Just some short quips about Bush to brighten your evening.
"President Bush says he has just one question for the American voters, 'Is the rich person you're working for better off now than they were four years ago?'"-- Jay Leno
"Kerry is well on his way to reaching his magic number of 2,162. That's the total number of delegates he needs to win the Democratic nomination. See, for President Bush it's different. His magic numbers only 5. That's the number of Supreme Court judges needed to win." -- Jay Leno
"There was a scare in Washington when a man climbed over the White House wall and was arrested. This marks the first time a person has gotten into The
White House unlawfully since President Bush." -- David Letterman
"Pres Bush said he was 'troubled' by gay people getting married in anFrancisco. He said on important issues like this the people should make the decision, not judges. Unless of course we're choosing a president, then he prefers judges." -- Jay Leno
"On 'Meet the Press' yesterday President Bush was asked what he would do if he lost the election and Bush said, 'PhD, you mean like last time?'" -- Jay Leno
"This week, both John Kerry and Wesley Clark are making campaign appearance with the guys who saved their lives in Vietnam. Meanwhile, President Bush is campaigning with a guy that once took a math test for him." -- Conan O'Brien
"President Bush released his new $2.4 trillion federal budget. It has two parts: smoke and mirrors." --Jay Leno
"Bush admitted that his pre-war intelligence wasn't what it should have been. We knew that when we elected him!" -- Jay Leno
"As you know President Bush gave his State of the Union Address, interrupted 70 times by applause and 45 times by really big words." -- Jay Leno
"President Bush said that American workers will need new skills to get the
new jobs in the 21st century. Some of the skills they're going to need are Spanish, Chinese, and Korean, because that's where the jobs went." -- Jay
Leno
"Dick Cheney finally responded today to demands that he reveal the details of the Enron meetings. This is what he said. 'He met with unnamed people, from
unspecified companies, for an indeterminate amount of time, at an undisclosed location.' Thank God he cleared that up." -- Jay Leno
"Plans are being discussed as to who will replace Dick Cheney if he has to resign for health reasons. It's not easy for President Bush. He can't just name a replacement. He would first have to be confirmed by the oil, gas and power companies." -- Jay Leno
"The new Prime Minister of Spain has called the war in Iraq a disaster, and plans to bring his troops home as soon as possible. In fact, President Bush is so upset at Spain that he is now threatening to close down the border between Spain and the US." -- Jay Leno
I know, I know. Not all of the stuff those funny guys say is true. Well, not literally true, perhaps. But certainly true in the spirit of our pathetic president.
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