I lifted this from WWHB gathering............hell of a list, check it out.

http://z6.invisionfree.com/WWHB_Gathering/...=162&st=0&#last


#1: You're either with us (NeoCons), or you hate America.

#2: The Constitution is a Goddamn Piece of Paper!

#3: I've got mine, I want yours, if you want to keep it, f*ck YOU, because I'm taking it.

#4: Torture is a great thing!

#5: If you're not Christian, you're evil.

#6: Stealing is O.K., as long as it's for the Conservative Cause

#7: Lying is O.K., as long as it's for the Conservative Cause (We call it the Truth anyway)

#8: Pedophilia is forgivable, unless it's a Liberal.

#9: If it's on FOX, it HAS to be true!

#10: Bush is Jesus' little brother.

#11: Bush is Jesus.

#12: Bush is better than Jesus.

#13: Clinton was Satan.

#14: World War II Vets are War Criminals.

#15: Korean Vets are War Criminals.

#16: Vietnam Vets are War Criminals.

#17: Iraqi Vets are heros! (Unless they protest Bush, then they're War Criminals)

#18: SUPPORT OUR TROOPS! Even the ones that rape and murder a 15 year old girl!

#19: Bill O'Reilly cannot tell a lie, even when he's caught right in the middle of one.

#20: To not believe in the divinity of Bush is to not believe in God.

#21: Lowering taxes for the wealthy is great during wartime!

#22: We're the party chosen by God.

#23: We love the environment, that's why we're destroying it!

#24: God hates everybody but us.

#25: Bush is smart!

#26: Ann Coulter is actually an agreeable human being!

#27: Facts don't matter. If Bush, Hannity, Snow, O'Reilly, or Limbaugh says it, It's true, so SHUT UP!!!

#28: Jesus is coming, look righteous.

#29: Global Warming is a Myth.

#30: When it's convenient, forget everything.

#31: Pedophilia is caused by Homosexuality.

#32: Homosexuality is a choice caused by Alchoholism

#33: Quantos Omni Flunkus Admonitio (When all else fails, Insult!)

#34: Brainwashing is okay, because it puts truth in the brains of people too smart to think it is.

#35: There's a Liberal Media. Even if there isn't, we'll just say there is.

#36: Iraq is going just fine.

#37: Afganistan is going swimingly. (Because Ann Coulter sez so!)

#38: Clinton is a rapist, who cares there's no proof?

#39: All Muslims are Evil.

#40: All Jews are Evil.

#41: All Terrorists are Muslims.

#42: Only defend fellow NeoCons if it benefits yourself.

#43: When facts are against you, distract, distract, distract.

#44: It's okay to be fascist. It's better than communism anyway.

#45: God bless America, and nobody else.

#46: George Bush doesn't lie, he just...omits certain truths.

#47: We're compassionate!

#48: Blacks matter, when they are of political advantage to us. (Though we'll make it seem the dems are like that too!)

#49: If Bush supposedly rapes someone, that's A-Ok! But if Clinton supposedly does it, that's baaaaaaaaaaad.

#50: If facts conflict with our agenda, we'll just erase them and make our OWN facts. (and say the dems do it to!)

#51: A great way to get one's point across is to pretend you're someone else.

#52: Another great way to get your point across is to tell the other side to "SHUT UP!!!!", just like Bill O'Reilly.

#53: We're lowering the national debt.....trust us!

#54: We do not torture.

#54A: ....no wait...we do torture, and damn proud of it!!!

#54B: hahahahahaha! Torture is LEGAL now! Yep! We love torture!

#55: Laws were meant to be changed.

#56: Getting married is about being a man or a woman, not love.

#57: Gays are baaaaad! Lesbians...goooood!

#58: 9/11 was Clintons Fault

#59: Katrina was Clintons Fault

#60: The Foley Scandal was Clintons Fault.

#61: Everything is Clintons Fault.

#62: Foley is a Democrat

#63: We should conquer the world! Then everything will be better.

#64: Christian "values" are more important than national well being.

#65: Money is gods gift to Republicans.

#66: The meek shall not inherit the earth.

#67: The peacemaker shall not rule the earth.

#68: It is much easier for a rich man to go to heaven, then to fit a camel through an eye of a needle.

#69: It is more blessed to steal than to give.

#70: When someone hits you, don't turn the other cheek. Stab their ass.

#71: The rapture is coming! The rapture is coming!

#72: If you vote republican then you will become rich!

#73: Self-worth is proven by your net worth.

#74: Vote your fears - not your conscience!!!

#75: Social Security and welfare cost taxpayers more than all other expenditures combined.

#76: Socialism has failed for 2,000 years.

#77: 2 + 2 = 5

#78: All Muslims are terrorists

#79: No one should care about future generations – I’ll be dead.

#80: Islamic values are destroying my freedoms.

#81: Muslims hate our freedom.

#82: Education is not as important as wealth.

#83: The government should make constant use of patriotic mottos, slogans, symbols, songs, and other paraphernalia.

#84: The church and the government are the same thing.

#85: Because of enemies and the need for security, the people should ignore human rights in certain cases because of "need." The people need to look the other way or even approve of torture, summary executions, assassinations, long incarcerations of prisoners, etc.

#86: The people should rally into a unifying patriotic frenzy over the need to eliminate a perceived common threat or foe: racial, ethnic or religious minorities; liberals; communists; socialists, terrorists, etc.

#87: Even when there are widespread domestic problems, the military should be given a disproportionate amount of government funding, and the domestic agenda should be neglected.

#88: Soldiers and military service are glamorous.

#89: The government should be almost exclusively male-dominated.

#90: The media should be directly controlled by the government.

#91: The masses should be afraid when the government says to be.

#92: The industrial and business aristocracy are the ones who put the government leaders into power.

#93: Because the organizing power of labor is a real threat to government, labor unions should be eliminated entirely, or are severely suppressed.

#94: Open hostility to higher education, and academia should be promoted.

#95: Professors and other academics should be censored or even arrested.

#96: Free expression in the arts and letters should be obliterated.

#97: The police should be given almost limitless power to enforce laws. The people should overlook police abuses and even forego civil liberties in the name of patriotism.

#98: The government should be primarily groups of friends and associates who appoint each other to government positions and use governmental power and authority to protect their friends from accountability.

#99: It is OK for national resources and even treasures to be appropriated or even stolen by government leaders.

#100: Elections should be manipulated by smear campaigns against or even assassination of opposition candidates, use of legislation to control voting numbers or political district boundaries, and manipulation of the media. Conservatives should also use their judiciaries to manipulate or control elections.

#101: Screw Diplomacy.

#102: I'd be kind and I'd be gentle, I'd be awful sentimental, regarding love and art...I'd be friends with the sparrows and the boy who shoots the arrows, if I only had a heart....

#103: The police are victims and poor blacks are criminals.

#104: When your talking points fail, call names.

#105: Dan Rather is a master at falsifying documents.

#106: Liberals love terrorists.

#107: Communism, socialism, liberalism, marxism, and nazism are all the same thing and are inter-changeable.

#108: Liberals are hate-mongers and that’s why we should hate them all.

#110: The needs of the many outweigh the needs of the few. Or the one.

#111: It should be illegal to protest our president.

#112: Every news orginization lies...except the ones that appeal to our political beliefs.

#113: African Americans don't matter. (Until it's election time)

#114: Liberalism is a mental disease.

#115: National Opinion polls matter. Our guy is ahead anyway.

#116:.......wait...Our guy's down in the polls? Oh, they don't matter. It's just Liberal Media claptrap.

#117: Malmedy was Americans slaughtering Nazis. Not the other way around.

#118: Nixon Who?

#119: History was meant to be rewritten.

#120: War is Peace

#121: Freedom is Slavery.

#122: Ignorance is Strength

#123: Freedoms are interchangeable, and only temporary.

#124: Iraq is just like W.W.II

#125: There's no such things as moderates. You either support Bush, or you hate freedom.

#126: We've got our power, and we ain't giving it back.

#127: Only we are allowed to have our own say.

#128: Anything that is used against us is automatically stolen.

#129: There's nothing wrong with demonizing everyone.

#130: We're Moral!

#131: Christian Values should rule the government.

#132: Karl Rove is a Champion for Democracy

#133: It is more important to assume, than to ask questions.

#134: What's wrong with Debt? It's good for the economy.

#135: National Surpluss is a bad thing.

#136: Who cares that over 70% of the black population didn't vote? They just don't know whats good for them.

#137: Disenfranchisement isn't that bad.

#138: Power was meant to be abused.

#139: When you've abused power, act surprised when people get pissed off.

#140: Denial is just a river in Egypt.

#141: When Insulted, act flattered

#142: Jesus Loves War

#143: God is a just, loving, caring god....eccept for Liberals. He hates them.

#144: Trust words, not actions.

#145: Every action has a predictable and forseeable reaction, even ones that we think will help us and ends up hurting us....

#146: Evangelicals matter more than African Americans.

#147: We have nothing to fear but everything at one time.

#148: Anybody who hates war is a pussy.

#149: Only Liberals hate war.

#150: Gotta screw 'em all! Screw them over, that is.

#151: Anything that's better than something we are, or we do, is automatically our idea to begin with, that was stolen by the liberals.

#152: We're uniters, not dividers.

#153: We hold these "truths" to be self evident. And evidently, they're not really the truth.....but uh......um......SHUT UP LIBS!

#154: When every other form of debate fails, keep blaming everyone but yourself.

#155: Abortion is wrong, but killing innocent Iraqi civilians is just fine.

#156: Complain about liberal complaining.

#157: If you have no life, go on a liberal website, and cause trouble.

#158: Halliburton is a great, noble company who can do no evil at all.

#159: Dick Cheyney is actually human, and a good caring loving person.

#160: Learning from history never got anybody anywhere.

#161: Shout over liberals, because their voices just may be louder than ours.

#162: When facts present themselves, if they conflict with your beliefs, then just steal another well known conservative's work, and use it as your own talking points.

#163: Immaturity is sometimes needed.

#164: Use words like "Hypocrite", "Marxist" and "Commies" to make your points. These are most commonly used in recent Conservative Books, the Liberals will never see them coming.

#165: We can't allow the fact that Liberals actually may be right. We must scream them out of existance, while saying they do the same.

#166: Who needs facts? We can just say that facts are liberals' enemy, and that will make it look like we have them.

#167: The world is a better place with Bush at the helm.

#168: Our religious beliefs dictate our actions. Screw liberal morals.

#169: Wordplay is a good way to debate.

#170: Only liberals are hypocrites. Even when we say something that directly contradicts ourselves, it's just and "honest mistake"

#171: We’re the deciders!

#172: We don’t know where Osama is, we don’t really spend a lot of time on him.

#173: Spin and distortion are constructive tools when debating facts.

#174: Saddam was more important to take out than Osama Bin Laden

#175: Saddam was a liberal

#176: Osama loves liberalism, and wants John Kerry to win the elections.

#177: Anybody who doesn't vote for Bush is going straight to hell.

#178: Inducing Fear is part of being safe, and is essential for Freedom.

#179: When things look like they're going against you, feel free to defy the laws of the universe.

#180: Reganomics work GREAT!

#181: Offence is the only option.

#182: Whatever Bush says, we should support.

#183: Liberals should be sent to camps and turned into soap.

#184: When a man kills a few people, that's mass murder. When a man kills thousands of people, that's diplomacy, liberty and showing them the light of freedom.

#185: If nobody is posing a threat to you, attack them anyway.

#186: Self-deception is the corner-stone of modern day civics and politics.

#187: There are known knowns and known unknowns….. Who knows?!!!

#188: He who screams loudest is right.

#189: Anything that we don't think or say is "Propaganda"

#190: The Titanic sunk in the North Atlantic Iceburg.

#191: If America commits Genocide, that's "A flawless operation" If anybody else does it, It's the liberal's fault.

#192: The U.N. doesn't matter.

#193: Screw the Geneva Convention.

#194: White Phosphorus is a Diplomatic Tool.

#195: Mk.88 Gel Napalm was never used on Falujia

#196: When in a debate, distract from the real point, and then say the liberals do the same.

#197: Homosexuals are the root of all evil.

#198: There's no such thing as a "Gay Republican" because as previously mentioned, Foley was a democrat, because if it's on FOX, it has to be true.

#199: Don't correct mistakes, cover them up.

#200: God speaks to Bush on a regular basis.

#201: When you can't overrule, make dissapear.

#202: Dissent is the lowest form of patriotism...unless we do it.

#203: If you can't beat 'em. Degrade 'em.

#204: It's only a lie if you get caught.

#205: The U.S. Army, Navy and Airforce should be Evangelized.

#206: Conservatism can do no evil.

#207: Money was meant to be spent. Even money we don't have.

#208: America must be a theocracy for the world to be a better place.

#209: When life offers you lemons, complain about liberals having oranges.

#210: FOX: Fair and Balanced

#211: All Muslims should be tagged and sent to camps.

#212: It's okay for us to make fun of other countries, but they have NO RIGHT no make fun of us!

#213: God is on our side. We know because he told us.

#214: What's wrong with America being an empire? It will keep us safer.

#215: Bush is the best President ever!

#216: When you run out of things to say, ask stupid questions to throw liberals off.

#217: I know what you are, but what am I?

#218: Liberals hate gays, that's why they've been defending them for the past 30 years.

#219: Vitriol is an Oil Company.

#220: America is OUR country, not the liberals.

#221: Liberals can do no good, and anything they do good well either call bad, or say "It was a conservative's idea"

#222: The teachings of Christ are loose, bendable, and interchangable.

#223: Racism is acceptable, when arguing with a liberal.

#224: Nanci Pelosi will destroy the world.

#225: Bush 2008!

#226: Bush 2012!

#227: A dictatorship would be great! So long as Bush is the dictator.

#228: Religion was made for politics.

#229: Convert, or Kill.

#230: Live Conservatively, Spend Liberally

#231: Kill all Muslims!

#232: ....I didn't just say that....

#233: ....no, see, that lib over there said it. HES A RACIST!

#234: Blame is like a car. Start it up, press it and shift it.

#235: Put Regan on our currancy!

#236: Not enough good is said about Iraq, even though it's tough to say what good has happened anyway.

#237: Let the Katrina Victims die. They deserve it.

#238: God Bless America! That is, until they vote for Democrats.

#239: I support this war! But I REFUSE to fight it!

#240: God loves Republicans! That's why he made Democrats win.

#241: The Surge is the only way to victory! And it's working very well!

#242: Wait.....I never said that! We need a slight troop drawdown.

#243: I AM NOT GAY!

#244: I NEVER HAVE BEEN GAY!

#245: I LOVE MY WIFE!

#246: Having a wide stance doesn't mean anything, and I already told you IM NOT GAY!!!

#247: Oh....hey there....welcome to my stall.... *taps foot*

#248: APEC, OPEC, what's the difference?

#249: I'm playin' for October, November.

#250: We're kicken ass!