Let's list... the many things the cast of Final Fantasy VII (or Advent Children... or even Gackt) would never, ever, never-for-an-oreo-on-top say [or do]. :plot:

I'll start!!
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Cid: Would you like a *splendid* cup of tea? <3 :winner:

Barret: I would adore a cup of tea! How lovely! Would you happen to have any of those adorable little spoons to measure the sugar?

Vincent: Why of course! ^_^ They are in the little cupboard over there with pretty flowers painted on them in the kitchen I share with Cait Sith. Now I'll go open the window for some sunshine! *doesn't wear cape*

Cloud: I'm in love with Tifa.

:giggle:

:lmao:

Kadaj: FATHER.

Yuffie: I can't believe I ever loved materia. I simply hate it.

Red XIII - Meow.

Aerith: WTF! STFU No0B!!! :tard:

Aerith: ~litters~

Cloud: Why Tifa, you look absolutely stunning today. Fancy for a chat?

Good ones! :lol:

Tifa:
It smells like grass...
It tastes like grass...
It feels like grass...

... It ... looks like grass...





























IT MUST BE A ROCK!

Yuffie: Ugh. Another day of life. Life sucks. I hate life. Life has no meaning. Why am I alive? I think I might go ask Vincent to blast a bullet through my brain or go and slit my wrists...

Cloud, Reno, Vincent, Cid, Barret, etc:
















HOMG!!!! Tifa's boooobz!!! :fanboy: :fanboy: :fanboy:

Cloud: Isn't life splendid

Vicent: Ah, yes Cloud life is just a lovely stroll in the part. And, don't you think my cape would look simply divine in a Fushia Pink color?

Aerith: CLOUD! OMG YOU ARE LYKE SOOOO TOTALLY EMO! GO LYKE DIE AND I SHALL NEVAR RESURRECT J00! J00 PHAILZ AT LYFE, SUCKA! HAHAHA! YOU'RE MOURNING ME!?! HAH! I WAS A STUPID FLOWER-SELLING *@$&*!, DIDN'T YOU KNOW THAT!?

AND PINK IS A EMO COLOR, F.Y.-FRICKIN'-I.!

Cloud: ;-; *runs to Tifa* MOMMMMYYYYY!!!!!!!!!

Tifa: Yes, son, life is hard. But it's okay. I will be super-sympathetic and NOT yell at you like you are a little boy who stole the cookies from the cookie jar. *coughCASEOFTIFAcough*

Cloud: Where's Vincent, Mummy...?

Tifa: He's...Ummm....BONDING......

Vincent: *dances around the kryptonite with Lucrecia in it* Sunshine, lollipops and-Vincent~! Sunny-shiny days full of L-O-V-E with youuuuuu!! SING IT, HONEY~!

Vincent and Lucrecia:
You are the winter following spring
You are the sun that summertime brings
You are the stars in the night time sky
You are my girl and I'm your guy

You got me all tied up in knots
And I'm lovin' you lots and lots
I'm just lovin' you lots and lots
I'm lovin' you lots and lots

Uh, Uh, Ah, Uh, Uh, Ah, Uh, Uh, Ah, Uh, Uh-Uh
Uh, Uh, Uh, Uh, Uh, Uh, Uh, Uh-Uh, Uh, Uh, Uh-Uh-Uh

You are as fresh as the morning air
You are cute as a cuddly bear
You are soft as a baby's sigh
You are my girl and I'm your guy

That's why I'm lovin' you lots and lots
I'm just lovin' you lots and lots
I'm all tighted up in knots
I'm just lovin' you lots and lots

[ Whistle - sounds like choir ]

You got me all tied up in knots
And I'm lovin' you lots and lots
I'm just lovin' you lots and lots
I'm lovin' you lots and lots
Lovin' you lots and lots
Lovin' you lots and lots
Lovin' you lots and lots

Vincent: LOOOOOVIN' YOUUUU LOOOOTSSS ANNNNDDD LOOOOOOOOOOOOOTTTTTTSSSSSSSSSSS!!! *faints from lack of breath, with idiotic smile on face*

Yuffie: From 1 Nephi, Chapter something-or-other, verse something-or-other: And Vincent dwelt in a coffin.

Vincent: OH! OH! *stands on top of a building in teh daaark*

AND VINCENT COMES IN THE NIIIIIIIIIIGHT!

*jumps off*

SUPERMAAAAAAN!!!!

*prances around, skipping and humming*

Yuffie: Ninny. That Vinny is a NINNY.

Cloud: WHERE IZ MAH CLOTAY LUV BEBEHS!?!1!!/!

Marlene/Denzel: WTC YOU SMOKIN' LOCO WEED?!?!!1!!1!//!*coughYOUALLSHOULDKNOWTHISONE!xDcredit to whoever made that one siggy thang xD*

Cloud: NUH-UH U B MAH CLOTAY LUV BEBEHS!1!!1!

Barret: WHAD J00 SAY, FOO'!?!? :mad:

Cloud: JGKSFHU!*1*!^U&^#UT!T#55&!RU#GQJH@*&@EB NIGGAZ!1!!1!\

Barret: NUH, CHILLINS! RUN! HE TURN INTO CLOTREAY SHNRAP TALKR!1!11! D:

*no, REALLY. I saw someone type that that somewhere at TNC xD It was...disturbing. O_o*

*cough* This was CHOCK FULL of inside jokes. So sorry. xD Some happened here, some at Girl's Camp, some on Deviant Art because of my notorious handwriting *coughVINNY=NINNYcough* and one has a church reference. xD

:lol: Amazing job, Lutearina!

Cloud (strolling in a park):
I've got a lovely bunch of coconuts [grabs Denzel's hand]
There they are, standing in a row! [points at Tifa's chest]
Big ones, small ones - some as big as your head! [tickles Cait Sith’s tummy]
Give ‘em a twist… [twists Reno’s neck]
A flick of the wrist ~ [hits Reno with wrist]
That’s what the showman said~! [runs to kiss Sephiroth]

Sephiroth: ~standing in beautiful sunshine while waiting for Cloud, encompassed by interested deers and birds and other pretty creatures like a magical princess~

LOL, T_S and Lute too funny :lmao:

Sephiroth: "I'm so pretty, oh so pretty, I'm so pretty and witty and gay!"

Tifa(FFVII): Of course my boobs are natural and they don't make me look ill-proportioned at all!

Tetsuya Nomura: Of course I didn't give Tifa a breast reduction. :rolleyes:

Aerith: You're f***ing lousy a** bodyguard, Cloud!!!

Cloud:*stands outside the HoneyBee Inn/Manor* I'm... home.

Cloud: You know... this dress is actually pretty nice. The color is just to die for and the material!!!! Silk! It feels wonderful against my newly waxed legs.

Cloud: And don't get me started on the thong, girlfriend!!! *snaps fingers*

Barret to Cloud during their date: You can totally do my daughter now. You have my permission.

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Cloud: Yes, you could say we are war buddies. We trusted each other.

Sephiroth *at back of truck*:
If you were gay, I'd say hooray!
Coz it's OK, I like you anyway!

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Red XIII: ...duh... *stares blankly into space*

OH MY GOSH! THAT WAS MY FRIENDS AND MY FAVORITE SONG AT GIRL'S CAMP! xD WE WERE SINGING IT 24/7! xD Cause we had a Disney princess theme (my cabin was Snow White) and they were playing Disney songs...And....And....xD

LOVE the Sephy one, too. xD

ANYWAY....You all ROCK at this. xD Nina, B_C, R_E, Anti-R....xD

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Sephiroth:*to Lucrecia* Mother....

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Vincent: Monologue, shpawnologue. Who freakin' cares about monologues?

Sephiroth: Like, T-T-L-Y!1!1!!! I mean, lyke, my haaair starts to droop when I monologue-ith too long!!1!1!

Vincent: Oh, uhh...Sephiroth...Lucrecia's your mother, not Jenova.

Sepiroth: Eh whut?! How do J00S know!?!?11!.1/`!?1

Vincent:....Uhhh....*awkward silence*

Sephiroth: The power of Jenova compels you!

Aerith (to the SHM): Stay away from Cloud, you bitches! *uses flamethrower*

Aerith: You wanna a date?

Cloud: Hell yes!

Aerith: Well tough luck fugly! You aint getting a head on this bootay!

Barret: I love the Shinra Corp.

Cloud: Let's Be Friends *huggles Sephiroth*

*Aerith is praying*

*Sephiroth falls from above*

*Sephiroth gives Aerith a great big hug*

Aerith: DA WORLD ISH MINE!!!! :devil:

Tifa: *appears in Cloud's dream*
"I want to meet you, Cloud"

Cloud: *wakes up*
"...I think I'm beginning to understand. An answer from the Planet...the Seventh Heaven. I think I can meet her...there?" :blink:

LMAO Good One :lmao:

Sephiroth: Fear meh charms spikey *strikes a pose in a thong*

Cloud: *runs and kisses his sephy*

Cloud: *to Tifa*

"I do."

XD I just bursted out laughing, omg.

Aerith (to Zack in MoTP):
Someone who's gotten along with so many girls can never become a lover.

Zack:
Aw, well, that sucks. (...) Well, I'm off to check out Yuffie! ~marks calendar~

Marlene: OMG, Denzel did I ever tell you that you look AMAZING in those jeans.

LMAO :lol:

Cloud: I want to be forgivin.

Aerith: Whatever...

^^ Haha, good ones. <3 (Black_Chii, you've inspired me!! XD)

Cloud: I... think I want to be forgiven... more than anything...
Reno: Fine, fine. Just don't you EVER leave me outside the door again. So lonely... ;_;

Lol. That's a good one TS <3

Cloud: I think I lost some weight..with all that dilly dally

Denzel: You still look fat to me...

Cloud: <_<

Cloud: I'm not alone...... I've gotz teh TIFA and dem H00TAS!! :woot:

(This thread will not die just yet!!! :fist: XD)

Denzel: But, soft! What light through yonder window breaks? It is the east, and the Moogle Girl is the sun... ~cuddles Moogle plushie~ <3

Marlene: ...THE PHUCK!? :tard: ~takes off her ribbon~

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Vincent: Kupo~! =D

You guys are pure love. :lmao:

Okay! Okay! I have returned, due to popular demand by myself! :o

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Sephiroth: *has just stabbed Aerith; Cloud is frothing with rage; slowly looks up; smirks* You know what, Cloud? Someday in the Lifestream, we'll all look back on this and laugh! You'll say; "Good ol' Seph, remember that dumb ol' flower chick you stabbed way back when? I can't for the life of me remember why I had a crush on her!" And I'll say...."Ha ha ha ha ha ha! Good times, Cloudy-kins, good times! And y'know, it's TOTALLY my fault that Zack is dead!" And you'll say, "I know! And what about your REAL mother, Lucrecia? I can NOT believe you inherited those bangs from her! You are SO much prettier than her, Sephy-chan!" And I'll giggle and say-*drones on and on*

Cloud: :tard:

Sephiroth: And we'll LAUGH! Like this: AHAHAHAHAHA!

*Spirit!Aerith picks up her rod and runs Sephiroth through; spurting blood everywhere. Getting impaled by a rod is much more painful than being impaled by a sword.*
Spirit!Aerith: HAH. HAH. HAH. :devil:

Cloud: :blink: *faints from sight of blood*

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What Really Happened When Sephiroth Was Trying To Kill Aerith In Final Fantasy VII! *Lute-chan and friends video located here: Here!*
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Sephiroth: *is on trial for killing Aerith*
She ran into my knife.......She ran into my knife ten times! *heh heh heh*
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Kadaj: LIVIN' IN A GANGSTA'S PARADISE!1!1!111!!1!
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Loz:*to Yazoo* Your homosexuality is showing!
Yazoo: *gasps* Oh no! Where!?! *checks to see if anything is showing*
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Cait Sith: No, Sephiroth...for I am...YOUR MR SNUFFLE-WUFFLE.

Sephy: :woot: MR SNUFFLE-WUFFLE!!

Sephy: I shall kompress all time...oh shit! Wrong FF.