered Ruby Weapon without spells, limits AND KOTR (that's a heck lot of mimes though)?!?! That's so awesome!!! Thanks so much for this, FB! XD
EDIT: How on earth did you find this?
¤lonewolf¤ - January 7, 2007 01:40 AM (GMT)
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| That Chocobos are black and yellow? or whatever some CloTi said before? |
What? O___o
OMG! Aeris kicked ass!
nyrin - January 7, 2007 04:55 AM (GMT)
Umm...shouldn't spam threads like this get closed or something? It seems a little pointless...right?
Andina - January 7, 2007 05:05 AM (GMT)
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| Umm...shouldn't spam threads like this get closed or something? It seems a little pointless...right? |
Oh we do close and throw most of these kind of threads into the deepest pits we can find.
But, there are times when everyone needs to let off some steam and laugh at the amusing trolls we sometimes get here and that is when we leave threads such as this open for a while.
So, if you have nothing else to do then pick a rotten tomato and throw. :P
~Fury Brand~ - January 7, 2007 03:35 PM (GMT)
No problem lonewolf and Anti R :huggle:
I found it whilst I was searching for Aeris videos on youtube o_o Specifically I wanted to see her in battle ones :yes:
I like to use Aerith in melee myself so it was nice to see someone who had access to her on the later discs do it with things like mine and four X cut :P
The best I can do is 9999 damage on Demon's Gate :cray:
But yeah Aerith ownz, limits, magic *and* hits hard with her stick! :P
Nocturnal~Fantasy - January 7, 2007 04:35 PM (GMT)
In that video, what item were they using to do mime?
AERITH MURDERED RUBY WEAPON! lol. I still love that no matter how many times I see it. She lost what... a max of like 3500 hp. That's so awesome.
Lutearina - January 7, 2007 09:04 PM (GMT)
Aerith > Everyone else combined. :o
That video...Was priceless. :lmao: No wonder Aerith died; she was too strong to be true. D:
Anti-R - January 8, 2007 04:38 AM (GMT)
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| In that video, what item were they using to do mime? |
Hero Drink. I think, I need to watch the video closely. ^^;
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That video...Was priceless. lmao5.gif No wonder Aerith died; she was too strong to be true. D: |
Yep, that's true. XD Man, now I gotta find myself a gameshark.
Zelda - January 8, 2007 06:32 PM (GMT)
You know, if you bring Aeris back with gameshark, she'll fight alongside Cloud against Sephiroth in that last battle. XD;
I've noticed that usually, while white mages are bashed for being weak they are actually the most powerful characters in the game. At least from my experience. My Aeris, Yuna, and Garnet could kick major ass.
Azumi - January 8, 2007 08:31 PM (GMT)
| QUOTE (Zelda @ Jan 8 2007, 10:32 AM) |
| I've noticed that usually, while white mages are bashed for being weak they are actually the most powerful characters in the game. At least from my experience. My Aeris, Yuna, and Garnet could kick major ass. |
It annoys me when people think white mages suck when they're just as important as the warrior.
In any RPG that I play, the key characters are always the warrior, who has the strongest attacks and the white mage, who heals. Items be damned, magic always heals more than a potion. Why waste a turn with a potion that heals in the hundreds when a white mage can heal you in the the thousands?
goddess_in_pink07 - January 8, 2007 10:42 PM (GMT)
| QUOTE (leader of mortals @ Jan 6 2007, 12:44 AM) |
| You all know tifa belongs with cloud. I dont know why you guys cant accept it. I dont hate aeris, ok i do. SHE'S USELESS IN BATTLE!!! She can heal you for 300 health with her limit, or you can heal for over 1000 by using like 15 mp. Tifa, on the other hand, can hit the enemy a max of 7 times, doing around a max of around 70000 damage. Aeris, can heal you, use useless status effects, and other crap. Aeris is a stupid loser and deserved to die. Yeah, I said it. SHE DESERVED TO DIE!!!! |
WOW, yet again another shallow Final Fantasy player. I see most of the members here have made the
point pretty well... :rolleyes:
But, I can't help but want to put my comment in. ^^
White Mages to me were the most important. I mean, I'd be dead if it wasn't for healing my characters on low HP. Really, if your going to say Aeris was crap, then you apparently don't know how to play an RPG. *gives RPG for dummies book*, please GTFO and read it. Learn something new. ^^
Amathala - January 9, 2007 02:00 PM (GMT)
Yup, 10 Hero Drinks were used. That vid was awesome as hell. It's so nice to see Aerith doing that much damage. Now we need to see one of her pwning something with magic as well.
Sefie - January 10, 2007 06:43 AM (GMT)
According to Clitos, Cloud ONLY loves warrior type women, and clearly can't love Aeris for she is "weak"
As for the vid- HOLY SHIT!!! And yesh, hero drinks.
Kaldea - January 10, 2007 06:46 AM (GMT)
It's a universal concept that can't be broken. Doctors are weak, useless and unwanted by all. :mellow:
Zelda - January 11, 2007 01:36 AM (GMT)
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| According to Clitos, Cloud ONLY loves warrior type women, and clearly can't love Aeris for she is "weak" |
And he said that WHERE?
Oh god, why am I even bothering. It's obvious they just pulled that out of their asses.
Amathala - January 11, 2007 03:17 PM (GMT)
| QUOTE (Zelda @ Jan 10 2007, 09:36 PM) |
| QUOTE | | According to Clitos, Cloud ONLY loves warrior type women, and clearly can't love Aeris for she is "weak" |
And he said that WHERE?
Oh god, why am I even bothering. It's obvious they just pulled that out of their asses.
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Just like the rest of them LOL.
*Is reminded of Through Tifa's Eyes* That whole fic was pulled out of the writers ass...
EnglishRose - January 11, 2007 06:31 PM (GMT)
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| According to Clitos, Cloud ONLY loves warrior type women, and clearly can't love Aeris for she is "weak" |
Yikes. If you really don't want something to be true, just don't believe in it, huh?
Aerith kicks ass. 'Nuff said.
nyrin - January 12, 2007 05:46 AM (GMT)
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| *Is reminded of Through Tifa's Eyes* That whole fic was pulled out of the writers ass... |
What was that about? Do you happen to have a link? I'd like to see it myself lol
Edit: Oh I found it on ff.net.
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"Good morning Cloud." I was happy to see him, even though I had spent the whole night next to him. "Did you sleep well?" I asked him. "Next to you, who wouldn't?" He said. I felt myself blush but I had a big smile across my face. "I don't know what you mean." I said as innocently as I could. We both laughed. "I'm going with you this time." I told him. He nodded. The idea seemed to appeal to him. Then Barret began with one of his boring, "inspirational" lectures. I wasn't listening. I couldn't keep my eyes from wandering in Cloud's direction , and he seemed to be doing the same. Things couldn't be better. |
Wow ass-pullage right from the start! What a funny fic lol
Aurora - January 12, 2007 06:03 AM (GMT)
:sad: Why do I always miss the Cloti invasions!?!? I need my Cloti fix now. :P
Haha, I remember when we MST'ed the hell out of that fanfic, and then TSQoH came to invade us about it. Good times, good times. :angel:
nyrin - January 12, 2007 06:17 AM (GMT)
Really? Ooh can I read this mst? Where is it? And do you have any links to the TSQoH wank?
Lynn - January 12, 2007 11:10 AM (GMT)
^I think they're all buried deeep in the forums, although I can't say for sure since Through Tifa's Eyes was before my time. [insert gag on Cleris geezers here :giggle: ] That little blurb you posted was the first time I read it, and HOMG, I think what rubbed me wrongly more than the Cloti was Tifa's reaction to Barret!
As IF Tifa would ever ignore him like that. Fangirls, maybe, but not Tifa. >_<
Pyra Kurai Akaidra - January 15, 2007 03:15 AM (GMT)
FF10
Let's look at Tidus' suitors.
Yuna's a white mage. No go.
Lulu's a mage and use dolls as weapons. Oh dear.
Rikku's a thief, even if she use claws, initially not strong.
That left us with the only other warrior in their group...Auron. :mellow: So it's true, Auron/Tidus is the canon.
Thought that up while reading 'Cloud only loves warrior-type women'. :lol:
----
Read the blurb earlier, Tifa's characterisation is...not accurate, to put it mildly enough.
Rinchan - January 15, 2007 07:33 PM (GMT)
| QUOTE (Pyra Kurai Akaidra @ Jan 15 2007, 03:15 AM) |
That left us with the only other warrior in their group...Auron. :mellow: So it's true, Auron/Tidus is the canon.
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What? Tidus/Auron? NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
*Goes to cleanse mind of horrible image that is now resting inside*
Alan Bates - January 16, 2007 04:46 AM (GMT)
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| According to Clitos, Cloud ONLY loves warrior type women, and clearly can't love Aeris for she is "weak" |
Only "warrior type women".
So, wouldn't a warrior type be somebody both physically and mentally strong?
Which rules out both Tifa AND Aeris, as Tifa is emotionally quite weak (and who ever heard of an emmotionally weak warrior?) and Aeris sin't physcially strong at all.
So that leaves us with the ninja Yuffie, the black Ops agent Elena, and explosives expert Jessie.
Sefie - January 18, 2007 01:18 AM (GMT)
| QUOTE (Alan Bates @ Jan 15 2007, 09:46 PM) |
| QUOTE | | According to Clitos, Cloud ONLY loves warrior type women, and clearly can't love Aeris for she is "weak" |
Only "warrior type women".
So, wouldn't a warrior type be somebody both physically and mentally strong?
Which rules out both Tifa AND Aeris, as Tifa is emotionally quite weak (and who ever heard of an emmotionally weak warrior?) and Aeris sin't physcially strong at all.
So that leaves us with the ninja Yuffie, the black Ops agent Elena, and explosives expert Jessie.
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Good point Alan! CloudxJessie=cannon!
Anti-R - January 18, 2007 02:15 PM (GMT)
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| So that leaves us with the ninja Yuffie, the black Ops agent Elena, and explosives expert Jessie. |
What about OC Girl Turk whom Cloud wants to go out with in BC? I think she deserves the slot.
If I go with how I play my FFVII files, Cloud goes out with Yuffie. And AC gives clouffie hints, minor as they are.
Jessie with Cloud is kind of cute. As Elena is hung up with Tseng.
Speaking of Elena, I wonder if SE crushed the Reno x Elena ship with AC, since Tseng was clearly alive and well and hanging around with her.
Alan Bates - January 18, 2007 02:24 PM (GMT)
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| What about OC Girl Turk whom Cloud wants to go out with in BC? |
Haven't played it so I didn't want to comment on what happened.
Anti-R - January 18, 2007 02:30 PM (GMT)
From what I heard, if you chose a girl Turk, and you finish a mission with Zack and Cloud, Cloud will ask if he'll get a chance to see you again, implying for a date.