Everyone has those random dremas that make very little sense, but are still fun. The 3 most recent ones are...Scary-weird.

1. Okay, I had some weird aerial view, and Roseanne Barr was running down this really long dock, then when she got to the end she grabbed a vine and swung away. I have absolutely no idea what my brain was thinking during this one.

2. So, I'm around 20-21 in this dream, and my friend is a journalist. She's going to go to this huge party at some famous guys house and report on it and she wants me to go with her.(By the way, I look like Cameron Diaz in this dream, my friend looked like a 20 year old Whoopi Goldberg.) So we get down there, and somehow I know that The Creeper(Jeepers Creepers...) is there, so I tell my friend, and we decide that splitting up and looking for him/it would be a good idea. So I'm in the living room, and there are no lights on. I can tell that it's behind me, and right before it gets me I wake up. This was more scary then random, really.

3. I'm in this weird dungeon thingie, and I'm wearing Rinoa's clothes. Anyway, Jack Sparrow comes to rescue me after a while, and we're running through a forest, then Auron shows up. He says that he has to take me back to the dungeon, but good ol' Jack won't let him. They fight...And Auron goes all Mortal Kombat on his ass and pulls a Fatality. :whistle: I run, crying to Jack, and then Auron tells me that he is the Champion of Mortal Kombat and Shao Kahn wants me to be his personal assassin, along with Kitana and all those other people. I accept(?) and then I wake up. That has to be the most random dream...Evar.

So about you guys? I could use a laugh, what random dreams have you had?

*flips through the pages of her dream journal*
These are exactly what I wrote down on these nights (I have had to do this since June for my AP Psychology class). I picked the weirdest ones.

August 2, 2006: It was late at night, and I was in the living room watching my brother play Super Mario. I had a white tray, and was arranging M&Ms on it in geometric patterns. Then, I piled ice-cream, sugar, and other candies on top of the M&Ms. I was really excited to eat it all, so I left the living room to go upstairs to my room. For some reason, to get to the staircase, I had to go through a crack in the washing machine in the bathroom. So, I squeezed through the tiny crack, and got to the other side like a mouse. Somehow, my tray of candies became a pair of underware. :blink: Oh, and to get through the crack, I had to have a sealed container full of water on my head.

August 10, 2006: My oldest brother was trying to kill me.

August 27, 2006: I was hanging out with some people. I went inside to use the toilet (which was actually a bathtub). When I sat in the tub with my pants down, Howard Stern barged in to deliver an important message. I screamed at him to get out, but he insisted that I didn't have anything he hadn't seen on other women. I slapped him very hard a dozen times.

September 24, 2006: I got chased into a chemical warehouse by someone who was after me. I couldn't leave once I entered. For every different path ahead of me, someone had painted in red, white, yellow, or blue letters what disease or danger you faced by giong down those paths. Some rooms had SARs, asbestos, the Avian Flu, etc. People were working there like there was no danger. I ran through the building, holding my breath, to the top. When I reached the top floor, the only way out was by walking across a room with a floor made of nothing but VERY weak wood. I asked an employee sitting nearby if there was any other way to go, and she said no. In the back of the room I was in, there was a wooden elevator shaft hidden behind some tall crates. I slid down the shaft, and ended up in a back alley outside. The warehouse employees surrounded me, but the cast of The Office came, and rescued me.

...Whoa. The dream with the M&Ms on a tray made ROFL. Anyway, I had another weird, really long dream last night.

I'm wearing Rinoa's clothes again, and I'm watching some guy who was...My lover, and another guy who wanted to kill him, fight. My...Boyfriend..guy, let's call him Brad, is kicking ass and taking names when all of the sudden the other guy gets up and tells me that I am the Princess of the Night.(I know, I know.) I'm all shocked and stuff, and he continues, saying that the Queen of the Night wants me to come to her castle to meet my sister. I accept to go with him, and Brad freaks out, screaming about how I was supposed to marry him and he was going to kill me. I tearfully tell him goodbye, and he forgives me.(Heh.) Anyway, when we get to the castle place, the Queen shows up(she looks exactly like Sindel from MK...) and tells me that my sister was murdered 5 years ago, she just wanted to lure me there, then she turns around and says that I have to stay and rule the people of the Night when she dies. I want to go back to Brad, and in the middle of my sentence I wake up. Weird thing is, I continued the sentence even when I was awake, LOL.

Wow. And I thought I had weird dreams xD. I might've said these in other threads, though.

- I went over to a friend's house, and when it was about time to leave my cousin picks me up. So instead of driving, We're walking back to my house. So, The weather was kinda grey-ish like it's almost about to rain. All of a sudden, my cousin punches me and I say "Ow, what the hell?!" and the sky started to rain pillows.

- Another time I was in a forest/jungle, and I'm about to go somewhere. Some dude told me: "You're going somwhere! and No one can come with you!"

so then I started asking if my Mother can come, my brother, etc. But I got the same answer. Then I asked, "Not even the birds and the bees?"

and the dude says, "NO THEY CAN'T COME WITH YOU! :tard:". Then I started to break down and cry. I felt so hurt!

- I was Ryu (Street Fighter) and I went on a killing rampage Hadoken-ing everyone and everything.

I had yet another weird dream. I was standing on the sidewalk, and out of nowhere Tifa appears.(My brain has a scary obsession with Rinoa's outfit, I'm wearing it again ) Tifa looks around and upon seeing me, rushes over. She looks really upset, and asks me if I've seen a girl with light brown hair, tied up in a braid with a pink ribbon.(Aerith!) I tell her no, and she starts cursing like a sailor, saying that this girl is her best friend and she's been missing for a while.(Aw. :bff:). Then she sits down on the sidewalk, really disappointed, and tells me that her other friend has been really depressed since the girl disappeared.(...)
Tifa: Look, the girl's name is Aerith(AHA!!1111!) so please, if you see her...
Me: Yeah, no problem! I'll look for her!

And then the scene sort of...Switches to Aerith and Cloud. She sees him standing on some ledge of a cliff, and she runs up to him.

Aerith: Cloud! Hey, what're ya doing?
Cloud: ...Aerith....?
Aerith: D-uh! Dontcha recognize my voice? *Giggle*
Cloud: What the...What the hell?! Tifa's out looking for you, where have you been?! I thought you were...Dead!*Turns around*
Aerith: Hmm? Oh...
Cloud: What?
Aerith: Cloud...I...Left because...I um...I...
Cloud: ..................
Aerith: Look, I thought you and Tifa...You know...Um
Cloud: Why'd you think that? You know I love you.......(:fangirl:)
Aerith: *Smiley* Yeah, I know. I guess I've just...Tifa!
Tifa: Aerith! You're okay! Wh-What happened?! Did someone...?!
Aerith: No-no-no-no-no-no-no-no! I'm fine, I'm fine! Don't worry...Look, I'll tell you about what happened in a little bit, Tifa. Go and tell the others that I'm okay? I don't want them to worry.
Tifa: Alright. See you in a little bit. *Gives Cloud a flirty smile and walks off*
Aerith: See that? See? That's why...
Cloud: Oh. Well...I don't love Tifa.
Aerith: Yeah. Yeah! Okay...Um....Let's go, Cloud.

*Dream Ends*

This dream is an example of my extremely rare, really "thought out" dreams. Seriously, these never happen. Weird dream though, huh? Damn...