"President Bush, First Lady Laura and Dick Cheney were
flying on Air Force One.

George looked at Laura, chuckled and said, "You know,
I could throw a $1,000 bill out of the window right
now and make somebody very happy."

Laura shrugged her shoulders and replied, "I could
throw ten $100 bills out of the window and make ten
people very happy."

Cheney added, "That being the case, I could throw one
hundred $10 bills out of the window and make a hundred
people very happy."

Hearing their exchange, the pilot rolled his eyes and
said to his co-pilot, "Such big-shots back there.
Shit, I could throw all of their asses out the window
and make 56 million people very happy."