Are you tired of being hated? Are you in need of some comfort from the world? Are you a whore?

If you answered "yes" to all three of these questions, this club is for you, my darlings.

Here at WA, we strive to come to terms with our "whoreness". Just because we weren't happy with our first love or because we drifted away from our childhood friends, we have been branded by the world for the rest of our lives. Unless we go back to that past and we rekindle what should have been our only true love. The only pure love we could have.

Are we to be forever burdened with the fact that we are whores for moving on and finding happiness with a more compatible/non-dumbass person? Or leaving a part of our past that has gone beyond it's expiring date? Maybe. Do we have to stand by all alone in the shadows of the world's hatred with our pain any longer? NO.

Join now. You are accepted here. Even males, because man whores aren't mythical beings. They are out there living among us as well.

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Members
Cloud's Girl AKA Kaldea
Hyper-Ballad
Real_Emotion
Sefie
Anastar
Kusari Yarou
Oddishness
Seii_Monogatari
Buhon
miracle_angel
Rikkulicious
Jinchuu
Ophelia
Cloud Gainsborough
Andina
Materia Thief
^*Afrononomous*^
Keisha
Everchanging
Athena/Fuijin
Angelalex242
yin-chan
Sadhana
Nina
goddess_in_pink07
Imaginary__girl
Bloodbath
Tacofoolio
Angelwing Aeris
FF_Goddess

Finally! I have a place to call "home"! I can hold my head up high here, and not be pelted by stones for my disgracefully whorish behaviour! :sad:

::stands up and addresses group::

My name is Hyper-Ballad...and I am a whore. I have lived with this condition for many years. I can't control my tendency to move on from unsuccsesful relationships. When I was a child, I was very close to the boy who lived next door to me. We played together, climbed trees, swapped videos and other such things that pure childhood friends do. He even shyly gave me a Valentines Day card one year. Our love ought to have been written in the stars...but he moved away, and my life didn't stop. And when I met him again years later...nothing happened. I'm ashamed to say this, but...we didn't drop the relationships we were in at the time and rush into each other's arms! We just became friends, reminisced every now and then, and carried on with life and more fulfilling relationships. Despite being childhood friends, our love was not to be. Sniff...is it my fault? Am I the one to blame? Did I not remind him of our promise to join the FBI together enough times? ::breaks down in front of WA group::

There there, H-B. Cry it all out. You needn't be ashamed of it any longer. It is time to express your freedom and let go of the stereotype the world has given you.

And don't forget, interpretive dance is a method of resurfacing peace within your soul.

...Would you like a cookie? Yoshi bakes up quite a storm, he does!

::accepts cookie and stops crying::

I feel so accepted! I can finally let go of my shame and forget my fear of being stereotyped by the world for leaving the past where it belongs. ^_^

Interpretive dance works where all other methods of healing fail. :wub:

Yes, YES!!! I see the light of acceptence for my whorish ways.

I too, Real_Emotion, am a whore. I have a childhood friend, who I once thought was destined to be with forever. We played, made poorly designed sandcastles in the sandbox, and scribbled outside the lines together. Sadly, we have drifted apart. That is not my only whorish deed. My Ex and I had a relationship for a long time. We broke up and I have happily moved on with another. Is it my fault that our love was never meant to be? :sad:

No, of course not. The world has just failed to see that happiness is attainable beyond childhood. You are safe here now.

If being a whore means being happy and successful, then I'm proud to be a whore! And everyone here should be too!

WHORES!

*Steps up to mic, takes a deep breath*
Hello everyone. My name's Sefie and I....I am a whore*buries face in hands* Give me a minute....
*Gets self under control* sorry, that's the first time I've said it out loud. Anyways, when I was younger I too had a childhood friend of the opposite sex. We spent many a happy hour jumping on his trampoline, swinging from my tree swing, and other such childish activities. However, as we grew up I...I...allowed us to drift apart! I'm so ashamed! *Hides face again*
A-and that's not all! I had a boyfriend in the 8th grade! And I broke up with him! And then! Then in the 9th grade I hooked up with ANOTHER guy! It gets worse! I broke up with him too!!!*Sobs into hands* And now, now I'm with yet another guy! And do you know what!? I flirt with him! YES! I FLIRT! I FLIRT!!! I'M A WHORE AND PROUD OF IT!!!!!!!
*pants* I...I feel so much better! Like a great weight has been taken off my chest! It feels so wonderful! I feel so free!

OMG... other women have broken up with their childhood friends?!? :o There was a boy in first grade who had a crush on me, and I had a crush on him, too!! He was my best friend until third grade, when I had to move away. We even wrote to one another after I moved. I went to visit him years later, and... and... we were no longer in love!! I had moved on with another guy!! :cry:

I've had a number of boyfriends since then, and I don't want to go back to my childhood friend. And... and... I flirt!! I am such a whore!! :sad:

Our group is getting larger... Wonderful! I'll have to order some wine and cookies for later.

I should work on a list of signs that you are a whore for those still in denial.

Here's another member for Whores Anonymous!
I am sure I will bore you with all the stories about my whore-ness
So instead, I will tell a story that proves that whore-ness is, in fact, in my blood.
When my grandma was young, she had a childhood friend. As they grew up together, they fell in love. Unfortunately, childhood friend had a terminal illness. They got married in the hospital, on his deathbed.
After he died, my grandma busied herself in the hospital, which she had become sorta attached to. It was during the war and they had need of nurses, aides, and pretty much any kind of help they could get. It was there where she met grandpa, a wounded, charming young soldier.
They got married soon after and had my dad
Gasp! Can you believe grandma? How could she marry another? Especially since her first husband was her childhood friend??? She should have stayed an old maid for the rest of her life? Then she wouldn't be a (oh I can't even say it, I'm so ashamed*weepweep*) wh_re...and she wouldn't have passed the gene on to me!!! Because then, I would never have been born!

Amazing... People acted like this back then too! :o

And don't worry about sharing all kinds of stories here. It's how everyone deals with their whoreness. Share share share! It's what whores do best! ^_^

I... am a whore. :( Sad, I know, but it's true. I once *sniffles* had a best friend when I was 4... and we were in 4-year-old love :sad: ... but then, years later, I *sniffles some more* had the GUTS, the NERVE to flirt with someone else and then, actually go out with them!!! *breaks down into crying in a Lila-esque fashion* And to top it all off...


...I AM WEARING PINK!1! PINK!!! THE COLOR THAT IS (according to the CloTis) THE ULTIMATE WHORISH COLOR!!!!1!!1 *cries and hangs head shamefully* :cry: I have admitted it, so I must be on the road to recovery.



...I think I need a cookie, Yoshi :sad:

*Gives cookies* It's ok! We all can't be perfect apparently. We might as well be proud of our whore-ish actions. It makes us who we are. ^_^

And Yoshi loves your signature. :whistle:

I'm gonna have to join this club. :P

Hmm ... there was Tuckr. We used to go to soccer games sometimes, and he used to sit with me on the bus whenever we rode to the special school once a week (OMG, cuz we were "gifted" :rolleyes: ). We traded Poke'mon cards, I'm telling you, IT WAS THE REAL THING.

But, we part ways when we went to different middleschools ... such a shame. :(

Meh, I've had many childhood friends that I never ended up with. I guess that makes me a mega-whore? :lol:

Welcome! The more the merrier! And that can be used in more than one way! ^_^

Hmmm... time for a man-whore to speak up:

Buhon recalls having a childhood crush down the street... but they completely lost contact after he moved away in the 2nd grade. Since then, there have been a few girlfriends (and many more false starts) in Buhon's life. Heck, it gets worse - he's even currently close friends with not one, but TWO of his ex's (imagine, only being FRIENDS with someone he used to be involved with...). Oh, what filth!

from now on, just call me DMW (Dirty Male Whore)...

Okay, DMW!! :lol:

Our very first man whore! We welcome you with open arms, sir! Help yourself to some cookies and have fun!

ok i have to join.

Why?

because i flirt alot, and even once flirted with my bestfriends boyfriend to be honest i never thought i was flirting untill my other good friend came and grabbed my arm slapped me and said "are you crazy* then i realised i actually liked him for a bit and then moved on, so then i flirted with guys who i thought were single :P but aint so now i have to cut my flirt-ta-cious way b4 i become a real whore and that person might wanta even become serious!

and boyfriends well to be honest i could never commit to a guy right now or even last a month! to me i just aint ready, and child hood loves were just a joke to me and totally a laugh in the face because of the fact that i liked them *yuck*

*good thing i neva slept with them*

Welcome! You'll have to share your strength with everyone here! Self control isn't as easy as people think! :lol:

*Gets Yoshi to bake more cookies*

I WANNA JOIN. ....Well, to start off, I'll admit the truth....I'm a whore.... :o I'm not the type of person who commits...I probably could if I try, but I constantly like guys and they like me, but then I don't become girlfriend and boyfriend with them because I know most of the time it leads to someone breaking up with someone else. :( I'm also very nasty-minded.....O.O;; I also had a childhood friend who I liked, but then I moved away, we lost touch, and I didn't like him anymore.

Aww... It'll be ok now. You're with people who know your pain! Don't hide your true self any longer! ^_^ Have a cookie and have fun here!

Here, have one of our official plushies!! :)

::hands out honey-bee inn plushie::

...That gives me an idea. Now all I need is a good picture of a Honeybee Inn girl. :lol:

What's going on in j00r crazy mind, CG? :lmao:

EDIT: Check the sprites page at AerisOnline, I know there's a honey bee inn girl, I remember taking her head off and pasting on Cloud's. :whistle:

:lmao:

I shall, I shall...

Looking forward to it! :lol:

I'll make a banner out of it. Just so we can show the world what whores we are.

And we are!

CG, I'm a slave 4 U. :mellow:

OMFGBRITTNEYSTFU!1 :lmao:

No, j00 STFU!! LOL!! LIKE< WTF?!?! :lol:

the DMW has to ask -


I take it this is some sort of backlash against some sort of Cloti argument? :angel:

More like an imitation of Cloti talk. :lol:

:lol: I can get one for you, if you want. I have a save in Wall Market before Cloud goes to the Honeybee Inn. (I have about 100 saves at different points of the game. :lol:)

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I am one step closer to proving to the world what a HOR I am :D

YAY I B A WHORE!!1!!!=ONE!!

Sure! I could always use more pictures of whores! :lol:

I gave up my first love for a whore...

I'm in! :P

OMFGWTFSTFUJAREDISAWHORETOOILOVEHIMLOL!11`

:cleris:

OMFGJINCHUUANDCGAREBOTHWHORESSTFUOMGLOL!1!!

Okies... I'll get them for you tomorrow! :rolleyes: