Title: My "dream" HEADLINE on CNN!
Description: Political Satire.......Darn!
FreeBird - July 15, 2004 09:12 AM (GMT)

BREAKING NEWS

Resolution to be introduced
Monday, Aug 2, 2004 Posted: 6:38 AM EDT
Washington (Reuters)
An un-named source said this morning that Congress is expected to vote on a bill declaring George Bush "incompetent" to hold office! The resolution should pass in a rare Bi-Partisam vote this morning! Democrat and Republican Congress members agree that the President has shown disturbing incompetence during the last 3 1/2 years and appears to be "out of touch" with reality! It is expected to be passed by the Senate on tuesday. When asked at his Crawford County ranch in Texas over the weekend as to whether he would sign the Bill? George Bush was quoted as saying "you know, Congress is a pain in the ass sometimes"!!!

Have a nice day :) ...............Andrew Paul(aka:FreeBird)
GSC Admin - July 15, 2004 11:17 AM (GMT)
LOL, you are something else Andrew! Your posts are always funny, yet insightful! You should have met one of our former members named Papa Bear! You are both free spirits!
Thanks again!
FreeBird - July 15, 2004 11:33 AM (GMT)
NO :D THANK YOU!!!
I'm happy that THIS site is available so that I can express myself :clap:
And, Papa Bear sounds like a COOL dude :) I know I would love to see his offerings :D Is he available :?:
Again, thank you :) .......................Andrew Paul (aka: FreeBird)
GoreLeadership - July 15, 2004 12:47 PM (GMT)
free spirit is what we all need, to make some positive change in the world.
We could learn from you :)
-GoreLeadership
FreeBird - July 15, 2004 01:29 PM (GMT)
OMG

Geez!!! Thanks :D Just tryin to do my part at this "crossroads" (so to speak) in American History.

Have a GREAT day :) ...............Andrew Paul (aka: FreeBird)
earthmother - July 15, 2004 01:35 PM (GMT)
| QUOTE |
| When asked at his Crawford County ranch in Texas over the weekend as to whether he would sign the Bill? George Bush was quoted as saying "you know, Congress is a pain in the ass sometimes"!!! |
An alternate response from Bush about whether he'd sign the bill could've been: "I don't know. I never read anything, so I don't know what it's about."
Ugh. Gag me with a spoon. (What the hell did that expression ever mean anyway?)
Anyway, thanks for the levity, Freebird. You're a pleasure to have on this board!
As for Papa Bear, he was always saying he was going under, going to be disconnected, packing up and moving out, and this time I think he finally meant it. He said he wouldn't have Internet access for a while. I know he hasn't been posting at AGDems, either. I'm sure he'll resurface soon, though. You can't keep that guy down!
FreeBird - July 15, 2004 01:59 PM (GMT)
YES :lol: :clap: earthmother

George Walker B. is :?: :?: :?: :dripple:
I hope PapaBear is ok and hopefully he'll be back :unsure:
I'm glad ya like my posts btw..........and I hope to continue in the tradition of a GREAT PRESIDENT who once said:
"And so, my fellow Americans Ask not what your country can do for you -ask what you can do for your country."
I'm willin.........
Have a beautiful day :) ...........Andrew Paul (aka: FreeBird)
earthmother - July 15, 2004 02:46 PM (GMT)
Looks like we've got ourselves a group admiration society going here.
GROUP HUG, EVERYBODY! :lol:
earthmother - July 15, 2004 03:02 PM (GMT)
There is, right now, the most beautiful blue butterfly on the butterfly bush right outside my home-office window. It's black with the most beautiful irridescent blue on its wings. Truly a thing of beauty, and I couldn't help wondering . . . Karin (Bluebutterfly) . . . are you paying me a visit? ;)
bluebutterfly - July 17, 2004 12:20 AM (GMT)
I'm really starting to really like my name: bluebutterfly! :rolleyes:
FreeBird - July 17, 2004 10:01 AM (GMT)
And what a lovely name it is

Peace to ya......................Andrew Paul
earthmother - July 17, 2004 01:06 PM (GMT)
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| I'm really starting to really like my name: bluebutterfly! |
Well, I always liked splatonawindshield and the nickname splat, but we're peacelovers over here, and bluebutterfly is so much more serene. :D
JamesAquila - July 18, 2004 07:19 AM (GMT)
CNN headline I'd like to see:
WHILE SHOWING OFF SADDAM'S HANDGUNS, BUSH ACCIDENTLY SHOOTS & KILLS SELF, CHENEY, THE ENTIRE CABINET AND THE ENTIRE GOP CONGRESSIONAL LEADERSHIP. SPECIAL JOINT SESSION OF CONGRESS APPOINTS AL GORE NEW PRESIDENT
FreeBird - July 18, 2004 08:46 AM (GMT)
Mornin James, :lol: That's FUNNNNNY

Yea, he was probably off with Dick Cheney doing some DUCK OR RABBIT hunting

:clap: :clap: :clap:
What a "dickhead" George Bush is...............

Thanks James,
Have a FINE day.........................Andrew Paul
GSC Admin - July 18, 2004 09:36 AM (GMT)
earthmother - July 18, 2004 02:43 PM (GMT)
Here's my dream headline. (Hint: We saw I, Robot last night.)
Evil Robots Discovered in Washington; Bush, Cheney, Cabinet Members Found to be Automatons
Supreme Court Decides Robots Cannot Rule Country and Hands Presidency to Al Gore
FreeBird - July 18, 2004 03:59 PM (GMT)

I LOVE IT :clap: Weird thing though..................the comparison is fairly accurate :blink: OMG'S!!!
I gotta see that movie :) .............Andrew Paul
earthmother - July 18, 2004 04:02 PM (GMT)
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| Weird thing though..................the comparison is fairly accurate |
Yeah. And they accuse Gore of being like a robot! :lol:
earthmother - July 18, 2004 04:09 PM (GMT)
The movie, btw, Andrew, was pretty good. I wouldn't say it was great, but then I'm not a sci-fi fan, whereas my husband is. We saw it with our kids, too--17-year-old son and 10-year-old daughter--and they both thought it was great. I was squirming a bit with all the language because of my daughter, but she's heard it all at home, and on the whole it was good family entertainment. Will Smith was very good, and if you could get past some of the corny attempts at humor, the movie was well-done. The special effects were great. And yeah, there's the age-old sci-fi theme of what makes a human human? When does a robot become something more than a robot? Because it's Isaac Asimov, it's a good story--better than most.
It's good summertime fun, nothing more, nothing less.
FreeBird - July 18, 2004 06:39 PM (GMT)
:D Thanks for the info earthmother. I enjoy sci-fi movies also (I think it's a guy thing)! I LOVE the one's with special fx also :clap: Will Smith is not bad also. And, I forgot that Isaac Asimov wrote that! Most excellent indeed!
I'll probably wait for the DVD to watch it!
Have a great day.........................Andrew Paul

P.S. Your family sounds wonderful btw
Julia - July 18, 2004 09:42 PM (GMT)
:clap: :clap: :clap: YEAH I finally did it. I got registered as a true Gore Supporter again. YEAH. I missed you guys and this is such a funny thread. Yeah. HI Earthmomma. HI Erin, freebird, bluebutterfly, et all. /Julia
FreeBird - July 18, 2004 10:18 PM (GMT)
Hi Julia

Welcome back and welcome to the "NEW" board! Lot of good vibes in it......I think! Hope ya have as much fun here as I am having! :D The general opinion here is to get this "jack-off"

OUT OF OFFICE!

Peace and have a good day :) ....................Andrew Paul
earthmother - July 19, 2004 01:09 AM (GMT)
YEAH! :clap: :clap: :clap: :clap: :clap: :clap: :clap:
HI, JULIA!
Julia - July 19, 2004 02:27 AM (GMT)
:jock: Yeah, it feels soooooooo good to be back. Earthmomma I could not stay away. You know I'm always with you, now don't you. For those of you who do not know this, Earthmother and I and Erin go back a long long ways. We were in the trenches together in the write in effort. We worked and worked like dogs, and lots thought we were off our rockers......they were right, we were. It didn't work out the way we hoped for, but we will always know we did our best to make something happen. We will always know that we tried. Now we all know that we will be campaign headquarters for whatever Our Leader does next.... don't we?l So let me try out some of these new smilies, let's see......... hmm, how bout this one.... :Y: Later, Julia :tongue:
ErinB - July 19, 2004 03:16 AM (GMT)
Welcome back, Julia! :clap:
Julia - July 19, 2004 06:34 PM (GMT)
My dream headline:
BUSH ADMINISTRATION IMPEACHED.
:read:
GSC Admin - July 19, 2004 09:55 PM (GMT)
Good to have you back Julia! I will re-instate your original # of posts plus the 3 from today!