Run your favourite lyrics through this...uh...universal translator ;)

*hopes this hasn't been done before* :P

http://ssshotaru.homestead.com/files/aolertranslator.html

DONT WANA B AN M3RICAN IDIOT
DONT WANT A NATION UND3R DA NU MEDIA
AND CAN U HAAR TEH SOUND OF HYSTERIA
THE???!?!? WTF SUBLIMINAL MIND-*** M3RICA

ha! This thing made me laugh! Heres what I got:

SON IM NOT 3VARYTHNG U THOUGHT TAHT I WUD B
BUT 3VERY S2RY I HAEV 2LD SI PART OF ME
SON I LEAEV U NOW BUT THEYRE SI SO MUCH MOR3 2 U
EVARY S2RY I HAEV 2LD SI PART OF U

I just found something to keep me occupied for the next ten minuets. XD

GIEV IT 2 ME BABY UH-HUH UH-HUH
GIEV IT 2 M3 BABY UH-HUH UH-HUH
GIEV IT 2 MA BABY UH-HUH UH-HUH
AND AL TEH GIRLEIS SAY IMM PRETY FLEY FOR A WHIET GUY
UNO DOS TRAS CUATRO CINCO CINCO U KNOW ITS KINDA HARD JUST 2 GET ALONG 2DAY
OUR SUBJECT ISNT COL BUT H3 THINKS IT ANYWAY
H3 MAY NOT HAEV A CLU3 AND HE MAY NOT HAEV STYLE
BUT 3V3RYTHNG HE LAX W3L HE MAEKS UP IN DENIAL



XDD

WIT A TERIFEID LOK IN TEH AYES SPIT THOS3 IRITAETD FELNGS IN2 DA FIKLE WIND
THA SIGNAL TAHT MELTED IN2 DA CRAKAD ROADWAY SI LEAVNG ONLEY A SCAR BHIND

BFOR3!111! LOL TEH DROWSY NOIES BLURS AWAY 2MOROW
CHAES AFT3R THOS3 MBITIOSLEY RESOUNDNG FOTSTEPS

TAHT!!111!1 OMG WTF LOL UNFULFILABL3 EMOTION TAHT NEV3R SETLAS DOWN SOMEWHARE-
JUST D3CIED 2 IGNORE IT THAN OVERTAEK IT
AME!!!!!!!1 OMG WTF FOR TEH LOPHOLE IN THES SHY TRAMBLNG SOCEITY
FOR TEH PLAEC W3 KEP STRUGLNG 2WARDS!!!11!1! OMG WTF I WANT NU WORLD

Oh god. :lmao: I'm sorry, Shuichi, but I have to know your debut song's 'translation'. XD

UR TEH DREM TAHT HASNT 3ND3D
AND IMM STIL ANXIOS FOR U!!!11!1 OMG WORDS THEY SEM 2 HANG ABOVE MAH U!!11!!!11 LOL TEH BUD BFORA TEH FLOWAR
UNFURLS IN2 FUL BLOM
CAPTIVATNG!!!!!1111 BAUTY
BUT IT MAYB AL 2 U!1!!11111 OMG LOL TEH SONG TAHT WRIETS A S2RY
BUT LEAEVS A LOT 2 RAAD
TH3!1!!!11 OMG WTF CLOSAST THNG 2 PERFECT
BUT TEH FARTHEST THNG FROM ME
!1!!11!! OMG

Haha, wtf!? I swear, every bit of bolded&italicized type is from that translator. LOLLERZ. Ingenious, I tell you. :lmao:;; Check out the real, sweet lyrics: CLICK. You'll know why I love them so much. <3

PEOPLA R AL DA SME
AND WE ONLEY G3T JUDGED BY WUT W3 DO
P3RSONALITY R3FLACTS NME
AND IF IMM UGLEY THEN SO R U R U

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DA H3ART MAY FREZA
OR IT CAN BURN
THE PANE WIL 3AES
IF I CAN LEARN
TH3RE SI NO FUTURA
THERE SI NO PAST
I LIEV THES MOM3NT AS MAH LAST

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:lmao: :lmao: I love this translator. It is totally the bestest. =D

:lmao: I don't have a favourite song (cause I love music and all it's songs xD) , but this song is stuck in my head so...

MAH LUV SI LIEK WHOA
MY KIS SI LIEK WHOA
MY 2UCH SI LIEK WHOA
MY SEX SI LIEK WHOA
MY AS SI LIEK WHOA
MY BODYS LIEK WHOA

xD.

SUMAR HAS COM3 AND PAS3D
TH3 INOCANT CAN NEVER LAST
WAEK M3 UP WH3N SEPTEMBR 3NDS
LIEK MAH FATHERS COMA 2 PAS
TW3NTY Y3ARS HAS GONE SO FAST
WAEK ME UP WH3N SEPTEMBR 3NDS

I'm doing Green Day once since they're recognisable. This translator is fun for confusing people XD

(EVILNESS! I WAS TYPING BETTER THAN 21-YEAR-OLDS AT THE AGE OF ELEVEN!!! TWO YEARS AGO!!! :mad: *cough* I mean, not ALL twelve-year-olds type like that...Even older people do. Age does not matter in literacy! :fist:)

Imaginary- Evanescence

I LNGAR IN DA DORWAY
OF ALARM CLOK SCR3MNG
MONSTERS CALNG MAH NMA
LAT M3 STAY
WHER3 DA WIND WIL WHISP3R 2 M3
WHERE TEH RANEDROPS
AS THEY’RA FALNG TEL A S2RY

[CHORUS]
IN MAH FEILD OF PAEPR FLOWERS
AND CANDY CLOUDS OF LULABY
I LEI INSIED MYSALF FOR HOURS
AND WATCH MAH PURPL3 SKY FLEY OV3R ME

DON’T SAY I’M OUT OF 2UCH
WITH THES RMPANT CHAOS- UR REALITY
I KNOW WAL WUT LEIS BYOND MAH SLEPNG REFUGA
TH3 R I BUILT MAH OWN WORLD 2 ASCAEP

[CHORUS]

SWALOWED UP IN DA SOUND OF MAH SCREMNG
CANOT CEAES FOR TEH F3AR OF SIELNT NIGHTS
O HOW I LONG FOR DA DEP SLEP DREMNG
THE GODAS OF IMAGINARY LIGHT

[CHORUS]


Gorgeous xD

heres what i got for an actual song

WHER3D U GO
I??!!? WTF LOL MIS U SO
SEMS LIEK ITS B3N FOR3VAR
TAHT U BEN GONA
SHE!!!1!!!11 OMG LOL SADE SOME DAYS I FEL LIEK SHIT
SOME DAYS I WANA QUIT AND JUST B NORMAL FOR A BIT
I DONT UNDERSTAND Y U HAEV 2 ALWAYS B GON3
I G3T ALONG BUT TEH TRIPS ALWAYS FEL SO LONG
AND I FIND MYS3LF TRYNG 2 STAY BY TEH PHONE
CAUES UR VOIEC ALWAYS H3LPS ME 2 NOT FEL SO ALONA
BUT I FEL LIEK AN IDIOT WORKIN MAH DAY AROUND DA CAL
BUT WHEN I PIK UP I DONT HAEV MUCH 2 SAY
SO I WANT U 2 KNOW ITS A LITLE FUKAD UP
TAHT IMM STUK H3RE WATEIN AT TIEMS DEBATIN
TALIN U TAHT IVE HAD IT WIT U AND UR CAER3R
ME AND DA RAST OF DA FMILEY HERA SNGNG WHARED U GO
I??????!? WTF LOL MIS U SO
SEMS LIEK ITS B3N FOR3VER
TAHT U B3N GON3
WHER3D!!11!!11! OMG LOL U GO
I?????!?! OMG LOL MIS U SO
SEMS LIEK ITS B3N FOR3VER
TAHT U BEN PLZ COM3 BAK U!!11!1!1!!!!111!1111! KNOW DA PLAEC WHER3 U UESD 2 LIEV
UESD 2 BARBCUE UP BURGARS AND RIBS
UESD 2 HAEV A LITL3 PARTY 3VERY HALOWEN WIT CANDY BY DA PIEL
BUT NOW U ONLEY S2P BY EVERY ONCA AND A WHIEL
SHIT I FIND MYSALF JUST FILIN MAH TIEM
WITH ANYTHNG 2 KEP TEH THOUGHT OF U FROM MAH MIND
IMM DOIN FIEN I PLAN 2 KEP IT TAHT U CAN CAL M3 IF U FIND TAHT U HAEV SOMETHNG 2 SAY
AND IL T3L U I WANT U 2 KNOW ITS A LITLE FUKAD UP
TAHT IMM STUK H3R3 WATEIN AT TIEMS DEBATIN
T3LIN U TAHT IVE HAD IT WIT U AND UR CAER3R
ME AND TEH REST OF DA FMILEY HARE SNGNG WHAR3D U GO
I???!! OMG LOL MIS U SO
SEMS LIEK ITS BEN FOR3VER
TAHT U BEN GONE
WH3R3D!!1!1!11 OMG LOL U GO
I????! WTF MIS U SO
SEMS LIEK ITS BAN FOR3V3R
TAHT U BAN PLZ COM3 BAK HOMA.
I!11!11!!11111! WTF WANT U 2 KNOW ITS A LITLE FUKAD UP
TAHT IMM STUK HERA WATEIN NO LONG3R DABATIN
TIERD OF SITIN AND HATIN AND MAKIN THES3 AXCUESS
FOR Y UR NOT AROUND AND FELNG SO UESLAS
IT SEMS ONE THNG HAS BAN TRUE AL U DONT RILLY KNOW WUT U GOT TIL ITS GON3
I GUES IVA HAD IT WIT U AND UR CAERER
WHAN U COM3 BAK I WONT B H3RA AND U CAN SNG IT.
WHARED!11!!!111!!!!!11!!! U GO
I?!?!!! MIS U SO
SEMS LIEK ITS BAN FOR3VER
TAHT U BEN GONE
WHERED!1!1!!1! OMG U GO
I??!!? MIS U SO
SEMS LIEK ITS BEN FORAVAR
TAHT U BEN PLZ COME BAK PLZ!!!1!!111!1!1!! WTF COM3 BAK PLZ!!!!!11!!111!1111!1! WTF LOL COM3 BAK PLZ!1!1!1!!!1111!11!!! LOL COM3 BAK PLZ!!!!111!!1111!!11!1!1!!1! OMG LOL COM3 BAK HOM3.!11!1!!1!1!1111 LOL

.....intersting lol

Uh...I *think* this is Avenged Sevenfold - Unholy Confessions :P

IL TRY!!!!! WTF LOL SHE SADE AS HA WOKAD AWAY
TRY!1!1! LOL NOT 2 LOSA U!1!!1 WTF LOL VIBRANT HEARTS CUD CHANGE
NOTHNG!1!1!1!1 OMG TEARS TEH BNG MOR3 THAN DAC3PTION
UNMASKED F3AR
IL!111111 OMG LOL B HERE WATENG TESTED AND S3CURA
NOTHNG!1!1!1 LOL HURTS MAH WORLD
JUST AFACTS TEH ON3S AROUND ME
WHEN SINS DEP IN MAH U B DA ONA 2 FAL
I!11!!1 OMG WTF LOL WISH I CUD B DA ON3
TH3 ONA WHO WONT R AT AL
BUT BNG TEH ONA ON TEH STAND
I KNOW TEH WAY 2 GO NO ON3S GUIDNG ME
WH3N!111! WTF LOL TIEM SOAEKD WIT BLOD TURNS ITS BAK
I KNOW ITS HARD 2 FAL
CONFIEDD!1!1!!1 OMG WTF LOL IN ME WAS UR HURT
I KNOW ITS HURTNG U BUT ITS KILNG ME
NOTHNG!!!1111 WIL LAST IN THES LIEF
OUR TIEM SI SPENT CONSTRUCTNG
NOW UR PERF3CTNG A WORLD.!111!111!!1!111!!1 MAANT 2 SIN
CONSTRICT!11!!11! OMG WTF LOL UR HANDS AROUND MA
SQUEZE TIL I CANOT BR3ATH3
THIS ARE TASTAS D3AD INSIED ME
CONTRIBUT3 2 OUR PLAGU3
BRAAK!11!! OMG LOL AL UR PROMIESS
TAAR DOWN THES STAADFAST WAL
RESTRANETS R UESL3S H3RA
TASTNG SALVATIONS NEAR
AH!
NOTHNG!!1!!!!!! LOL HURTS MAH WORLD
JUST AFECTS TEH ONES AROUND ME
WHAN SINS DEP IN MAH U B DA ONE 2 FAL
I!11!11 WTF WISH I CUD B DA ON3
THE ONE WHO WONT R AT AL
BUT BNG DA ONE ON DA STAND
I KNOW TEH WAY 2 GO NO ONAS GUIDNG MA
WH3N!!1!1 WTF TIEM SOAEKD WIT BLOD TURNS ITS BAK
I KNOW ITS HARD 2 FAL
CONFIEDD!1!1! WTF IN MA WAS UR HURT
I KNOW ITS HURTNG U BUT ITS KILNG MA
AH!!1!!1!! WTF LOL

^ omfg, Scott! Yours is like written in hardcore l337 xD.

EDIT: I decided to put the english translation because I think it sounds better xD.

Forces (from the Beserk Anime)

TIEM ASAULTS US WIT 2WERNG WAEVS
I ANSW3R 2 TEH FADNG VOIECS TROLNG TEH NIGHT ROADS

I WIL NEV3R FORG3T ABOUT U THES ROAD OF UNFULFILM3NT I STIL STAND ALONA

LIEK A WOUNDED BIRD I 3NDURE TEH RANE WIT GRAEC

AWASH IN TEH BLOD OF DA WOUND3D 3ARTH WE SLEP
O STARS GRANDLEY R3COUNT DA EVANTS OF THES NIGHT

I!1!!! OMG WIL N3V3R FORG3T ABOUT U SIMPLEY EXIST ALON3 IN THES FREZNG NIGHT

O UNFADNG VOIECS R3VIEV NOW 2 UR FUL STRANGTH

HAE!!111!11! YAE FORCES HAE YAE FORCES

LISTAN O SOARNG 2WER OF DARKN3S AT WHICH AVEN DA WIND CREIS
SHED LIGHT ON U WOUNDED AND TROLNG DA NIGHT ROADS

I WIL NEV3R FORG3T ABOUT U THES ROAD OF UNFULFILM3NT I STIL WOK ALON3

GO FORTH!!1!!1! OMG WTF LOL O LOQUACIOS SHADOWS COM3 AND GUIED MA

HAE!!!111 YAE FORCES HAE YAE FORCES

woo. :lmao:

HER3 U AER
DAYLIGHT STAR
MAED OUT OF MIRACL3S

PERFECTION
OF UR U ALONE
O SO INCR3DIBLA

EACH A2M
SNGS 2 ME
S3T MA FRE
FROM CHANES OF TEH PHYSICAL!!1!!11 OMG WTF LOL


It's from the song: The Garden of Everything.
LOL The translator is genious, yet hilarious :lol: