"Former President Bill Clinton had quadruple bypass heart surgery. . . . Apparently Al Gore had a similar procedure. About four years ago, he had what is called an Oval Office bypass."
-- "Late Show
with David Letterman"
"According to the latest polls taken right after the convention, President Bush is way up, way up. In fact, they said if the election was held today, the Supreme Court would re-elect him 7-2."
-- "The Tonight Show
with Jay Leno"
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