> George W. Bush
> "Is that like the Publishers Clearing House prize? Heh, heh! And what piece
> of it did he win?"
>
> Bill Bennett
> "Damn!!! I had my money on the Dali Lama. My bookie gave me 10-1
> odds. Please remember to buy my book 'The Death of Outrage'
> about the moral decay in America. I really need the cash. The
> casinos won't accept my markers any more".
>
> Rudy Giuliani
> "9/11, 9/11, 9/11, Gore, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11, Nobel, 9/11,
> 9/11, 9/11, 9/11, Prize, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11, 9/11"
>
> Dick Cheney
> "Al, I am your father!"
>
> Mitt Romney
> "This is a good thing for america...or maybe it's a bad thing...or
> it could be a good thing. Let me check the polls in Iowa and get
> back to you."
>
> Ann Coulter
> "Gore is a fag! But at least he's not jewish!"
>
> Fred Thompson
> "Go away its time for my afternoon nap."
>
> Bill O'Reilly
> "I heard the news at lunch. I saw a black man
> reading about it in the newspaper. I tell you I was
> shocked. A black man reading a newspaper just like a white man.
> Unbelievable!"
>
>
> Mike Huckabee
> Gore is an alarmist. If this earth gets to warm, God will create
> another earth for us. It will only take him a week."

When I first started reading this, my jaw dropped! I thought, for a split second there, that W. really said that!! My first thought was, "Oh no, he didn't just say that, did he?!" I was (again) horrified at the stupid crap that comes out of his mouth on an all too regular basis. I feel better now.

Thanks - these are funny, when taken in the right context. ;)

Sounds like the intelligence of most republicans. :lol: