Well, you've read the title! Now do you:

1) Fall for anything male on two legs?
2) Squee over 2 pretty boys gazing fondly at each other?
3) Burst into mass hysteria when pretty boys hold each other?

If you answered "Yes" to any of the above questions, I have a public service announcement just for you. Note, this is a very big spoiler, but if you are a self-admitted yaoi fangirl, this will probably save your life. Please read this, unless you want your nerves to be shot and are willing to risk going into cardiac arrest. I repeat, this is for your own good.

Highlight to read:
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That very pretty baddie called Weiss. The one with the silver hair. The one who has a very pretty brother madly in love with him. He's Hojo. Yes, that mad scientist with a face even his mother couldn't possibly have loved. Yes, Squeenix really did pull this outta their arse. Yes, WeissxNero is true love. Until now. *screams in terror and shoves fork into eye* :hyper:
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I suppose the rest of this thread will be full of spoilers, so read at your own risk. ^^;

What in the...? WTF? WTFWTFWTF?

Clarify. Now. Please. O_O

**SPOILERZ** You mean SE actually did the impossible and made Hojo... bishie? BISHIE?! Is Weiss the one with silver hair that looks like it'd be a worthy contender for Cloud's title of Craziest Hair Evar? The one whose hair looks like a mishmash of a porcupine and silver dye?

And Nero? In LOVE? (Of course, in the yaoi sense, 'boyxboy love' can come just from being totally and completely devoted to someone of the same sex... but who's counting?) **END SPOILERZ**

:lmao: :lmao: :lmao:
I think I'm going to die laughing today. :lmao:

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YEEEEES! They made Hojo a BISHIE. I wanted to kill myself there and then! :hyper: Yes, Weiss the uber hot silver-haired bishie. Yes, Weiss that is now slashed with Gackt. Yes, Weiss the one who has a very hot younger brother who looks like he just walked out from a J-rock music video. :hyper: I'm about to spoil you completely now, read on if you dare!

Nero is madly in love with Weiss, really, I am not kidding. He says lines like, "Only my brother can make me happy." :hyper: :hyper: :hyper: We were drooling over Nero, and when Weiss came on one of my friends said, "Man, I love Weiss!!" The friend who was showing the cutscenes to us promptly followed with, "NO, NO! Take that back! You're not going to like him!!" And before we even had the chance to think about what she'd just said, TA-DAAAA! Hojo popped out from nowhere and all of us turned to stone. :woot: If I could draw it, it'll be those chibi characters with the 3 vertical lines and a grey cloud above our heads. :hyper: And in my mind, "omgomgomg" was playing on loop. Now, aren't you grateful you're not going to turn out like US?!! *is still having nightmares*

Anyway, I am not done!! Hojo, in control of Weiss (think Shuyin in X-2) then attacks our beloved Nero!!! :hyper: I swear, at that point of time, I was ready to take a plane down to Japan and sue Nojima for causing permanent trauma to my fangirl heart. Poor Nero got off-ed still very much in love with his big brother! And to top things off, there's even a scene where Nero holds Weiss lovingly! To think Hojo inhabited that body! AAAAAAHHHH!!! *dies*

They must have sat down and thought of the most traumatic experience a yaoi fangirl could ever undergo, came up with that, pat each other on the back and wrote that scene into DC. *stabs self*
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I shall stab myself with a knife. :mellow:

But seariously...That's scary, to me at least. :o

hmm....interesting things to read......

......didnt expected Hojo being a bishie.....

....strange somehow but understandble.....

.... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... .. .... .... .... ... .... ...... .... .. What the....?!?!?!

Ah. So you have seen it, Miss Clorith.

I actually knew. I've bothered the spoilers (and because yaoi bestfriend insisted I look), but didn't want to say anything.

Wow, SE sure is cashing in the yaoi angle of FFVII, eh? :P

*giggle* It amuses me, actually. It's something I never, ever would have guessed SE would do :lol:

Is anybody else amused that Clorith's :hyper: smilies look like they're floating in mid-air? XD

...No? No one?

*needs to be less easily amused* ._.

First Sephiroth's "I will strip you" line, now this! SE does their homework. They know where their bread is best buttered. XD

:lmao: I can't believe people can find this amusing. It's more traumatic than a horror movie!! *weeps as no one shares her pain*

Urgh, my eyes!! They could have been so pretty together! But noooo, SE had to give me that heart attack!

*joins Toxo in stabbing self* :sad:

OH GOD. SPOILERS. MUST NOT READ.


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....but all your reactions are too priceless to pass up!!! OH GOD. WHY DO YOU DO THIS TO ME.

*highlights all spoiler*

WAAAAHHHHHHTTTT??~?~??~ *splutters* But...BUT... WHAT?!??!

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Who's Weiss and Nero?? I have not been keeping up with DoC aside from the trailers that was released on the site and Cloud screenshots, but never mind that, so does anyone have pictures? Bishie Hojo.....a yaoi..... this I gotta see. :lol:

:lmao: *hands yin an ice pack for the impending headache*

I didn't keep up with DC news, but there were Weiss pictures in another thread. I'll post them here:
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v417/WtW_Suzaku/18939.jpg
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v417/WtW_Suzaku/18941.jpg
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v417/WtW_Suzaku/18942.jpg
They don't do him justice, though! You'll have to see him in action. :woot:

You can't see Nero's face clearly, but he's the one in the last scan with bones for wings and who looks like something out of Angel Sanctuary. Top left-hand corner.

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Oh my poor heart! Geez, Hojo is soooo ugly, how could he be Weiss?! Why oh why did they do this to me. :sad: Ha, Hojo's so incredibly ugly, they had to censor his face! Vincent has a permanent mental block for his mug, it's always covered in a black haze... until the scene where he comes out from Weiss!! :hyper: Oh my eyes!!! :puke: And after that, Vincent can remember His Royal Ugliness in all his flashbacks! No, my eyes, my eyes!! Put it back, put it back! :puke:

Making Hojo bishie is one thing. Having Nero say, "I'll do anything for my brother" before that is beyond cruel! :shock:

:help:
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:sad: No fanboys allowed?

But OMG! This is just great! SE is now letting yaoi take control of their games! *Expects FF13 to be a boyxboy love story* :giggle:

Hojo a bishie? Man I would of never thought of that :lol:

Leon, have ya done something horrible like a brainwash to SE? If FFXIII is going to be a yaoi, then I shall die a honorable (:lmao:) death by my knife. :mellow:

Nah, not outright boy x boy... just two inseperable best friends who look out for each other would do just as well.

I wanted Hojo back as well but as himself with all the tentacle glory and the laughing and the crazy talk stuff... but turning him into a bishie is quite jarring to say the least. I can see Michael Jackson jokes coming...

Weiss is the silver haired muscled man. Nero is this scary red bandaged guy that reminded me of Vincent...

Poor Clo. Scarred for life. *pats back*

:lmao: :lmao: :lmao: *laughs and faints*

<spoiler>Clorith!! you're still fuming over Hojo being Weiss!! XD Ahh, you can now imagine the trauma i went through when i first played the game! XD had to rub my eyes to make sure i wasn't seeing things! :lmao:

Ahhh, life is so unfair! Why do the ugliest of all people like Hojo get to come back to life as an ULTRA BISHIE?! And to think Weiss had a to-die-for body! :no: *slaps forehead*

Nero x Weiss is canon, man! XD If my lousy japanese skills allows me to translate the one line that Nero said to Weiss, "hitosu ni narou".. it should mean "let's become one"...!! :hyper: :hyper: SE script writers must all secretly be big yaoi fans! :hyper: :lmao: </spoiler>

...:o *waddles out*

Clorith, hope you don't mind that I added a spoiler warning on the title. I gave up trying to hide the combined horror and LMAO-ness of this whole thing. XD

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Knowing what we now know, I am torn as to whether I should cry or squeal. :mellow:

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*squeals a little*

Yeah, that typically works. Yaoi fangirls feed on the undertones and the overtones and all other tones. (Which would make SE's showing in DC equivalent to an all-you-can-eat buffet.)

Agreed! I wanted Hojo back too, but as Hojo, madness and ugly mug and all. Leave the doujinshi to prettify him, basically. :lol: But on the bright side, at least this wasn't Hojo reincarnated into a bishie, just spirit!Hojo taking over someone pretty's body (which brings to mind oh-so-many other thoughts that I'd be arrested by the Fangirl Police for thinking).

:lmao: That needs to be quoted. Forever. :lmao:

Vincent is shallow. :angry: He only remembers Hojo when he's pretty!

*explodes*

Down, SE, down! Leave something to the imagination! :lmao:

I love pretty uke boys, and Nero is fitting the bill very nicely. :lol:

:hug: Your sacrifice shall save many fangirls' eyes from being stabbed out, many fangirls' brains from being bleached.

:lmao: :lmao:
man, this whole thread has me in fits of laughter trying to read it! :lol:

*nods in agreement* i think a few lines after Nero says "Let's become one", Weiss actually says, "Sore de ii" or "it's good this way". :hyper:

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*EXPLODES*

WHHHHAAAATTTT~?!??!?!?!? **spoiler**

That....THAT'S HOJO?!??!?! HOJO?!??!?! Are you serious!?!??!?!?! You're kidding, right?!??!?!?! *spazzes out* :shock: Tell me you're kidding!! That..CAN'T be Hojo!!!! Hojo! The ugly, fricky, spots on nose guy that wants to breed girls and lions for babies?!?!?!

NO WAY. :o Oh god.

:lmao: :lmao: :lmao: CLORITH!!! STOP IT or I'll die soon from over-laughter. :lmao:




Oh god, and I'm not even a yaoi fangirl, yet this thread is too amusing to be true. SE!!!! Why do you do this to us?!?! :lmao:

Yes, yin-chan. It is true. Be afraid. Be very afraid. ^^

But I must tip my hat to SE for having iron balls, pardon the term, for doing this.



I shall squee as well. ^^

Hm, now we need Weiss x G...

Okay, how is this possible? Didn't Hojo die? And didn't his soul get sucked up by Sephiroth in MotP? This is all pretty retarded... <_<

I think part of his soul is inside Weiss (better then Vice <.<).

Maaaa... suspension of disbelief, I guess? I mean I was already raising my eyebrow with those original character SOLDIERs waaay when DoC was first announced.

:lmao: Alright, so for the record, it's "Attn: Yaoi Fangirls + Leon" :giggle:

Ah, Anti-R is a kind girl. *huggles and weeps* It's a wonder you're still sane, unlike the rest of us! :no: :hyper:

Wait, and whose fault is it that I'm now highly traumatised?! :lmao: You could have at least warned Deborah and I before Weiss showed up, ya know? :lol: :hyper:

Brain. Gutter. Omg, that would have been the best yaoi line ever! Why did Squeenix throw in Hojo, why?!! :sad: And that fanart!! WeissxNero, I could have loved you forever. Squeenix, you heartless fiends!! :cry:

Hahahaha!! Well, Vincent may be shallow, but at least he doesn't whore himself out and say "Ikuzo, Fenrir." like a smex God. :giggle: Thanks for changing the title!

Yin, I share your pain! Oh, but it is, it is!! The ugliest thing that ever walked the face of the Planet in tearing apart WeissxNero, the truest love that can ever be! :sad: How did Squeenix come up with this?! I bet they must all be having a good laugh now, saying, "We totez pwn j00 fangurlz!!" :woot:

Well, Hojo has Jenova cells, so technically he can do *anything* in the world of FFVII. :giggle: Including possessing pretty boys. :hyper:

:lmao: :lmao: How could I ever have the heart to say that?? XD XD

Ah, and the fanart just reminded me of a Weiss x Nero scene in DC! *searches for the screencaps*

Here it is!
1) http://img52.imageshack.us/img52/7696/vicenero0gv.jpg
2) http://img52.imageshack.us/img52/9105/vicenero22qe.jpg

btw, Weiss has finally regain his consciousness while he is talking to Nero in these two scenes! :D

And for those who aren't traumatised enough, here are some screencaps of the scene where Hojo is possessing Weiss. ^^;
http://img61.imageshack.us/img61/9251/hmm3ru.jpg -->spoiler!
http://img143.imageshack.us/img143/6255/hmm1lc.jpg -->spoiler!

heh, from what i could understand, Weiss had the ability to enter this network known as SND (not sure of the exact name of the network though) which is linked by the lifestream. Apparently, before Hojo died, he left fragments of his memories in this network as a backup plan if he ever plans to make a comebaack. It's a risky action to enter into the network as you could be possessed by the memories left behind which was what happened to Weiss when he entered the network. He was taken over by the fragments of Hojo's memories. So i guess technically, it isn't exactly hojo's soul that took over Weiss, but rather it's his memories that took control of Weiss. Hope it doesn't sound too complicated! I'm still trying to make sense of the plot too.. XD

W..Where was that!?? xDDD

...*confused and unimpressed* Meh, I could live without yaoi <_<

No! Don't say that! Yaoi is love, I say!

...when did Sephiroth say "I will strip you"? :o

*AC SPOILERS*

:giggle: Okay, sorry, it didn't just end at "I will strip you". He says, in full:

Kneel before me and beg for mercy.
What is the most important thing to you?
I'll enjoy stripping that off you.

Between "kneel" and "strip", I totally giggled like a total fangurlz.

*END AC SPOILERS*

That said, yaoi is love!

Oh yes, yaoi is love!! :lust: At this point of time, my friend will say that Sephy only wants to sleep with Cloud, but ZackxCloud is true love. :giggle:

Yeah, I'm so lost in the DC plot. All I could understand was the Vincrecia. :lol: Go, Bahamut Scene part deux! :fangirl:

So, Clorith, any thoughts on the new characters? On Shelua and Rosso and the whole WRO thing?

Shelua/Shalua is really nice, I was quite sad when you-know-what-happened. Rosso behaves like a Cloud fangirl. :lmao: I don't really like Shelke very much, I think they must have been mad to include her. :lmao: Shelkentine single-handedly outrages Vincrecia and Yuffentine fans, it's fandom suicide. :lmao: But oh well, on the other hand it's very obvious that Shelkentine will never happen and that helps prove a point about Cleris. :lol:

Lucrecia was gorgeous, and the part where she pulled Aerith's hands-behind-the-back pose had me in squees. I was quite surprised that Yuffie wasn't featured very prominently in DC... She only appeared in a few scenes. She was really funny, though!

Yes, I was a bit put off by that. Yuffie~!

The Vincent/Yuffie scenes had me scream "FANSERVICE!!!" though. SE why throw oil in an already big fire? ^^

I don't like Shelke at all. Sigh, what a waste, as she was like a female Xemnas and all.

I did not really like Shelke from the moment her character was revealed in magazine scans (didn't like her design), and this is now making me even more worried about her character. :sweat:

..Tee hee. xD Thanks for explaining that..

Maybe, possibly the "I'll Enjoy Stripping That Off You" is a slight change of subject, no? ;D

My AC subtitles suck. D<

Oh yes, Shelke isn't likeable at all. She annoyed me at some points, really. And and... Yuffie did some stuff that reminded me of Tifa, le gasp. :no: Oh well, sorry to those that ship Yuffentine (which is a very cute fan pairing, btw), but I really felt that Vincrecia was clear as day. Actually, I thought Vincrecia was the best part about DC, the rest of the plot was rather shaky to me. It felt as if they were making stuff up as they went along just to fill up the game. I mean, FFVII was fine as it was without the Deep Ground stuff. Now with the whole Gackt ending, they're making FFVII look a little lame. Like, why waste our time on Sephiroth when G apparently pwnz all? :yawn: :no:

Er... what? 0.o;

*tries to imagine Yuffie saying "It's because we're not a real family, isn't it?" and phails*

Hoorah! Yaoi! Mmmm tasty. ^^ love it. XD Yeah my post is short and no sense in it. =P

Oh, are you refering to the part where Yuffie loses her temper at Vincent over Shalua? Thank goodness she was her bubbly and cheerful self during the rest of the game, otherwise... :no: :cry:

And the G ending... I personally thought there was really no need for G to be in the game at all, and i still don't understand why would SE want to put him in the game. <_<