A simple little game.
Just state a random quote. It can be romantic, dramatic, stupid, completely random, or inspirational. It can be from anywhere- said from a member of this forum, some famous or historical person, a movie, a book, or something someone or you said earlier. Anything, as long as it isn't offensive(racist, mean, etc.). Limit to atleast 3 quotes per post, plz.

I shall begin!

Quote #1:
Me: "What the fudge? What the fudge is wrong with you?! Fudge, man, you is so wrong! Damn that is so fudging wrong! Wait... what that hell are we talking about?"

Friend: "I don't remember... I think it was something about fudge..."

Me: "Why the fudge are we talking fudge?!!"

~Ermm... yeah a conversation a friend and I were having one night. He was talking about something gross and I found it offensive. Normally I would've said the 'F-Bomb' but I was around people so I replaced the 'f-bomb' with the word 'fudge'. Just one of my most brilliant conversations.

Quote #2:
"Hahah, Harry is da dawkk seiiide(dark side). He has an asian fetish, son!"

~My brother said this after watching Goblet of Fire... ^^;;

Quote #3
"And here I come, saying something suitably heroic."

~ SQUEEE! One of Atton Rand's (from KotOR II) badass quotes, sadly it was cut from the game. <_<

This is what happened when most of the people in the room was a bit drunk and the party was over

Mike: Alright! Everyone who drank, take one of these *flashes Trident*
Kim: Hey! I didn- Ooh! What's this?!


This happens when someone doesn't know what Feds are

Person 1: Hey, got any feds?
Person 2: What are feds?
Person 1: Federals.
Person 2: What are federals?
Person 1: Feds.

LoL! Well... you kinda have to actually HEAR them say these things.

[insert my SN here]: lol
[insert my SN here]: lol
[insert my SN here]: lol
[insert my SN here]: lol
[insert my SN here]: lol
[insert my SN here]: lol
[insert my SN here]: lol
[insert my SN here]: [insert 2nd cousin's name here] left
[insert my SN here]: lol
[insert my SN here]: it's just us now
[insert my SN here]: lol
[insert my SN here]: lol
[insert my SN here]: lol
[insert 2nd cousin's friend's name here]: who's us?
[insert my SN here]: billy and bob xD

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That quote...was from this day my 2nd cousins came over and we were talking to [insert 2nd cousin's name here]'s friend over AIM. Cause she needed to ask him something and then she did. So she left. And then her sister and me started to annoy [insert 2nd cousin's friend's name here] cause we were bored. So we started to annoy him with 'lol lol lol' cause we were about to do that while [insert 2nd cousin's name here] was talking to him.

It was hilarious. He got really mad at us. :D We become stupid when we're together. Hahaha.

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[insert my SN here]: who?
[insert my SN here]: well daughter do u hw
[insert my SN here]: ur*

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:lmao: :lmao: My 2nd cousin's so stupid. Same convo from above, I just found this part more hilarious. :D

And there's another part...but you don't wanna know. :lmao:

Um... just a few original quotes from yours truly :lol:

QUOTE #1
"YES! I HAVE SUCCEEDED IN FAILING!" :yahoo:

QUOTE#2
""How old were you when you were 13?" :blink:

"What doesn't kill you only makes you stronger...BUT REMEMBER IT CAN STILL KILL YOU!"

Quote #1.
"Frankly my dear, I don't give a damn."
-Rhett Butler (Gone With The Wind)

Quote #2.
"For me you are the dawn, a rainbow, and if you didn't exist I would invent you!"
-Ti Adoro (Pavarotti)

Quote #3.
"Little man, little man, 'must' isn't a word to be used with princes."
-Queen Elizabeth I

Q#1
"In spite of everything, I still think people are still good at heart."
~Anne Frank, The Diary of Anne Frank

Q#2
"... loved you from the moment I saw you... thought you were a dream... *laughs* Tried to play it off as a joke..."
~Atton Rand, sadly cut from the game as well... <_< Damn you Lucas Arts for rushing the release date.

Q#3
Atton: (complaining about how the Exile and Kreia are the worst Jedi he has ever met.)
Exile:(annoyed) Maybe you would like to go back in the cell?
Atton: MAYBE I WOULD, at least I was safer in there!
(Then after a few dialog lines I can't remember....)
Exile(to Atton): Well, if you've got an idea instead of another complaint, let's hear it.
Kreia: The two of you-be silent!
Exile: HE STARTED IT!
~A childish arguement your Exile can have with Atton. :lmao:

'How do you blahblahblah (I can't remember what he said)?'
'...I like cheese.'

Me and my friend. He was asking how to do something and I just said something completely off topic. :lmao: Shows how random I am. :D

"Sadness is only possible because of love." - Flonne from Disgaea

I also like some of stulicious' quotes here. :sigh: i would like a funny quote from her

ZOMG!! I'm finally playing DS in Kotor and my obsession with Atton has jumped to a whole new level because of this one quote he says:

"I will follow you, hell and back. I will follow your orders and your enemies will become mine."

*drown in fangirl-ness* :fangirl:

Quote #1

"DIE YOU PATHETIC PRICK OF A BISHOUNEN!!"~Inner Sakura, Naruto manga.

One of my favourite quotes. :lol:

Quote #2

"How would you describe my eyes?"~Me

"Brown."~Friend #1

"Dark brown."~Friend #2

"Brunette."~Friend #3

"What the heck?"~Me

Actually happens, when I was at school, typing a post for eye colours thread.

No Day but Today ~ from Rent (several characters)

I live this moment as my last ~ Mimi Marquez - Rent

That's one of my favorites. :wub:

"When you step to the ledge of all the light you have left, and you take that first step into the darkness of the unknown, you might believe one of two things will happen. There will be something solid for you step upon, or you will learn how to fly." Im not sure where I got it from, but its one of my favorite quotes.

"Everyone hears what you say. Friends listen to what you say. Best friends listen to what you don't say."

"Lay off...I'm as normal as they come and this is a contest of freaks. What do you want me to do...fire my slingshot at him?" - Maes Hughes, from FullMetal Alchemist

"Is that a fancy way of telling us that you're going to kick our asses?" ~Edward Elric, FullMetal Alchemist 2, Curse of the Crimson Elixir.

"People are like stained glass windows: they sparkle and shine when the sun is out, but when the darkness sets in their true beauty is revealed only if there is a light within."

"If curiosity killed the cat, then the human went to hell."

"My grandmother started walking five miles a day when she was sixty. She's ninety-seven now, and we don't know where the hell she is."

"Don't go around saying the world owes you a living. The world owes you nothing. It was here first. " - Mark Twain

"I think I've discovered the secret of life - you just hang around until you get used to it. "

"I don't think anyone should write their autobiography until after they're dead."

"I'm a godmother, that's a great thing to be, a godmother. She calls me god for short, that's cute, I taught her that. "

A stranger stabs you in the front; a friend stabs you in the back; a boyfriend stabs you in the heart, but best friends only poke each other with straws.

Never tell your problems to anyone...20% don't care and the other 80% are glad you have them.

When I die, I want to die like my grandmother, who died peacefully in her sleep. Not screaming like all the passengers in her car.

Never be afraid to try, remember...Amateurs built the ark...Professionals built the Titanic.

A true friend is someone who sees the pain in your eyes while everyone else believes the smile on your face.

Just cause I'm paranoid doesn't mean there isn't people following me.

For a dreamer, the only time of day is night.



Ive got this insane Word document of quotes I find, and those are only some of them.

well... i dont remember the line exactly but it goes something like this:
"My career is eroding! eroooooding! erOOOOOOOOOOOOOODINGGGGGGG!!!!!!!!! erooooooooooooding! erooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooding! EROOOOODING!!!..." yes... it goes on like that for quite a while. It's from Bruce Almighty when he's at the waterfall and something happens. God, i luv that movie!!

:lmao: I lurve my friends! One of my friends made me laugh so much today! I was crying!

#1-
"I'd spank that cartoon ass!"
~ My friend(who is a guy) said this after I gave him a picture I drew of Aeris. :lmao:

#2-
"I played Final Fantasy before... Final Fantasy I- where they all look like thumbs- It sucked ass!"
:lmao: :lmao: The same friend from the above said this.

#3-
"See! The picture Marielyn gave me is batter than yours! Mine has boobie cleavage!!"
~ :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: The same friend comparing the pictures I gave to two other of my friends. He thinks the picture he has is better. :lol:

One of my friends in the shop.

Friend:"Can i have 50cent of green bonbons"
Shopkeeper:"There"
Friend:"Right,how much is that?"

ROFL!He was dead serious aswell! :lmao:

I found this when I was using Google. Here's the link http://asam5.tripod.com/fanfics/.

:lmao:

:lmao: Brilliant!

:lmao: I wish I've seen that!! :lmao:

"Death makes anything you do worth something."

umm... im not really sure if thats the exact quotes but its something like that.

oh yeah! its said by Aeon in the movie Aeon Flux

*my friend when asked was he going to the disco*

"Sure i might aswell.Ya never know.Might wake up dead in the morning"

Friend: Pieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.

...:lmao: Inside joke. :lmao:

"Would you please donate some bread to the orphans? Bread for the orphans, please, so we can build more orphanages? You will donate bread to the orphans, please? YOU WILL DONATE BREAD TO THE ORPHANS, OR I SHALL PROCEED TO KILL YOU!"

-My friend's 6-year-old brother, who is certifiably demented. :D

"Oh, sugar! Are you on drugs?"

-My teacher. :lmao:

"You are special, just like everybody else."

-My other teacher. :P

:lmao: :lmao:

'I thought the wrestling at school was like the wrestling on T.V.'
'No.'
'Where you bash people with chairs and stuff?'
'Noooo. Kevin, what are you THINKING? :lmao:'
~Me and my friend. :lmao: It was hilarious

"How romantic, they both have AIDS!! :sad: "

~My mom while watching Rent :lmao:

:lmao: :lmao: :lmao:

I got this from a random forum I was lurking:
"I've just experienced a massive stroke that destroyed what was left of the part of my brain that restrains my aggressive, emotional actions. as a result, i will now violently, uncontrollably stab you to death with my toothbrush."

"Allow me to shatter you delusions of grandeur". - Beatrix FFIX

:lmao: Which two? :wub:

There's only now
There's only here
Give into love
Or live in fear

~Mimi and others - No Day but Today/Another Day

...since I was listening to it...-shrug-

"Eat a beaver,save a tree"

Mimi and Roger :wub:


"I don't even want to know what a 'Tidus-lover' is."

~My friend who has not an inkling of Final Fantasy knowledge. :lmao:

I love MimixRoger!! :hyper: :lust:

Umm...-needs a random quote-

DUDEEE.

~Me :D

"Hey, don't touch me, I'm worth, like, 50cent!" ~A friend from school.

"Can I have some sugar?" "Its not sugar, its cocaine." "Alright, can I have some cocaine then?" "..."~A conversation of two of my friends. He actually thought it was cocaine too, untill she hit him and yelled "ITS SUGAR YOU IDIOT!"

"Gee, I might've won the award for the most sarcastic girl in our year."

"Actually, you probably get one for the most Janice."

"I'm the only Janice here! Unless there's another one in the other years."

~Me and a friend, one of our random discussion.

Friend (same as above): I wonder what happen if you swallow a venomous spider?

Classmate: I dunno. Probably having babies in your gut and you can spew them and spider-webs in defence.

Me: I was thinking of Spiderman.

Classmate: Nah, I'd say spewing spiders and webs.

~From math class, yet another random discussion.

"WE'RE GOING TO CRASH AGAIN!? Do you think my salary can cover this?"

"In about 5 or 6 lifetimes, maybe."

~Rosette and Chrno, vol.1 of Chrno Crusade. God, I love that part.

My favorite XD

"Uhhhh...... how do you spell FBI?"
...........you idiot!!!!
oooooo bad word!!!!! I'm telling on you!!!
.......what's the number for 911?
...........*sigh* walk away....

A few good ones i have.

I want patience.....AND I WANT IT NOW!!!!

Id kill for a Nobel Peace prize.

Support your ight to bear arms-wear short sleeves.

Preserve nature-pickle a squirrel.

Constant change is here to stay!

Honk if you love peace and quiet!

Give me ambiguity or give me something else.

If love is blind then why is lingerie so popular?

What did the man who discovered milk think he was doing?

"...dude you kids ar elike 5 years old, and you think you can stop majin boo?" - guy from dbz in a nutshell2

"...nick, you smell like a haircut place..." - me

"HinGower!" - me

"Shing-ning-noing-ning-ning!" - me

"Scorpins dont live..."

"THANKS NICK, WHY DONT YOU TELL ME SOMETHING ELSE THAT I DOTN KNOW LIKE...WHALES DONT LIVE HERE!?"

"...well they dont..."

"NICK SHUT UP!!!!! -me and nick

lol we have a lot of other weird ones

"Love and piece" - vash

"This may sound selfish but...this is my story, and im gonna see it through to the end!" - tidus

"duh...what number am I?" - Cloud xD

The Nutcracker's sooooo hot. ~ My friends :lmao: We went on a band trip today to go see the Nutcracker. It was hilarious.

"Some can't wait to die!"- Auron FFX

^_____^ Yay Auron!

OOh yea from the Peter Pan movie (the real one)

Slightly (one of the lost boys) : Then she must stay here and die.
The other Lost Boys and Peter Pan: [gasp] No!!!!
Slightly: Of course not. How could I have thought? Stupid ::wacks forehead::

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Me and my friend:

Friend: Ahhh! A flying toaster! Hit the deck!!!!
Me: ::gets down on floor::
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Me and me other friend

Friend: I like toasters.....1)they're shiny 2)they make food 3) you can kill somebody with it and 4.) you can make food AND kill somebody at the same time ^__^
Me:.......YAY!

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Me and my cousins were playing Wheel of Fortune one night...

Me: Adrian, Spin.
Adrian: -starts to twirl-
Me: The WHEEL you dumbass!

:lmao:

*finishes laughing at Paladin's quote* XD

Okay, here's some new ones...

"AAH! Pen from hell!" -My teacher, after dropping an Expo marker. :lmao:

"You know what would suck? If you like... died. And you were like... reincarnated... as a BAGEL." -My sister. :D

"Don't trust me with the kitchen knife since I murdered the vegetable last time we cook."~Me, in Nutrition (AKA home eco.) earlier this year.

Really did say that. The tomatoes look demented back then...