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Title: This Modern World
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Wayne in WA State - August 8, 2007 06:41 AM (GMT)
Brought to you by the good folks at WorkingForChange

A few things we've been wondering about lately



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:P

Wayne in WA State - August 8, 2007 06:56 AM (GMT)
In no special order, here's one more



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al001 - August 8, 2007 07:03 AM (GMT)
The ones with Cheney are the best.

Reverend Wally - August 8, 2007 07:11 AM (GMT)
How can I sleep after seeing that


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Wayne in WA State - August 8, 2007 07:48 AM (GMT)
Sorry about that :unsure:

Here's a page about health care that should make us all feel better :wtf:



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Wayne in WA State - August 9, 2007 09:03 AM (GMT)
And you thought you knew about Thomas Edison?

:kenny:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=51BELRdkc5w&NR=1


Wayne in WA State - August 9, 2007 09:06 AM (GMT)
The Angry Frog

in response to the cat :spikey:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nydfJW5W7I0...related&search=


Wayne in WA State - August 10, 2007 08:39 AM (GMT)
News from Tomorrow that you can see Today :sport:



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Wayne in WA State - August 12, 2007 06:46 AM (GMT)

Wayne in WA State - August 14, 2007 08:36 AM (GMT)
This one's for you comrades


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Wayne in WA State - August 23, 2007 07:50 AM (GMT)
Here's another one: A Town Called Dobson


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Wayne in WA State - August 26, 2007 04:56 AM (GMT)
Conservative Jones, Boy Detective




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Wayne in WA State - August 30, 2007 08:35 AM (GMT)

Wayne in WA State - September 5, 2007 07:26 AM (GMT)
We can choose not to repeat history, right?




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tkdveg - September 6, 2007 05:48 PM (GMT)
Wayne, I'm beginning to think that you have WAAAAYYYY too much time on your hands! But they are great finds - you have a wonderful sense of humor!

Please Note: The fact that I spend WAAAAYYY too much time reading/viewing all the stuff you come up with is completely irrelevant!

Wayne in WA State - September 11, 2007 05:23 AM (GMT)
I'm too busy for therapy

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Wayne in WA State - September 16, 2007 06:56 AM (GMT)
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Wayne in WA State - September 19, 2007 06:58 AM (GMT)
Be Careful What You Say

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Wayne in WA State - September 21, 2007 08:54 AM (GMT)
This Unfamiliar Sensation

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Wayne in WA State - September 26, 2007 06:16 AM (GMT)
And now it's time for some local news


Small Town Holds Annual Gay Shame Parade

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GRAND PLAINS, NE—A tight-knit rural Midwestern farming community commemorated the demonization of homosexuality Sunday with its annual Gay Shame Parade, a three-decade-old tradition that has become a cornerstone of the town's cultural identity.

The second-place float in this year's parade cruises down Grand Plains' picturesque Main Street.

"Every year, the whole town turns out to enjoy Nebraska's famous summer sunshine, sample foods, browse the craft bazaar, and shame homosexuals for their repulsive, decadent behavior," said Frank Mitchell, mayor of Grand Plains, NE and parade marshal. "This year was our biggest turnout yet. Everybody had so much fun ostracizing the gays."

The parade featured the usual assemblage of police cruisers, fire trucks, antique cars, and farm equipment, which local residents had draped in red-white-and-blue banners that read "Burn in the Eternal Flames of Hell!" City Councilman Fred Brandeen, this year's "Jesus," entertained children by making mock finger-wagging gestures of admonishment and passing out buttons bearing the parade's traditional slogan: "NO!" Members of the Grand Plains Area Wives Association followed behind with a 15-foot hand-sewn banner, cosponsored by Jerry's Auto Body, which read: "GPAWA and Jerry's Cringe To Think What You're Putting Your Family Through."

Organized every year by the Grand Plains City Council and a coalition of area churches, the Gay Shame Parade has been an annual event here since 1977, the year that citizens first became aware of gay people's existence.

"To see a whole community rally together like this around a good cause—it's really an inspiration," said Ellen Lundblom, a mother of four enjoying the festivities with her youngest son, first-time reveler Timmy, 3. "If I were a lesbian, this would have really made me feel awful about myself."

"My favorite part was the balloons," Timmy Lundblom said. "They had all different colors of angry frowny-faces on them."

The event got off to a rousing start with the Grand Plains High School Cougars marching band playing such classics as "The Star-Spangled Banner" and "Onward, Christian Soldiers." The mood grew palpably more sober during the middle portion of the procession, as members of the Grand Plains Baptist Church marched with folded arms in stony, judgmental silence and stared at the spectators lining the streets as if to ask, "Are you gay?"

The spirit of levity returned, however, toward the parade's finish, which featured balloon giveaways, a float contest, and an appearance by 6-year-olds Christopher Weiland and Courtney Wendt, who were crowned "Junior Mister and Miss Heterosexual" on Saturday. The parade concluded with a group reading of Leviticus 20:13.

After the last bit of confetti fell, spectators praised the parade's highlights, including a float, presented by local Little League team the Tigers that depicts a mother, sitting alone with her head down on a kitchen table, crying. The first-place ribbon went to "Sodom and Gomorrah," a miniature version of the two Biblical cities engulfed in flames. The float's designer, McPhee's Department Store window dresser Bruce Carlson, was not able to accept his prize, however, as he was away visiting an aunt in Lawrence, KS for the weekend.

Despite the pageantry, parade organizers stressed that the event has a serious message.

"Everyone loves a parade," PTA chairwoman Agatha Buell said. "But it's about a lot more than the clowns, the decorations, and those Shriner fellows in their tiny cars. It's about making folks feel sickened by the deviant homosexual lifestyle, like God wants us to."

Spectators couldn't help but be delighted by the parade's surprise finale, when, after dutifully leading the marching band for the entire mile-long parade route, local music teacher Colin Atherton was marched past the county line and told never, ever to return.


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Wayne in WA State - September 30, 2007 07:22 AM (GMT)
The People, Not The Powerful 08

http://youtube.com/watch?v=gedqNpd_90g


Wayne in WA State - October 1, 2007 07:48 AM (GMT)
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tkdveg - October 1, 2007 01:24 PM (GMT)
QUOTE (Wayne in WA State @ Sep 30 2007, 01:22 AM)
The People, Not The Powerful 08

http://youtube.com/watch?v=gedqNpd_90g

Thanks, Wayne - Good one! :Y:

There's a really good one of Instant Karma in the related vids too.

Wayne in WA State - October 9, 2007 05:57 AM (GMT)
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Wayne in WA State - October 10, 2007 06:57 AM (GMT)
My Sweet Neo Con

http://youtube.com/watch?v=AnQLce48iMc

Satisfaction Guaranteed Since 1962


Wayne in WA State - October 14, 2007 07:44 AM (GMT)
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And the GOP Smear Machine wasted no time going after Gore - the first volley shot by MSNBC’s Joe Scarborough. “Morning Joe” started with the lies about Gore’s use of private jets (fact, Gore uses airlines) and the rest of the show went downhill after that.

The only weapon the GOP has anymore are lies. And it is getting very hard to stand behind those lies when the climate is going to hell all around us. Atlanta only has 12 weeks of water supply left, many parts of the country are experiencing summer weather and most of the Arctic ice pack is gone. Should that be a surprise since the temperatures have hovered near the 70’s all summer? Now an adventure to the North Pole takes the same preparation as an April trip to Myrtle Beach - sunblock and a light windbreaker.

Lastly, someone should think about drafting Gore to run for President. Really.

Wayne in WA State - October 17, 2007 08:57 AM (GMT)
Um.....

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Wayne in WA State - October 18, 2007 06:59 AM (GMT)

Wayne in WA State - October 24, 2007 09:47 AM (GMT)

Wayne in WA State - October 24, 2007 10:04 AM (GMT)

Wayne in WA State - October 25, 2007 07:29 AM (GMT)
No More Big Words --- Vote Ugg

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Wayne in WA State - October 26, 2007 08:38 AM (GMT)
Garry Trudeau -- Doonesbury

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Wayne in WA State - October 26, 2007 10:08 AM (GMT)
Only A Northern Song


http://youtube.com/watch?v=EjAVqK2nqmI



:Y:

Wayne in WA State - November 2, 2007 08:01 AM (GMT)
Love is the answer, and you know that for sure

http://youtube.com/watch?v=8dHUfy_YBps


Wayne in WA State - November 4, 2007 09:10 AM (GMT)
Why should we believe scientists anyway?

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Wayne in WA State - November 7, 2007 10:30 AM (GMT)

Wayne in WA State - November 8, 2007 10:01 AM (GMT)

tkdveg - November 8, 2007 03:18 PM (GMT)
QUOTE (Wayne in WA State @ Nov 7 2007, 04:30 AM)
I need you right now

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A58U8k6PspA

WOW!!! The difference between our "levees" and those in Eurp is staggering, to say the least! Ours just look like concrete highway barriers - that's troubling on so many levels! So much for American Know-How!
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Wayne in WA State - November 18, 2007 05:58 AM (GMT)
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Wed 24 Oct 2007
Al Gore’s Real Risk
Dear Al Gore,

Americans want you to run and we can be sooo annoying at times, I know. But I doubt any of us will shut up anytime soon - you know how we can be.

The Blue States are yours already, the Purple States are yours too because they look back at what could have been if things had gone differently in 00, that and they feel bad - they feel you need your chance to pull us out of the Hell-hole we are currently in. The Red States (what there is left of them) are a toss up. Nothing you can do about the blind political rage they have.

I know another run for the Presidency may not seem like a fun thing to do right now and in a strange sort of way WINNING the election will totally suck. It will be on your shoulders to fix the multi-layer putrid mess we are in. You know what to do, global warming-wise, but it will also be up to you to fix our debacle in Iraq and what ever mess Bush starts in Iran. Oh and there is that open sore called Afghanistan we should put some compute cycles into.

And did you know the economy is a wreck? Remember that high-falutin’ job I had under Clinton / Gore? It went extinct in 2001. The dollar also is lower than a Dick Cheney Dirty Trickâ„¢.

So I know you would rather not get sucked into the slime pit known as politics, but we need you.

Few men in American history have been called by a nation for the singular purpose of becoming President. Our founding fathers loved to hide out on their farms and wait for the worst of the hand-wringing to pass when it was their turn to sit and helm the nation that is America. Well, they didn’t live in a world that included the Internet, blogs and mass email campaigns. So no matter how far out in the woods your farm may be, I am sure the Internet is available.

Few have been called and you should be warned we will keep dialing.


Wayne in WA State - December 2, 2007 12:40 AM (GMT)




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