YOU AREN'T GONNA F**KIN BELIEVE THIS!!!!

AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!

Note: This article is fake, so don't get upset. ~ Anastar

Oh...My...God... O_O

:lmao: It isn't real, it's a satire. :lol:

Oh... :blink:

OH (I*(&*((&) GOD THEY CANT DO THAT!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!! does this mean all the merch will be banned too??? what about the new games that are coming out! ahhh so many questions! TOO MUCH CLOGGING!!!

I think it's fake, too. Did you read this part?

Various forms of Magic have been a staple of every game in the Final Fantasy series dating back to Final Fantasy released in 1990 for the Nintendo Entertainment System. "It's almost as bad as Harry Potter!" A parent who wishes to remain anonymous said.

Sen. Hillary Clinton also is highly opposed to the game.

"First Grand Theft Auto, and now this. I'm starting to think we should just ban all video games. Final Fantasy VII is an awful game, and should have never been created in the first place. I mean, look at the size of Tifa's breasts! They're destroying our childrens future. The problem of explicit video games is spiraling out of control." Clinton wrote in a letter to the head of the Federal Trade Commission. Tifa's breasts were unavailible for comment.

:lmao:

On the other hand, if you click on the button for Homepage, it leads to http://www.cnn.com/. Did CNN screw up or something? :unsure:

yes lol i thought it would just be funny to rant about it ha ha

Yep, it's a satire. And a damned funny one at that. :lol:
(Besides, FFVII is such an old game that it's hard to find game stores where it is on the shelves.)

:lmao: :lmao: That was a great read.

yup you cant get brand new copies anymore...i aint ever seen them.

:lmao:
A friend e-mailed this to me a few days ago so I already knew this was a fake. Who ever made this has captured my bitter bitter little heart. :wub:

Actually,I got a brand new copy.And its all mine.

I think they forget that all Final Fantasy games are intened for players above the age of 13. :lol: Of course her breats weren't available for comment XD

This is way fake! There are plenty more games out there that are worst than this! If VII was banned anyway it would create an eruption of angry fans.

1) If it was CNN, it would be CNN.com, people. It's a hoax. Believe me, I watch CNN 24 hours a day and I'm Canadian. <_<

2) All the links that go to other articles are 404 Not Found. Another clue that it's not CNN.

3) Stop being gullible, m'kay? :whistle:

OMG! Lyke, dey're totlly gunna ban me frm playing FFseven!!!!11!!111 :cry: what m eye 2 doo?

:lmao: This's awesome.
DQ says "So obviously fake"

*Sets Hillary Clinton on fire*

Honestly, there are ratings on there for a REASON. :rolleyes:

That article is hilarious... :lmao:

Heheh...what exactly where they satirizing anyway?

i dunno if i did that quoet right, lol i never seen a brand new copy in newcastle or carlisle where i live, man britain sucks i had to go into forbiden planet and ask if they were getting any FF stuff in....lamo ¬_¬

-_-;;; I was wondering when someone was going to post this, it's quite obviously a fake, anyone who takes it serious takes the internets too seriously. I actually found it hilarious.



TIFA BOOBS R DESTROYING OUR CHILDREN'S FUTURE!! :sad:

THEY WERE UNAVALIABLE FOR COMMENT! THEY'RE HIDING THE TRUTH! :sad:

great thing, but seeing as ff7 has been out for nearly 10 years they are a bit late in banning it now.
funny as hell though.

I can't believe people are actually BUYING this. XD The fact that people are is even more funny than the article itself. I've never come across anything so blatantly fake.

I thought it was fishy at first... Of course, once I got to 'Mario was unavailable for comment', it was clear. I almost bought it! :( I think my heart stopped when I read the headlines!

Looks fake. First of all, the CNN logo.
Then the grammar and the usage of words in the article. If my journalism professor reads this, she'll freak out because of the sequence of "events". XD

But anyway, it's a good way to put a smile on a person with a sense of humor. ;) But really, I'd be happy if it's banned in the united states, then I could observe and study the reactions of people. Great thesis. Mwahahah. :lmao:

I believe it. At several stores in my town, brand new copies are still flying off the shelves! :lmao:

NOOO!! I TRUSTED THEM. :sad:

Now don't I feel stupid :lol: