The Ambulance and the Samoan

There was an ambulance with its siren on that was rushing to the hospital that passed by a tenement. After they passed the tenement, they saw a Samoan man running quickly to the ambulance. The drivers were questioned by his presence behind them so they stopped the ambulance and asked the Samoan what was his problem. The Sole ran up to the ambulance and asked ,"Eh, U still get ice cream?"

this one my brother told me it cracked me up and it was the laugh of the day!
*and yes its about ma culture*

Bull of Samoa

China, New Zealand, New England, and Samoa were all building a big Tower for their leaders. So after they were done building the tower each leader wanted to make a toast. China went first. He steps up and says "I want to make a toast to the Great Wall of China!" All of the Chinese people cheered. Then, the leader of New Zealand steps up and he says "I want to make a toast to the green grass of New Zealand!" Everyone from New Zealand now cheered. Then the Prince of New England steps up and he says "I want to make a toast to my mom the Queen of New England!" So everyone from New England cheered. Then finally a drunk Samoan from Samoa was about to toast but his leader tried to stop him but he couldn't so the drunk Samoan says "(I want to make a toast to the Bull of Samoa. Everyone freezes and they say "The Bull of Samoa... What is that?" Then he says, "Yeah the Bull of Samoa - The Bull of Samoa jumps over the Great Wall of China, takes a crap on the green grass of New Zealand and bones the Queen of New England.


*hope no one is offended if so be happy its juss a joke!*


Samoan In A Bar

There was a Samoan man, a English man and a Maori man having a few beers in a Bar when this pretty chick walks in.

"if any of you guys can put liver and cheese in a sentence, i'll be yours forever".

So the Maori man quickly say "I hate liver and cheese"
The chick says "sorry any one can say that"

Then the English man says "i love liver and cheese"
the chick says "any one can say that as well"

Then the Samoan man says "hey you fella's liver alone, cheese mine"


and thats the end of me jokes :D

LMAO miracle i heard of those somewhere but i cant remember??

heres one ma cuz told me

The Car Door

There was a Japanese, Hawaiian, and a Portugese guy. They were all stranded on a desert. While they were walking, the Portugese guy found a car door.He decided to drag it around for shade when they needed it. So one day the Hawaiian guy comlained, "It's hot!" The Portugese guy grabbed the car door and rolled down the window."Is that better?"

funny aye juss jokin!

LOL BC4L i like it and heres another!!
i found on the net while juss browsin..........

Comfortable
A Tongan man hired a Samoan man to work at his cattle farm in Tonga. He needed a bull, so he sent the Samoan man to Samoa to buy a bull. Before he left the Tongan man gave the Samoan man $600 to buy the best bull that he can find. He bought a bull that cost him $599 which includes the shipping and handling costs to send it to Tonga. He went to wire a telegram to his boss in Tonga and realized he only had one dollar left. He asked the clerk how much to send a telegram. The clerk said that it costs a dollar per word. He told the clerk to write down "Comfortable".

Get it?! "Come for the bull."

yep thats it!!

hah i heard of your jokes miracle i like em and BC4L your one is new to me i have lots on ma mine but ill share one with yous laters! :D

PS..more pls!!