http://forums.therandirhodesshow.com/index...showtopic=76730I first got this from "swordofcallisto" at the Randi Rhodes Forum
So this man goes into a bar and orders a drink. The bar has a robot
bartender.
The robot serves him a perfectly prepared cocktail, and then asks him,
"What's your IQ?"
The man replies "150" and the robot proceeds to make conversation about
global warming factors, quantum physics and spirituality, biomimicry,
environmental interconnectedness, string theory, nano-technology, and sexual
proclivities.
The customer is very impressed and thinks, "This is really cool." He decides
to test the robot. He walks out of the bar, turns around, and comes back in
for another drink. Again, the robot serves him the perfectly prepared drink
and asks him, "What's your IQ?"
The man responds, "about a 100."
Immediately the robot starts talking, but this time, about football, NASCAR,
baseball, supermodels, favorite fast foods, and guns.
Impressed now, the man leaves the bar and decides to give the robot one more
test. He heads out and returns, the robot serves him and asks, "What's your
IQ?"
The man replies, "Er ahh, 50, I think."
And the robot says... very slowly, "Sooooooo............. ya gonna vote for
Bush again?"