This is a fun new game called "Corrupt a wish" basically you corrupt the wish of the person who posted before you in some wild, whack, fun way.

Example:

Jinchuu " I wish for a taco"

CG "You get a taco... but for a price, your soul! *CG owns Jinchuu's soul*"
*then CG would make a new wish and so on and so forth*


Stuff like that. use your imagination. I'll start!


I wish for a Taco! (sue me, I am not thinking of two wishes in one post!)

Here's your taco! But it's two weeks old. ^_^

I wish for...Cloud!

*dresses up in a Cloud's outfit in Advent Children*
Here is your Cloud!! ^_^

I wish for clip on ear rings so I can be an ubber cool punk without having holes in my mouth!

Here you go! I got them from a really diseased guy though...

I wish for more chains because wearing chains is fashionable!

You get your chains, but they get wrapped around your feet and you fall face first into a pie.

I wish I had some new clothes.

You're so mean. :lol: Here's your clothes. New to you but old to the last person who wore them.

I wish I had some WATAH!

Here's your watah... *tosses a bucket of water in CG's face*

I wish that Cloti's would realize that Cloud does NOT love Tifa.

Granted - but, unfortunately, the canon has been officially switched to Cloud and Cid

I wish I had a million dollars

Gives Buhon a million dollars. In Monopoly money.

I wish Square would stop delaying AC.

Ok! But they'll just cancel the production altogether. :lol:

I wish Cloud will end up happy at the end of AC.

Okay but he ends up with Tifa in an extremely cheesy way.

I wish my hand made drawings wouldn't suck so bad.

Sure, I'll cut off your hand and replace it with mine. Ooooh. Morbid ;)

I wish Sephiroth would parade around wearing a black mankini.

Sure! ::waves wand:: But he's a teensy-weensy bit overweight! Say... 200 pounds? :puke:



I wish that I had a pony! :woot:

Oh sure!*Hands over a rabid, frothing old nag*

I wish I were more assertive

Then you shall be more assertive, Sefie-chan... more assertive than you'd ever like to be. Muahahah!

I wish for a new scanner...

Here's your new scanner. Only the delivery guys dropped it on the way in so...it's your new, busted scanner!

I wish to see Squall wearing nothing but a kilt!

That would be nice and I can make him do that, the problem is, HE'S GAY!!! Mwahahah!!!!

I wish to see Rufus ShinRa naked! ;)

Sure. He's a stripper at a gay bar! :lol:

I wish Tifa would fall for Rufus

Oh, she will. But she won't be so impressed when she finds out about the gay bar thing ;)

I wish for a plane ticket to Scotland!

Sure here's a counterfit ticket that will get you in jail if anyone finds out that it isn't real.

I wish my brother wasn't such a jerkwad. :mad:

Wish granted! Now he's a MEGA-jerkwad! :lol:

I wish my holidays were longer.

Granted - but now your workload has doubled!

I wish this semester was over...

Okie Dokie... it's over, but the next semester will be 3 times longer!

I wish that my brother will stop forcing me to watch Star Wars all the time.

Ok, but now you get to watch them non stop forever!

I wish I was a super genius.

Granted, however unfortunately your head exploded from the suddun rush of knowledge!

I wish I had some Carne Asada Tacos.

Alright, Here are your tacos, fresh out of the dumpster!

I wish I could fly.

Granted - here's your plane ticket to Alaska




I wish to be a servant of the light!

granted - but the light is dim, flickering... and about to burn out...

darkness envelops




I wish money grew on trees...

Sure, I'll develop a breed of money trees for you but by then people pay by way of bananas.

I wish it would snow here.

I know, zhakeena. I wish it would snow here too. <_<


I mean... um... :unsure: Sure, your wish gets granted, but due to the chemical buildup in the air because of pollution, the snow is highly venemous and causes major mutation amongst all lifeforms. :devil:


Let's see... I wish I could have a Vivi plushie of my own. :wub:

You could sell you a Vivi plushie for only a dollar, the problem is, it lost its hat and it has no eyes and it says, "Close your eyes and count to seven, when you wake, you'll be in heaven" in a creepy voice.

I wish Vincent could finally be with Lucrecia. :P

Yes! Gotta love reverse psychology....






Granted - But Vincent's a demon and Lucrecia's an angel, oops....


I wish to be............ something dark

You're the Eight ball in billiards :lol:

I wish to know why Seifer acted the way he did in FF8!

Okay but now you know things about Seifer that you didn't want to know. :puke:

I want the rabid Sora/Riku fangirls/boys to shut their yappers!

Okay, they're now quiet as mice but they send a deluge of Sora/Riku porn doujinshi to your mailbox everyday!

I wish I were a powerful Jedi...

Well alrighty! But every powerful Jedi must have a Sith for a nemesis!

I wish my shoulders and neck would stop aching

Sure! But this time, your head and stomach are now aching... :ermm: Poor Sefie!



My wish...


I wish I had a ton of yummy food. Don't mind me, I'm hungry.

You will, but will suffer from a massive tummy ache and frequent visits to the restroom.
*Hands H_A a can of airfreshener* You'll thank me later on.

I wish to be less shy.

Kay but now you'll be so social that you'll talk to everyone and you won't stop talking and people won't like you.

I wish I have the perfect PC as in one that can play games that came out after 2000.

(Yeah my PC is that crappy. <_< )

::accepts air freshener:: :lol:


Okay, but it's also twisted, an evil mastermind, and gifted with A.I. :) See ya when robots rule over the world.


I wish that I had a sweet, new, Hikaru Utada CD. :woot: