http://www.opinioneditorials.com/freedomwr...i_20040815.html

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10. Stop calling it a "war." Rename it to the "Protest Against Terror." Protests always get people's attention and let them know that what you're protesting against is wrong.

9. Use softer bullets. Metal bullets hurt the terrorists, and that makes them hate us more.

8. Perhaps President Kerry can invite Osama bin Laden to the White House for a "cuddling party" with Kerry/Edwards. Nothing makes friends faster than a good cuddle.

7. Only go to war if the French and the UN say it's okay. Everyone knows how skillful the French are at dealing with other nations, and the UN has proven time and again its efficacy in dealing with terrorists.

6. Pull the troops out of Iraq within six months, but stay the course and even send more troops. If you have to ask, it's too nuanced for you.

5. Gently but firmly remind the terrorists that he was in Vietnam for four months thirty-five years ago. They won't dare pull anything then.

4. Ensure government owned and operated health care for all Americans, paid for with higher taxes. Terrorists won't bother to attack if they know all Americans have health care; it won't do any good then.

3. Stop eating pork and cover the women. Don't let them read or vote. That will show the terrorists that we understand them and appreciate their culture.

2. Don't call them "terrorists." They feel bad enough about our bullying, abusive foreign policy as it is. Call them "armed peace demonstrators." They'll feel more... peaceful.

1. Don't send soldiers; send social workers. All they really need is love and understanding.

http://www.marchforjustice.com/shock&awe.php

Tell me that all the children and people in these pictures are "terrorists." The inane article above is insulting in suggesting that ALL Muslims are terrorists and the ONLY terrorists on this Earth. Face it then, like Bush and his entourage, you are simply an ignorant, hatefilled mouthpiece, who wants to kill all the "ragheads." YOU are part of the reason why our children will now have to live with this for the rest of their lives. BOMBS WILL NOT STOP TERRORISM. The more you kill, the more who come to take their place, and the more enemies you make, and the more hatred you sow. Oh, and where is Bin Laden, BTW? Seems your brand of shock and awe has done nothing but create more terrorists and give that murdering bastard more recruits. An orange alert supposedly exists now in NYC, Washington DC, and Norhtern NJ because all the while this lying administration was diverting this so-called war from the places we should have been, to play cowboys and Indians in Iraq, REAL terrorists have been plotting still. There is a way to fight terrorism without using military force as the ONLY resort, BTW. However, explaining that to neanderthals who only shake their heads in response to what their masters tell them to do, is a complete waste of time.