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Title: Something I Thought Was Funny About Cloud....


JaGx - August 20, 2005 04:25 AM (GMT)
You know when Cloud carries his Buster Sword on his back throughout the game? Well I thought in my mind which I thought was funny, why doesn't he get back problems? I mean that sword could be frickin heavy or something?

Any other comments or other stuff?

Materia Thief - August 20, 2005 04:31 AM (GMT)
It's just one of those funny little inconsistencies. :lol:

Like how can Tifa fight with her rather conspicous chest size? Or how can they be shot in the face SO MANY TIMES, yet never suffer fatal wounds? :lmao:

JaGx - August 20, 2005 04:35 AM (GMT)
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It's just one of those funny little inconsistencies. laugh.gif

Like how can Tifa fight with her rather conspicous chest size? Or how can they be shot in the face SO MANY TIMES, yet never suffer fatal wounds? lmao5.gif


lmao

Starlight Night - August 20, 2005 07:11 AM (GMT)
What I want to know is; where do they put their weapons when they aren't using them?

Kusari Yarou - August 20, 2005 09:54 AM (GMT)
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What I want to know is; where do they put their weapons when they aren't using them?

And where the heck do they put the mountains of items that you acquire while playing FF7?
And why exactly does fighting monsters give you so much gil? Do monsters give you a fee for fighting them or something? :lol:
They're what I call RPG inconsistencies... totally illogical in the real world yet so prominent in RPGs that nobody ever questions them

yin-chan - August 20, 2005 01:55 PM (GMT)
And where do they shower? Do they ever wash their clothes?
I can't imagine Barret sitting on the toilet with that hand... :lol: or even tying his shoelaces, for that matter! :lmao:

Lynn - August 20, 2005 02:10 PM (GMT)
Secret: Barret wears velcros.

Now you know. :D

Just lookit the way Cloud swings his swords around. I swear they only LOOK tough outside, but are completely hollow on the inside.

Ever wonder why Cloud & Gang were surprised when Red talked, but how nobody in the ENTIRE WORLD seemed to care? ^^;

FF_Goddess - August 20, 2005 06:51 PM (GMT)
I always wondered how Tifa did kickboxing moves in that tight skirt. Can you imagine someone trying to do that? You couldn't get your leg up high enough to kick someone in the face, so you'd just end up falling over. :lmao:

Materia Thief - August 20, 2005 06:54 PM (GMT)
QUOTE (Lynn @ Aug 20 2005, 06:10 AM)
Ever wonder why Cloud & Gang were surprised when Red talked, but how nobody in the ENTIRE WORLD seemed to care? ^^;

Totally off-topic, but don't you notice in most musical's they'll randomly burst into song and when it's all over it's like nothing happened? :lol:

Starlight Night - August 20, 2005 10:05 PM (GMT)
QUOTE (Materia Thief @ Aug 20 2005, 06:54 PM)
QUOTE (Lynn @ Aug 20 2005, 06:10 AM)
Ever wonder why Cloud & Gang were surprised when Red talked, but how nobody in the ENTIRE WORLD seemed to care? ^^;

Totally off-topic, but don't you notice in most musical's they'll randomly burst into song and when it's all over it's like nothing happened? :lol:

I never noticed that! It's like *insert song here* and then they like leave the stange or something.

QUOTE (Lynn)
Secret: Barret wears velcros.


OMG, thank you. I was wondering how he did it.

i pRomiSe** - August 21, 2005 09:07 PM (GMT)
XDD Oh wow. This made me crack up. :lmao: My cousin and I always wondered how Cloud spun that sword in the air without ever falling flat on his face. XD

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Just lookit the way Cloud swings his swords around. I swear they only LOOK tough outside, but are completely hollow on the inside.


I definitely think this is true. XDD

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Secret: Barret wears velcros.


Wh0o. Now I know. =D

Oh and this has nothing to do with the topic, but Cloud has weight arms in-game. XD My cousin and I always crack up about that... And there's a whole bunch more that have nothing to do with this topic. =)

JaGx - August 23, 2005 12:38 AM (GMT)
Word. Cloud is strong on outside but hollow in the inside. When he does Omnislash, he could be swinging the sword slow in real life lol.

Alan Bates - August 23, 2005 12:56 AM (GMT)
Well, also remember that the SOLDIER program was designed to make people stronger, faster, and tougher. Who'se to say that he doesn't just have a bit of super human strenght?

Starlight Night - August 23, 2005 02:23 PM (GMT)
It was all the cookies that he ate when he was a child!!! GO COOKIES!!!

Aki - September 7, 2005 07:13 AM (GMT)
QUOTE (yin-chan @ Aug 20 2005, 07:55 AM)
And where do they shower? Do they ever wash their clothes?
I can't imagine Barret sitting on the toilet with that hand... :lol: or even tying his shoelaces, for that matter! :lmao:

I saw Barret in that Costa del Sol bathroom.. trying to look sexy! O_O

Anti-R - September 7, 2005 10:26 AM (GMT)
Does the Highwind have a toilet? Where do they do their deed? How the hell do they eat? How come Cid seems to smoke 1 cigarette in the whole game? How come the fat guy recovers your HP/Mp (shudders by one sudden thought).

Ninian's Grace - September 8, 2005 11:07 PM (GMT)
All of these are funny, they really make you wonder. ^_^ Though I was curious, is there ever night in Final Fantasy? I know it was night probably around three parts of the game but also, 10 seconds after staying in a Inn it's day again?n_n; "Cloud's Song" brought that to my attention. ^_^;

JaGx - September 9, 2005 09:27 PM (GMT)
When Cloud drags his Sword when he protects the car, it should get rusted and all.




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