Have a strange/bizarre rant on a Microsoft Word/Access/Excel/Power Point thing?

Here go: CLIP IT

I got the idea from Z100, but the rant is written by me now.

Anyway, rant number 1.

That "clip it" thing on Microsoft Word. It was a clip that winked and offered to help write letters and didn't give any useful advice. Ahh! Clip it! I heard the Z100 radio station talking and joking about clip it and I was smiling the whole way through their converation. *Takes a staff/rod/racket/scepter/stick/wand/kaleioscope/bat and hits clip it*. That thing on Microsoft Word. Oh my God, that thing is such a pain. "Need help writing a letter?" Is that all you can do Clip it? Why not help me with problems? Clip it! You don't help with any problems! All clip it can do is help you write letters. Honestly, we got lots of problems where we need real advice on, and all you can do is offer us advice that we already know. You just sit there and it's so hard to get rid of you! I think Clip It should be a psychologist and help people when they need it. It's a paper clip! Why is a paper clip talking? How is a paper clip's advice helpful? Why isn't it a pencil? Sicne when do you use a paperclip to write? What does a paper clip have to do with it?

*Strange rant*


Clip It/ :cloud:


:cloud: : Cloud does not endorse the Microsoft Word Paper CLIP!


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