Allow myself to introduce.:unsure: ..err...ummm myself.

(....)

Dammit!!!!! :headbang:

(...)

:hmm: *ahem*

The name is Shrouded Light. Lurker, debater, friend, and is considered clinically insane(hence why I'm in charge). Let me give you a tour of this wonderful place. Oh, and be careful not to activate the deathtraps.:evil:

Asst Manager: Slowerthanaverage

-To your left, you'll see our karaoke section where you can sing to your heart's content.(also a good way to laugh at how drunk you are singing in the stage)
Entertainer: Yin Chan

-To your right, you'll find our lounge where you can sit and chat with your buddies discussing the mysteries of life and death. That and why Hillary Duff is soo damn popular.
Host: Rikkulicious

-The corner left is our very own club hall because we all know clerisers know how to boogey!!! :dance2: (you youn-uns still do say boogey right?)

-We also have a dining area in our balcony near the sea where you can have a nice peaceful dinner away from the insanity. Oh, and if you see anything that says "poison" in our menu. Don't order it.
Cooks: Mahou; AerithR
Host: Rikkulicious

-Now this place wouldn't be considered a bar if we actually don't have a "bar" to go to. You'll find it at the very center of this place where you can order any drinks!!! A good place to find someone who will listen to you when you feel lonely and sad.
Bartender: Finalfantasy Princess; Tacofolio
Local Drunk: Anastar

- Last but not the least, this big bucket right beside me is our restroom. (....) What?? I ran out of money!! Give me a break here!!!! Just kidding, you'll find it near our dining area. :lol:

- Also, check out our info center where you can find out the latest events in our forum!!

Now, let me welcome you to the place of supreme happiness!!!! Make yourselves comfortable, relax, drink and get to know the wonderful clerisers that are roaming around in our forum! :pro:

*applies to be the town drunk*

Gimme a Mako juice, Shroudster! :fist:

*starts some music*

*pulls Shroudster to the dance floor*

:dance: :dance2: :dance: :dance2:

:drinks: :party2:

Eeep!! What's this?!?!

A BAR??? IN CLERIS-LAND?!?! This is outrageous!! Pure blasphemy!!! :nono:

Now... *waltzes over to grab a drink and applies for a position*

:dance2: :gum: :rabid3: :drinks:

HAPPY ANNIVERSARY CXA FORUMS!!!!! :drinks:

Wooties! :party2:

That's right! This is the CxA Forum anniversary, or something! :yahoo:

:drinks: :dance: :drinks: :dance:

*demands another Mako juice* :fist:

Since I'm the town drunk, I hereby approve all position applications! *hic*

:drinks:

Somebody pour me whatever everyone else is drinking too!!!! :blast: And where's the music? Gimme dat...gimme dat....

*turns starry eyed* *____*

Ph34r me for I am the Rabid Drunk Entertainer!!! BBQWLOLLLZZZ. :rabid3: Teh Eval Town Dictator Drunk has given approval!!! :drool:

The eval dictator promotes herself to bartender, pickpocket, AND town drunk! :yahoo:

*pours a round of Mako juice*

Cheers! :drinks:

*turns up the juke box*

:dance:

I wanna be a waitress! :woot:

~pickpockets all~ :whistle:

You're hired! :drinks:

*mixes a stiff Chocobo's Folly for Rikku* :plot:

:razz: :party2: :drinks: :dance2:

Look! :o

*points out the window while reaching into Rikku's pockets*

:dance:

IWANTSTHEINVASIONSRAWR.

*applies for bartender* I'll keep the drinks a flowin! :drinks:

*starts dancing on the bar as she serves drinks* :dance2: :dance: :dance2: :dance: :dance2:

HAPPY ONE YEAR ANNIVERSARY, CxA FORUMS!!!! :cheer: :cheer: :cheer:

Crank up da jamz, man!!!! ISH TYME 2 GETz CRUNK UP IN HURRR!!! :yahoo: :dance: :dance: :dance:

Excellent, Taco! You serve, Rikku's the waitress, and yin-chan drinks! :hyper:

I pickpocket Rikku while I drink. :drinks: *hic*

Some samples from our Drink Menu:
Mako juice (Pure Mako extract! It'll tickle yer innards!)
Jenova's Milk (Otherwise known as Tequila)
Chocobo's Folly (Otherwise known as Vodka/tonic)
Tonberry's Revenge (Whiskey Sour)
Reunion Sunrise (Marguarita)
Ancient's Soul (Pina Colada)
Zolom's Curse (Black Russian)
Costa del Cocktail (Daiquiri)
Priscilla's Backfire (Screwdriver)

Party! :party2: :dance: :drinks: :dance2: :party: :moon:

F-fine! Pickpocket the CLOTI!! :cray: DISCRIMINATION!

:plot:

YOU STARTED IT!! :splat:

:cray: But I'm the waitress! I'm supposed to pickpocket!

*interupts fight with free drinks* Cheers!

Muh love! :huggle: :glomp2:

RAWRRRR I WANT MY CHOCOBO FOLLY I WANT IT NOW.

*trashes a few chairs* :rabid3:

:drinks:

I....I want to pickpocket Rikku too.... :o *sneaks up behind*

R_E demands a Reunion Sunrise. :fist: We also need a DJ up in HURR! CRANK UP DA TUNEZ! LET'S GET CRUNK! FoReelz, son!<---(R_E's east coast slang demands j00 attention)

I have no pockects, so you can't pick pockect meh! :dance:

*whips out drinks* *still dances on the bar Coyote Ugly style*

HurHurhs at R_E's east coast slang. Laff at teh freaky deaky jiggly wiggly talk~!!! :lmao:

:rabid3: :rabid3: :rabid3:

DRINKING CLERIS BAR SPAM.

:rabid3: Waitress!! Refill my drink before I caress your cheek pickpocket you!!!

~dances with~

~gets amy-chan another drink~

DISCRIMINATION. :cray:

WOOOOooooo!!! *watches Taco and Rikku dance* SHAKE IT GURLz! :lmao:
*gulps down Reunion Sunrise*

*wolf whistles and cat-calls Rikku and Taco* :lmao:

Who wants to Karaoke with!?!?! :rabid3:

zuruzuruzuruzuruzuruzuru....... :splat:

BEE NOISES!! ARGHHH!! MY ONE TRUE WEAKNESS!!! :cray:

~dances with her true wuv, Lilafoolio~ :dance: :dance2: :dance: :dance2:

I DOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!! :woot:

*runs up stage and grabs mic* A hem...

*sings*
Gimme that, gimme that, gimme gimme that, gimme that, gimme that thing, gimme that gimme gimme that, gimme that thing, gimme that gimme gimme that, gimme gimme that thing!

:dance: :dance: :dance:

:dance2:

What you gon’ do with all that junk?
All that junk inside your trunk?
I’ma get, get, get, get, you drunk,
Get you love drunk off my hump.
My hump, my hump, my hump, my hump, my hump,
My hump, my hump, my hump, my lovely little lumps. (Check it out)

I want to be a bartender with Taco!

:drinks:

-makes herself an Ancient's Soul-

Woo hoo! Party! :party2: :dance2:

-joins Taco on the bar- Drinks anyone?

You keep on singing it R_E! :lmao:

:lmao: :lmao: :lmao:

Yooooouuuu~~~~ oh oh oh~~~
Yooouuuuu you you you~~!!!!
Yeeaah babeeehh~~ yoouuuu are the liiiiiiiiight
In my daaaaayyyy~~~ SPEECAAAALLLL~~~ YOOOUU~~~
Adoration~~~ liggghhtt~~~ MY LOOOVVEEE
LOOOOOVVEEE~~!!!
TSQOH LOOOOOOOVVVEEE YOOOUU~~~ OH OH OH YEEEAAA~~!!!

Dis rabid entertainer iz bad at lyrics!! :lmao:

:phew:

:dance:

I drive these brothers crazy,
I do it on the daily,
They treat me really nicely,
They buy me all these ice-ys.
Dolce & Gabbana,
Fendi and then Donna
Karan, they be sharin’
All their money got me wearin’
Fly gearrr but I ain’t askin,
They say they love my ass ‘n,
Seven Jeans, True Religion's,
I say no, but they keep givin’
So I keep on takin’
And no I ain’t taken
We can keep on datin’
I keep on demonstrating.

:dance2:

:lmao: You sing fine yin-chan!

:lol:

J00, is stealin' muh thunduh, Rikku 'n' Yin! *bumps Rikku and Yin off stage*

*sings*
I need a hero
I'm holding out for a hero 'til the end of the night
He's gotta be strong
And he's gotta be fast
And he's gotta be fresh from the fight
I need a hero
I'm holding out for a hero 'til the morning light
He's gotta be sure
And it's gotta be soon
And he's gotta be larger than life

:yahoo: :yahoo: :phew:

~bumps R_E off stage with her 'hump' XD~

My love, my love, my love, my love
You love my lady lumps,
My hump, my hump, my hump,
My humps they got you,
She’s got me spending.
(Oh) Spendin’ all your money on me and spending time on me.
She’s got me spendin’.
(Oh) Spendin’ all your money on me, on me, on me

*bumps and humps both Rikku and R_E off the stage* :rabid3:

These jeans are blue
Like icy teal
This heart is true
If you are real
Dance dance
Dance the night away
Dance dance
Till the light of day
Oooh lala (come here baby)
oooh la la (And just maybe)
oooh Yeah yeah (We can marry)

:lmao: : :dance2: :sun: :shock:

*revels in the applause* :punk:

~bumps and humps Yin and R_E off stage~

Come mister DJ song pon de replay
Come mister DJ won't you turn the music up
All the gal pon the dance floor wantin' some more what
Come mister DJ won't you turn the music up

:sad: Muh thunduh...

*bumps Yin n Rikku off stage AGAIN*

I like big butts and I can not lie
You other brothers can't deny
That when a girl walks in with an itty bitty waist
And a round thing in your face
You get sprung, wanna pull out your tongue
'Cause you notice that butt was stuffed
Deep in the jeans she's wearing
I'm hooked and I can't stop staring
Oh baby, I wanna get wit'cha
And take your picture
My homeboys tried to warn me
But with that butt you got makes me feel so horny
Ooh, Rump-o'-smooth-skin
You say you wanna get in my Benz?
Well, use me, use me
'Cause you ain't that average groupy
I've seen them dancin'
The hell with romancin'
She's sweat, wet,
Got it goin' like a turbo 'Vette
I'm tired of magazines
Sayin' flat butts are the thing
Take the average black man and ask him that
She gotta pack much back
So, fellas! (Yeah!) Fellas! (Yeah!)
Has your girlfriend got the butt? (Hell yeah!)
Tell 'em to shake it! (Shake it!) Shake it! (Shake it!)
Shake that healthy butt!
Baby got back!

*sings and dances with Stulicious and FFP* Who wants to do body shots?!

OMGLOOOLLLZZZZZBBQ~!!!!!!!!!!!! :lmao: :lmao:

*pours another round of drinks* :drinks:

I like to muvit muvit
You like to muvit muvit
We like to muvit muvit
They like to muvit muvit
MUVIT MUVIT!!!

:dance2: :dance2:

INVASIONSWHEREMUSTHAVE.