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Pat Robertson: God Said A Tsunami Will Hit America's Coastline

Robert Paul Reyes
May 18, 2006

As someone who appreciates the absurd, I frequently watch Pat Robertson's 700 Club. You never know when he's going to call for the assassination of a foreign leader or condemn an American town to hell.

The televangelist rarely disappoints; in his latest pronouncement Pat Robertson claimed God told him storms and possibly a tsunami will hit America's coastline this year.

"If I heard the Lord right about 2006, the coasts of America will be lashed by storms," Robertson said on his 700 Club, he added, "there well may be something as bad as a tsunami in the Pacific Northwest."

That may be the problem right there. Pat is getting long in the tooth, and he may not be hearing the Lord right. The Almighty may have actually said: Soon there will be another Starbucks opening in the Pacific Northwest.

The quirky religious broadcaster said the revelations about this year's weather came to him during his annual personal prayer retreat in January.

The Lord spoke to me during my annual gambling, girls and greed retreat in Las Vegas: "Son, believe thou not the ramblings of my wayward ministers Jerry Falwell and Pat Robertson. If a tsunami is about the hit America I will use a more credible individual than Pat Robertson to deliver the bad tidings. I will employ one of my trusted bleach-blond bimbo weather girls to sound the warning."

I wouldn't listen to Pat Robertson when he predicts the course a hurricane will take or when a tsunami will hit America's coastline. I'm not a weatherman, but I predict that a burst of hot air will hit this country the next time the 700 Club airs.

Pat Robertson is still able to spew his racist, hate-filled tripe; praising Republicans and condeming Democrats all the while remaining tax-exepts as a 501c3. This all done in colusion with the IRS

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But yet the NAACP may be investigated because Mr. Bush was criticized by their president in one speach.

Letters: GOP Constituents Want NAACP Probe

Makes me sick.

I believe Al's movie is already getting to him, only Pat is calling the science of global warming and climate change a message from the lord. Personally, I think Pat needs to update is hearing aid.

To Pat Robertsons Credit? "Better late than never" :)

Actually, Pat is an AMATUER who's only about 3 years late. He's a NEOPHYTE to the art of prediction. I suspect that he's been reading about and/or watching AL GORE/ GLOBAL WARMING/ WEATHER CHANNEL and thought he'd put his "two cents worth" into the frey. :read:

Strange thing is..........thanks to the "Rightous Right" and their support for the REPUBLICAN PARTY? AMERICA is now paying the price for ignoring GLOBAL WARMING, ILLEGAL ALIENS, GANGS and putting the EARTHS future in the hands of GREEDY and SELFISH CORPORATIONS!!!! :mad: :mad: :mad:

Have a nice day.................Andrew :Y:

Thanks George, Pat and ALL of the "Grand Old Party"?

First, Pat Robertson claims that God spoke to him and that there would be lots of storms hitting the coasts, maybe even a tsunami.

Then, he asks his viewers for money so that he can help the victims of the bad weather to come.

Wouldn't that be working against God? If God is the one sending these nasty storms, then God wants people to suffer. If you work to alleviate the suffering caused by the Lord, well, you are working against God. Ain't you?