As the name implies ^_^

Why can't the sky be greena nd the grass be blue?

Because Mother Nature didn't want that. XD

Why isn't there 8 season instead of 4?

because someone knew how to divide using 2s


why is the smilies yellow... :no:

(omg this is one of my favorite games in another forum)


because someone peed on him... eww



how is cloud's hair defying gravity like that??

Because he has a bad case of static shock.

why are the forums pink?

because pink it's the favorite color of Cloud :ermm:


why the babies are so cute?

Because they want to show adults how innocent they are.

Why does Kuja wear a thong? :ermm:

because he gets so many wedgies he wants to get used to them :dunno:

why is there braille in bank's drive-thrus? :blink: :crazy:

Because they wanted more attention from the cars and not the smelly drivers.

Why can't I take my head off?

Because everyone will mistake you for a zombie. :monster:

Why am i 13 years old and not 14?

Because if you were 14 this would disrupt the space-time continuum and most likely merge 2 time periods together which would in-turn cause worlds to go spinning uncontrollably and everyone would die from like meteors and stuff.

Why does sand turn into glass when its melted thru high temperatures?

Because if it turne4d into liquid then no one could walk on the beaches, and it would have less uses thus rendering the world helpless from its loss of sand. thats why it turns into glass!

Why do we eat off of plates instead of forks and knives? and why do we eat with forks and knives instead of plates? (well thats two stupid questions but they correspond to each other! lol) :D

Because my mommy said so. (now that's a stupid answer)


Why do we eat cotton candy, but not cotton?

Because cotton is made of tobacco. :lmao:

Is chilli powder made of grinded chilli?

no it's made of powder.. duh!! XD

what's the number for 911? :ow: (is that a stupid enough question?XD)

Its 999 :lmao:

Can you eat spaghetti with your eyes?

yeah... good luck swallowing though :giggle:

if money doesn't grow on trees, why do banks have branches? :o

Because money grows in the fruit that bank branches produce.

Why do centaurs have human upper bodies instead of bunny upper bodies?

Because they're naked men on horses
BUT CEN...sored
get it centaurs LMAO :lmao:

why do people add

bbq

To roflwtfbbq

Because they need the bbq to bbq their barbeque LAMO!! :lmao: (forgot how to spell the actual word lol :lmao: )

Why do we put signatures and avatars on our posts? :lmao:

because we would be a bunch of plain text if we didn't

If I told you that I was a chronic liar would you believe me?

Of course!
Because you'd be lieing that your a chronic lier!


If I said lamo instead of lmao ( it was a typo)
Would you run off and cry and tell everyone I called you lame like on rocket power "lmao" :lmao:

Yes, if I was a four year old crying to my mother! :lmao:



Why are we asking stupid questions :shifty:? (if this has not already been asked)

Because we're silly fools who play silly games.

Why do we get names when we're born? :unsure:

So we'll be a somebody than a nobody :lmao:


What would you do if it was the end of the world? :lmao:

I would jump of the end of the world before it got to me. :lmao:

How do you the difference between a girl and a boy when they are born? :unsure:

Wouldn't know!! Just say you're both!!! :lmao:


What's 2 + 2? :rolleyes: :lmao:

2 +2 = to 2 + 2. :lmao:

Why does rain drops fall from the sky when we could have iced donus falling from the sky? :yummy:

Because I said so! :lmao:

Why are Oranges Orange?

Because I couldn't make them any other color of the rainbow. :lmao:

What would you do for a piece of a Kit Kat bar?

I would go on a killing streak on the pink and turn into a rabid Cltoi and kill all of you! :battlecry:

Why can't I read Japanese text?

Because you used to live in Japan but your parents died and and your foster parents are in Scotland and they forced you to speak and read English.

Why do we speak why can't we just use sign launage. :unsure:

cause some people are handy-capped

Why teh hell did square enix make ffx-2? :no:

Because the fans were stupid enough to keep begging Squaresoft for a part 2..:lmao:

Why do leprechauns like pots of gold and rainbows? :giggle:

Because their mum is teh rainbow and their dad is teh pot of gold. :lmao:

Why was the Dollar Bill invented? :unsure:

So I wont have to worry about losing meh sack of quarters..:lmao:!!!

Why do we do homework? :hmm: :giggle:

Because children kept on eating their work in class and then barfing it up so teachers though it would be better to take that image into their own homes.

Why can't we all just join hands all over the world and hug each other?

Because there are people in the world afraid of COOTIES! :tease:

Why is soup spelled S-O-U-P?

beacuse teh kid that named it that seemed to think it tasted so bad he said "MOM is this S-O-A-P?"

teh mom thought it was a good name for the dish and called it soup :yummy: XD

why isn't the keyboard in alphabetical order

Because YOUR KEYBOARD MOVES O:

Why is cabbage green?