Ever get those stupid list on myspace, like 20 reasons why I'm a good kisser? or 34 things every girl wants.
Well I decided to MST one! And here is how it went!



34 Thing every girl wants in a boy


1. Get kissed in the rain
*I could deal with that only I'm the type of crazy who stands in the rain any way.*
2. Have that one sweet kiss where your pressed against the wall
*Wow your dating a stalker murder who pinned you against a wall and kissed you right before he killed you*
3. Have a guy that thinks you're the world
*again with the stalker*
4. Have a guy that holds on as long as possible when giving hugs
*Yep this one's gonna choke you in your sleep*
5. A boy that whispers he loves you in your ear
*Kinda freaky*
6. Have that moment where you just gaze into each others eyes
*ooohhh Your eyes change colors! WHEN WE TRIP ON ACID!!!!*
7. When you cry, he kisses your tears away.
*that's just gross, then your face would be all spity instead of teary*
8. When you're not with your guy he's all that you can think about
*Stalker*
9. Wearing his jacket and every time you breath in, his scent surrounds you
*And it will most likely smell like B.O.*
10. A guy who will watch any movie with you, no matter how teary eyed you may get.
*Secretly he's laughing*
11. A guy who squeezes your hand
*and breaks it*
12. A boy that says he loves you and means it
*can't go wrong with this one*
13. A guy that will play her favorite song outside her window
*Then her father shoots him for trespassing*
14. A guy who is loyal
*can't go wrong here either*
15. A guy that will sing to you no matter how bad he is at it.
*Tell the idiot to shut up*
16. A guy that will kiss you on the forehead.
*Like a father and child?*
17. A guy that will call you beautiful or adorable...not hot, fine, or sexy
*K..... well yeah, good luck finding a guy like that in todays day and age*
18. A guy that will never judge you for how you look.
*Can't think of anything wrong with that unless you go out of the house like a hooker*
19. A boy that says cheezy stuff to you just to make u smile
*again with idiots, you people should find better men*
20. A boy that is the same when he is with you and when with friends
*Unless he's a total jerk to his friends*
21. A boy that tells you everything honestly
*"Hey chick, I hate you, Honestly"*
22. A boy that is good with your family and introduces you to his family
*Great, now your family can hate him face to face*
23. A guy that will always let you win
*CHEETER!*
24. A guy who stands up for you no matter who it is against
*This is how he got in prison the first time*
25. A guy who calls you at night just to say 'hi' and see how your day has been
*stalker!*
26. A boy who tells you that your smile makes his day and makes everything better
*'Cept you got crooked teeth and bad breath*
27. A boy who will sit on the phone with you when you're sad, even if you're quiet
*Interesting....*
28. A boy who you can hangout and have fun with
*Would you date some one you couldn't?*
29. A boy that will just randomly call you for no reason at all, just because he missed you
*Again with the stalking*
30. A guy who will hold your hand through the roughest parts of life.
*CHICK FLICK MOMENT*
31. A guy who would love you forever no matter the circumstance.
*Unless you died and your sister was heart broken they started to comfort one another and end up falling in love, spend the rest of their lives in a happy bliss and rarely think of you*
32. A guy who wouldn't mind you wanting to get all dressed up and do your make up for him. Even if he says he likes you better without make up.
*cuz you keep wearing that stinking black lip stick man! It stains his lips when you kiss!!!*
33. A guy who you can be yourself with and he will never give a care and would still tell you that you are amazing to him.
*Is it just me or is this guy to perfect?*
34. A guy who runs his fingers through your hair, like he's washing your worries/troubles away
*Yeah, thanks to dating a hair stylist he can!*

Girl: "...... *emo tears*"
Boy: "Gee, this phone sure is comfy!"
Girl: "ZOMG! Don't j00 care aboutz meh probelmers!? j00 fone whorez!!!"
Boy: "......k."

:lmao:

That was good! :lmao: