Title: Naruto Crack Pairings
Description: can't resist the crack... xD
SweetJanie - September 5, 2006 01:48 AM (GMT)
Oh Em Gee!! Tis a CRACK PAIRING!! D:
Ok, if anyone has any question, read the FAQ x3
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What's a crack pairing?
A crack pairing is one of those pairings one can only come up with while high on crack, or after hitting their head against the wall... hard. They're usually either very crazy, or really messed up. Sometimes they're beautiful. I guess it depends on the perspective. :3
Why Naruto pairings?
Naruto manga and anime has so many freaking characters you can come up with the silliest pairings ever. And most of my Crack Pairings are Naruto characters so.. yeah. :/
Hum...Any crack pairings examples?
Sure!! Take ItachixSakura for example! Who would've thought it?
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~*~*Welcome all to the Naruto Crack Pairings club! Come share your love for the weirdest couples in here!
I personally like KankuroxTenten, ItachixSakura, NejixHinata, SakuraxSai (I consider this crack because it has no hints, I think o_o), GaaraxSakura and IrukaxAnko. x3
So, wanna join in and get high on crack... pairings? xDDD
Almighty Crack Addict - SweetJanie
The coolest addicts -
MistaCloudStrife
Pyra Kurai Akaidra
Paladin's Heart
xClarexStrife
Lynx
Demos Maus
Shala
MistaCloudStrife - September 5, 2006 03:07 AM (GMT)
Hinata and Tenten. Heck yes... Yuri...
Pyra Kurai Akaidra - September 5, 2006 02:19 PM (GMT)
Mmm...ItaNaru...ShikaNaru (OMG :lol: ) and there's Kakashi/Kurenai and Kakashi/Anko...Does SaiNaru count?XD
Paladin's Heart - September 5, 2006 04:58 PM (GMT)
I love Hyuugacest (Neji/Hinata), and I don't really know why. Sign me up, please :lol:
xClarexStrife - September 5, 2006 05:20 PM (GMT)
Hmm? *mutters to self* Kakashi/Clare sounds better :D
Nah, i think Naruto/Sasuke LMAO! or Itachi/Sakura OR Naruto/Sakura
I've only watched it a couple of times, so i don't know any other characters apart from them, oh and Garra. LOL
Lynx - September 5, 2006 06:46 PM (GMT)
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| ...and there's Kakashi/Kurenai and Kakashi/Anko... |
Nope. XD There's the GREATEST LT ever: Kurenai/Kakashi/Anko :devil:
Asuma gets no love =\
Sign me up!
Demos Maus - September 6, 2006 12:42 AM (GMT)
Hmm...Kaskashi/Sakura, Gaara/Sakura, Haku/Naruto. Wow that's my list of strange crack parings! :lmao: And they were all formed in my sad little, mind. Sign me up! :)
SweetJanie - September 6, 2006 11:32 PM (GMT)
| QUOTE (Paladin's Heart @ Sep 5 2006, 04:58 PM) |
| I love Hyuugacest (Neji/Hinata), and I don't really know why. Sign me up, please :lol: |
I heart Hyuugacest too D:
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| Nah, i think Naruto/Sasuke LMAO! or Itachi/Sakura OR Naruto/Sakura |
Actually there is evidence for NaruSasu/NaruSaku so I don't think it counts as crack... ^^'
Remember, yaoi/yuri doesn't mean it's crack. :/
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Nope. XD There's the GREATEST LT ever: Kurenai/Kakashi/Anko devil.gif Asuma gets no love =\ |
That sounds awesome xDDDD Although I'm more into IrukaxAnko xD
You're all in you addicts, kthnxbai D:<
Clerith-son - September 7, 2006 03:31 AM (GMT)
Sarutobi (Sandaime/The 3rd Hokage)xSakura, SarutobixIno, SarutobixTenten, SarutobixHinata, SarutobixTsunade, SarutobixKurenai, SarutobixAnko, SarutobixUzuki, SarutobixHaku, OrochimaruxKabuto (there have been hints, so this might not be a crack couple).
Kisame's dadxKisame's mom (one must have been a shark, the other a human), Orochimaru's dadxOrochimaru's mom (one must be a snake, the other a human).
MistaCloudStrife - September 7, 2006 01:39 PM (GMT)
Tsunade and Konohamaru
Tonton and Manda (Tsunades pig and Orochimaru's strongest snake summon)
SweetJanie - September 8, 2006 03:18 PM (GMT)
| QUOTE (Clerith-son @ Sep 7 2006, 03:31 AM) |
Sarutobi (Sandaime/The 3rd Hokage)xSakura, SarutobixIno, SarutobixTenten, SarutobixHinata, SarutobixTsunade, SarutobixKurenai, SarutobixAnko, SarutobixUzuki, SarutobixHaku, OrochimaruxKabuto (there have been hints, so this might not be a crack couple).
Kisame's dadxKisame's mom (one must have been a shark, the other a human), Orochimaru's dadxOrochimaru's mom (one must be a snake, the other a human). |
O_O.....
xDDDD Are the parents thingie really crack? Because if they're someone's parents it can't be crack xDDD
But wow, Sarutobi pairings really ARE crack xDDDD Kinda freaky if you think about it..... o_o
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Tsunade and Konohamaru
Tonton and Manda (Tsunades pig and Orochimaru's strongest snake summon) |
Lol, those are so funny xDDD
What about the Snail and the Frog? :mellow:
Another pairing I love is ItachixAyame. You know, the daughter of the owner of the Ichiraku Ramen.
http://www.deviantart.com/deviation/12778220/xDDDDDD
Schala - September 8, 2006 06:51 PM (GMT)
Let me join too! I love Nejihina (not such a strange thing discounting the fact that they're cousins), and Itachi x Hinata is a surprisingly creepy/cute couple (or creepily cute). I don't have a single piece of evidence to back it up, but then again, this is a crack pairing fanclub! Oh, Sakura x Kakashi was an early fave of mine since I now think that Naruto and Sasuke are meant to be. :D Gosh, why are all my pairings such uncanon ones?
Lynx - September 8, 2006 07:55 PM (GMT)
:lmao: :lmao: :lmao:
So true! I love the artist's comment :lol:
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Speaking of Itachi. How about ItaIno? :devil: There's no way he can sirvive this! :D
| QUOTE (SweetJanie) |
| Although I'm more into IrukaxAnko xD |
I like this one too. :)
Pyra Kurai Akaidra - September 8, 2006 09:58 PM (GMT)
| QUOTE (Lynx @ Sep 8 2006, 07:55 PM) |
| QUOTE (SweetJanie) | | Although I'm more into IrukaxAnko xD |
I like this one too. :)
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IruAnko, eh...? :devil: Oh and the rare Iruka/Kurenai!
There's also Naruto/Tenten, Naruto/Temari and...what about Neji/Sakura? :lol:
SweetJanie - September 9, 2006 12:35 AM (GMT)
Hey, should I make a pairing list? xDDDD Aaaaah, the possibilities... <3
Pyra Kurai Akaidra - September 9, 2006 01:21 AM (GMT)
Oh do so, SJ! And listed whoever support them, however fleeting it is in evidences.
Meggie - September 10, 2006 01:42 PM (GMT)
Speaking of Naruto uncanon pairings I love Hinata with Neji, Sasuke and even Itachi...I know it sounds too crazy.I personally believe that we can't call nejihina so easily an uncanon pairing! I also prefer Sakura with Kakashi or Sai...
Sign me up!
Lynx - September 10, 2006 03:38 PM (GMT)
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| I also prefer Sakura with Kakashi... |
*nods*
It's not like I prefer them together but (as a crack pairing) I like it very much.
Paladin's Heart - September 10, 2006 04:11 PM (GMT)
w00t! More Hyuugacest fans! Welcome, crack addicts! :huggle:
As for the list, SJ, I believe you might want to rethink that. Considering the amount of characters in Naruto would take a great amount of time to cover most of the pairings. There are endless possibilities! xDDD
And due to this thread, I have now become a Kakashi/Anko fan D:
SweetJanie - September 10, 2006 10:40 PM (GMT)
Well, I just meant the ones that the club members like. :mellow:
I'll try to do that when I have time, like tuesday. :3
And welcome, new members! x3 *hugs meggie*